>he doesn't notice me
>tfw I think his slight social awkwardness and good looks make him a total cutie
Are these things written by normal robots as what they wish someone would think? Like, "oh I wish some robot girl would think this and that this is totally me?"
No one thinks like this.
Go fuck yourself.
>>25613096
Fuck off Stacy. Fucking leave.
Why do people say girls majoring in arts are easy?
The arts can't be graded objectively, so no one can prove you're only getting good grades because you're banging the teacher.
This is a well known scam among girls and arts teachers. Why do you think there are to few men in the arts?
>>25613702
>Why do you think there are to few men in the arts?
But that's wrong.
because its non-technical
thats always easier than technical stuff
that why law and med are easy as well
>The Sun is coming out
>Almost time for bed
>>25612994
This is what i do as well, it's kind weird when you start to hear the birds chirping outside and that cues when you fall asleep. How long do you sleep for?
>>25613016
12 hours, usually.
Sometimes I aim for 13.
There have been days where I dont see the sun
>>25613016
It depends. Some days I sleep 4 hours, others I sleep for 20, or more. There is no point to getting up.
How do girls use pissbottles? I want to know how they aim
>>25612901
they shove the whole thing up
>>25612934
>shove the whole thing up
uhhh... you know girls don't pee out of their vaginal opening right? there is a small urethra whole by it.
anyway. You spread the labia and press the top around your pee hole.
it looks something like this
How to chat a woman in fb without looking like a fucking creep?
Literally all you have to do is look good.
If you're ugly, stop trying.
>>25612859
I think this girl is really in to me, I just don't have a chance to strike a conversation with her due to my class schedules.
>>25612845
You don't. If you don't know her in real life, a facebook message is instantly going to make her think you're a creep. And if you do know her in real life, that's where you should talk to her.
10 reasons why male - female relationships are dead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoh8DKGnCGw
>as helpful as a dog without legs
kek
this video is gold up to the point im watching
the video is good, it has lots of truths but society os too PC for this
Post your heaviest feels. Here are mine
>You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night
>that incredible smile will never be for you
>She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
>She will never hang...
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What stage you are in now?
That's right, grief. Keep walking toward acceptance.
I fully accept my lonely fate and wish for a horrid accident to kill me.
>>25614025
Me too, there is nothing left for me.
>>25612771
time for another drink
>comfy in bed, laying on my stomach surfing the web in the dark
>pider fucking jumps out in front of my monitor
Fuck Australia so fucking much.
Who /scaredofinsects/ here?
>>25612624
Anime is for faggots.
Buy some bugspray.
>>25612676
It's not even an anime character, Retardus Maximus.
>>25612703
All your little jap cartoons look the same to me.
They're all equally gay.
Only moist bitches who're scared of spiders watch gay little jap toons.
Who has been your guardian angel fellow robots? I mean someone who has been nice to you for no reason, not wanting anything in return.
Tell me your experiences.
Bonus points: no immediate relatives.
Don't have any?
>>25612603
Could be a one time experience. No one has been nice to you at anytime? Not in school? At your job?
>>25612573
$4t4N
don't break the chain anon, you have the weight of 200,000 years on you
>>25612473
I'm not sure what feels better though, preserving this chain, or destryoing it.
it's so weird to think that your greatgreatgreatgreatrgeatgreatgreat... grandfather was a fish
Getting laid isn't so hard. You can purchase that type of thing.
Getting a girl pregnant is very hard though.
1. Dick length: In the porn when you see that the average size of the dicks is more than 8 inches, you start to suffer from low self-esteem by watching your average sized dick. You measure your dick everyday whether there is any change in the size. But in reality, most of the girls are not looking for those monstrous dicks. It's not all about the size. It's about connection and love. You can rock the bed of a girl with your average sized dick if it is done with great care.
2. Inserting Stuffs: In the porn, guys insert candle to airplane into the both holes of gals...
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your going to get allot of heat for this post, but thank you.
>All common sense shit
Thanks for wasting my time asshole, I could have been jacking off.
>>25612406
thanks ivan
How do you find a hairstyle that fits you? People are always telling me to get a haircut and when I get one it ends up worse than before.
With a pretty face it doesn't matter what kind of haircut you get. All will look nice.
With an ugly face... good luck.
>>25612468
I'm ugly so that does nothing for me.
pls
Ajcksooxiicjajsbbs
Anyone else tries to get on the righteous path?
>>25612378
woah jeez man that sure was close
some unsavoury things almost happened there
>you'll never get to be a loving father to your children in this jewified "modern" world
The destruction of the family is the most evil thing marxists attempted, and partially succeeded, at doing.
>Share a room with my daugther
>End up in some questionable situations but never do and never would do anything
Don't feel any compulsion towards anything bad towards her.
>Uggos try to claim Elliot wasn't an uggo
>>25612333
He was weird looking, but he wasn't ugly
>>25612333
Where did you find this rare Elliot?
His chin game strong though.
>american truck simulator will be released in less than a month
>>25612309
looks pretty boring
>>25612362
you obviously never played euro truck sim
can't wait to get high and ignore schoolwork by playing it