>start to go down on a girl
>face right up against her ass
>take a whiff of swampass
>instant boner kill
Why do girls think it's okay to not clean up before sex? I couldn't get it up after that and had to bullshit my way out.
>>25644187
Meh, it goes both ways. Just make it a policy to mutually shower before sex.
>>25644187
i dont understand fags who want to eat/sniff ass
one time i was fuckig my ex gf doggystyle and the motion of fucking her whooshed some air up to my face that smelled like shit, literally smelled like shit
it killed my boner completely
and when i told her, i swear to nutsack, the bitch actually got uppity with me
god, they're fucking animals. i wipe and wipe until theres nothing on the paper, then i wet the paper and repeat that, then i use dry again. anyone who does anything less is a fucking pig
>>25644543
I wipe till there's nothing left either but that still won't mean it won't smell. Gotta soap up dat ass in the shower.
Dump all you`ve got.
>>25641652
this is was real depressing
not sure what this is but it's in my feels folder so
not sure if we're just posting greentexts but heres this
I can understand pic related type women having high standards and only wanting to date celebs, sportsmen, rich entreprenuers, royalty, heirs to fortunes
But why the fuck would a woman her in looks have the same standards. Can one of the out of shape fat women who post on here help me understand the thinking here?
A tall handsome wealthy popular guy brings his money, status , looks and connections to the table and what he gets is an out of shape chubby or even fat women who might have a kid and works at a call centre?
Whats the thinking here? Can't be serious.
>>25640681
I knew this one rather bland looking chick who was rude as fuck but always dated better looking guys. I once got to talk to one of her exes and apparently she gave the best head ever. Men are simple like that, it seems.
>>25640681
I'm a 200+ pound 5'7 woman in her 20's who doesn't into standards because I have no chance. The most romantic thing a guy ever told me was "not even snot would fuck you" in front of my whole class and I've never been hit or or hit on someone so your "all ugly/fat women" approach is wrong. I just don't like generalizations, mon.
>>25640829
incoming 50 replies of "I'll fuck you"
and that's the problem
Zero stress.
>>25640285
i doubt it 2bh
>>25640285
The gravy train will run out eventually.
Zero friends
weekend rose thread
come here rosebud
My heart is racing from being blindsided by a Rose pic
>>25639660
rose has a perfect butt i wish i could lick it
Reminder: Rose toured Europe for dick, twice.
My parents when I was in high school 8 years ago:
>no going out past 8 pm anon!!
>you can't bring girls to the house!
>no underage drinking, you're staying home!
>bad grades? no social interaction for you!
my parents now:
>anon where are our grandchildren???
Should I just tell them its their fault?
It is their fault. They can only blame themselves.
>>25637455
Heh, I had the exact same experience anon. Also they prevented me from seeing anything sexual whatsoever and then wonder why I'm so prudish and get embarrassed by nudity
>>25637455
>No going out
That was the end of my social life
>hang out with old friends who are normies that I don't like that much
>wasted an entire evening where I could've been comfy at home
>now they're going to ask me to do stuff with them and visit and shit and I don't want to
How do I once again isolate myself ?
You can learn from them how to interact with people, etc.
>>25649567
I know how to interact with people; I just don't want to be around them in particular because they're fucking losers.
you can only be truly isolated in death
>born in upstate ny
>rural poverty and sadness on astronomical levels
>not even any big parties in the woods here
>only small parties with 10 people in a trailer or house where no one invites you because everyone's too poor to afford booze and drugs
>2 hours from a small city
>jobs are 60 mile commutes and only part time work is available
>housing and consumables are more expensive than most major cities
>no public transportation, airport, or anything for hours
>can't drive without smelling such strong cow shit and farm smells I almost puke
>even though I live in a farm parents don't get any fresh produce or farm to table food
>literally no benefits of living here
>literally have the worst life in America
>not even a single escalator in my entire county
>just want to be homeless in la
>>25649463
sounds like you're a perfect candidate for NEETbux
>>25649527
Your parents ruining your life doesn't get you neetbux
>>25649463
>born in central NY
>small suburb town with a few farms
>40 minutes from a city
>parents make enough money to buy me a new vehicle and my college tuition
>2 malls within 20 mins
>plenty of jobs and more being created
>living life on easy mode
>Talk to a girl who left me emotionally scarred for years because she would pretend she liked me then tell me to kill myself.
>I bring up what she did to me
>She says "awww i am sorry i hurt a lot of people while playing around"
Playing around? You think this is a game bitch?
>>25649374
Cut contact already
Respond this: "Don't worry, it will only hurt for a short while"
>>25649410
>>25649374
This, senpai. Why the fuck are you still talking to her? Glutton for punishment?
I live with parents, because the (shit) job I have pays too little to enable me to move out.
I want to find a real job - with salary, security, benefits - that will enable me to move out and have my own 'home'. Am I wrong in thinking owning one's own home is a Robot's dream? To have a private space in which you can alone, without anyone to impose on your solitude. You can have your little hobbies, and with no one to question you: you can do as you generally please, and none to inquire as to what you are doing, which is something that bothers me about...
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>>25649294
I've done the math.
Its simply not possible.
>>25649294
>owning a home
>having a mortgage
pick one
>>25649327
You don't have to aim for a $500k house, you know. Then again, I don't know where you live.. Do you live in the U.S.? What state?
If not, what country, fellow Robot?
So I was at the bus stop waiting for my bus and this older Mexican woman walks up to me and presents me this booklet. She said that I needed to change my ways and my life and made a gesture about my beard and said that it needed to go. I tried to shoo her away but she was very adamant. It finally took me to telling her that I'm an atheist and that I don't believe in any of that in order to get her to stop. She stopped talking and looked both disgusted and heartbroken. Then she walked away.
Let's see.
I guess the cover counts as page 1.
Sounds like something a black rapper would say.
Stepping out.
>he doesn't do 100 push ups EVERY SINGLE DAY
>he doesn't do 100 push ups EVERY SINGLE DAY
>he doesn't run 10km EVERY SINGLE DAY
tfw when not a hero for fun
>>25649042
>he doesn't do 100 push ups EVERY SINGLE DAY
>he doesn't do 100 push ups EVERY SINGLE DAY
you fucked it up, good job retard.
>>25649042
Will 100 pushups a day make any noticeable difference?
I play games so brutal that they included a page with links to councillors in case of the content in the game shocked people.
And people think they're cool for playing CoD
link to the game?
Yeah, what game is this?
are you sure this isn't cod?
how do I break up with my robot bf without making him kill himself
>>25648809
How well do you know him?
>>25648809
why the fuck do you want to do that, you heartless bitch?
Ive had this problem before
Just wait and hope they break up with you I guess
what video games would you recommend for a neet fgt?
none, all games are horrible
>fgt
what is this, you don't need to censor yourself, faggot
>>25648594
Job Simulator
>>25648636
>implying
>im original fuck you