Why do you scroll on /r9k/ ?
I'm loneIy.
>>25665348
because I'm a kissless, hugless, touchless, handholdless, flirtless, eyecontactless, high inhibition, ugly, autistic virgin
>>25665455
I'm going to rape you. How does that make you feel?
I posted a similar thread over in /b/, but honestly this might get more attention here with fellow robots.
In order to do shit that I want to do, I need to learn how to use proxies. And not just firing up tor and saying "lel fbi can't find me now", like actually being untraceable or at least safe. If anybody can help me, that'd be cool.
Also, general deep/dark web thread.
>>25665331
literally xD at your post famiria, if you think you need something deeper than tor for whatever you're doing, it's too specialized for your stupid ass, or most likely you just don't know shit about tor :)
>>25665371
i really don't know shit about tor. i'm saying i don't think i can just download tor, open it and be ready to go. isn't there more to it than that?
>>25665417
What i mean is - don't you have to configure it further in order to remain truly anonymous? Also, what kinds of things can you use tor for without configuring it?
i'm a skinny white guy but toned muscularly i have a tumblr sad boy aesthetic and i get 6-10 looking girls i'm telling all you betas what ladies like more than a ripped chad that that has a 8-10 face is a troubled artsy white boy who hates himself to much to be a "bad guy" girls think im sweet and sensitive it takes no time to get into there pants when you act like the only reason you don't want it is out of "respect for their feelings" and "i know those chads hurt you but i'm nothing like that and i can show you by holding out on sex" they will basically rip you god damn pants off for you girls love sad boys more than chads because "they couldn't possibly do them wrong." ive been playing girls for years with this the way things break off is usually me saying "i'm not emotionally stable enough to truly appreciate someone as good as you. i'm poison and i'm just holding you back" i have sex with them kick them to the curb and their stupid female minds cant help but speak highly of me to all their friends. picture is skinny white boy me
I think you're a fucking douche bag
This was me without the douchiness until Chads bullied me out of college and adult life in general. :(
you've inspired me, i think i can pull of the sadboy look enough to impress a tumblr girl at school.
>talk to girl
>wet myself with pre-cum
every fucking time
That's the eye's of Ivan the Terrible from the painting by Ilya ~something Russian~
I wonder if me posting that like a month ago has impacted the lives of other browsers. Cool.
>>25665825
I've seen it posted and elsewhere many times. It's a famous enough painting for even a layman like me to see.You're not special.
>>25665854
Awww, you poor baby. Did I upset you? I'm sorry. I won't hurt baby's feelings again, pwomis.
>you take her to the movies
>Chad jacks off on her boobies
>>25665263
>you give her flowers
>he gives her golden showers
>you take her to the hospital
>he sends her to the hospital
>You buy her lollipopsCosby zip-zops her puddin-pops
>baby boomers are starting to die
>>25665178
My SJW sister got into an argument with my parents over baby boomers this Christmas. They started yelling shit like "Millennials are why everyone is dying!" and "Pollution is all the millennials fault!"
I just smiled and turned my music up.
>>25665205
How old is your sister?
This isn't an original comment, I'm not surprised.
>>25665205
> pollution is all the millenials fault
Boomers are the most insane generation the U.S. has ever seen. Millenials have the chance to be one of the best.
I'm a tail end Gen X, waste of a generation, similar to the Silent Generation.
Do you like them?
Bandage, what do you get by making these threads?
>>25665045
Repeating things over and over again makes autism feel good
>>25665045
Also I like posting Chiruchiru, because she's cute
He just died.
>>25664919
Literally Who Senpai
>>25664919
Electric blue
>that's the color of my room
>>25664919
>dead white people
>a bad thing
the only good whitey is a dead one, anon
i have literally NEVER actively listened to music before.
I think I'm missing a lot in life.
But how the fuck do I find out what I like?
>>25664819
http://4chanmusic.wikia.com/wiki/Discovering_Music listen to things until you find things you like then find more things like that
As a noob to music just listen to pleb entry level shit, dont bother taking it serious or trying to appreciate anything actually good
you start off with easy listening stuff with very unassuming lyrics and beat. Chill stuff that anyone could like that you wouldn't be ashamed to listen to in front of your family.
If you play videogames or anime, you may find music you'll willingly listen to because you developed some sort of emotional attachment to the music due to it being from one of your favorite games/anime/shows.
Think of the music you currently like. Look up that artist and check out if you like their other music. Then you can look up their solo projects, collaborations and music...
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I'm an armchair psychoanalytical therapist
>and I'll tell you what I think
I'm tired of my life but I have no real urge to kill myself
I absolutely hate the society I'm being forced to support and be a part of
I just get really frustrated sometimes for no reason
I feel like I'm not going good enough in live despite doing better now than most of my family.
I've been told multiple times that I'm "ahead of the curve" when it comes to my age group, but I feel like I'm just barely doing better than treading on water.
Despite people saying that I should be easy on myself, I feel the urge to still light a hotter and hotter fire under my ass, purely because I don't want to get complacent and mess up again.
>>25664770
Tell me anon, when was the last time you thought you were actually happy.
Or satisfied
>Eating fried chicken at my University's buffet/cafeteria
>Was able to find a new quiet seat, my own private booth.
>Bunch of normies sit down at a different table in front of me and start talking.
>One of them picks up some salt, and just starts pouring it onto the table, and throws the salt shaker on the floor
>I can feel the anger coursing through me.
Is this normal?
>>25664539
those arent normies those are tards
>>25664539
Who can stop them?
>>25664539
Was the chicken good? Describe the flavor
Who here is just coasting through life? I feel like I'm just an NPC in some game.
Wake up, go to uni classes, come home, eat something, study, shitpost on 4chan, eat again, go to sleep. Repeat ad infinitum.
In a few years I'll replace uni with a job, and in some decades it'll be retirement.
And what is it all for? Every fucking day is the same ugly, slovenly, stale routine I go through.
I don't think I can live like this for much longer.
One day you'll realize you've been living for eternity. And you've in fact never slept a day in your life.
>>25664445
What did you think life was?
You are just an npc in some game, if you didn't notice most games only have a few major characters not everyone can be David Bowie
CHINESE STOCK MARKETS CRASHING IN 10 MINUTES
http://www.google.co.uk/finance?cid=7521596
>>25664352
>I dont know how markets work the post
>>25664352
With no survivors?
Remember the Riddler though? Their market began becoming kill when he predicted it.
>>25664541
What's the back story with this? it says ISIS is supposed to do something but.. what? We're past Jan 4 and nothing happened.
There are so many damn normies and chads on r9k nowadays, i propose a change in the name from robot9001 - /r9k/
into chad9001 - /c9k/
whos with me?
Your post gave me an idea.
If normies are so attracted to /r9k/'s self loathing and depressive humor even though they have nothing to do with it, why don't we create a "normal" board (idk, /nm/) with the purpose of discussing normal, every day things, for normal people with normal lives?
Maybe normalfags wouldn't join that board because they actually fit in with the theme and we could talk about depression without having to worry about reddit invading.
>>25664316
They would probably troll r9k all the time. You would litterly create a bully board and r9k is the one who gets bullied. Topkek
>>25664230
Haha reeeeeeeeee
>tfw you matched with over 1000 women on Tinder but it doesn't matter because you don't know how to talk to women
JUST
>>25664224
>Girl starting the convo
You're already in OP
Reply with "Hey what's up cutie?"
Nice job swiping right on everyone, have some standards you failed normie.
>>25664263
I've had over 30 girls start a conversation, I respond, and then they do nothing. Even if it's just something like "How are you doing" to "Want to meet up?"
Women are trash