>>25665263
>you give her flowers
>he gives her golden showers

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>you take her to the hospital
>he sends her to the hospital

>You buy her lollipops
Cosby zip-zops her puddin-pops

>your body, flabby and weak
>from her pussy, Chad's cum does leak.

>you drive her to work
>chad fucks her in the ass

>>25665263
>You give her rides home
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo

>you give her pictures Facebook likes
>Chad uses her to fuck hot dykes

>>25665449
>you struggle to rhyme two simple verses
>Chad fucks her as she moans and curses

> you write her a love letter
> with Chad, her pussy's never felt better

>>25665725
>you couple two verses with care and precision
>chad fucks her in the ass

>you do a poo in the loo
>she eats his doo doo

>>25665263
>tfw you KNEW everyone was going to laugh microseconds after this happened

Shits not even funny though

>>25665558
>you spoil things for robot fags
>Chad fucks her when she's on the rag

>>25665770
>you think rhyming is unimportant
>Chad shoves his wanger up in her cunt

>>25665263
>you payd for the tickets
>chad creampie her vaginE

>you make friends with her, become invested in your own lie that she actually likes you for some reason, eventually tell her how you feel, she rejects you and you attempt to pour your heart out in the most cringe inducing fashion possible
>chad fucks her in the asshole

>>25665364
topkek

tbhfambq

>>25665792
I laughed, it was a cute scene senpai.