Autists are literally the most loyal and accepting people you can have as friends, no level of degeneracy will deter them from staying by your side like the normies, but at the same time normies are the most fun to be around, have the best sense of humor and can actually give off social signals without acting like a robot and making you feel uneasy. They can be just as loyal until they find out who you really are.
What say you /r9k/, is it better to fake it and live life surrounded by normies: a fun but challenging and slightly painful existence, or is it better to embrace...
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Autists are incredibly annoying and they can't tell that they are because we all pretend that they're not when we're around them.
I'm guessing OP is an autist?
>>25720522
No, I surround myself with them. And totally agreeable, they don't know when to talk or stop talking.
>>25720503
>normies
>best sense of humor
Lmao normie comedy is retarded. It is the reason why I find. Professional comedians to be not funny since they appeal to these normies. I prefer inside and politically incorrect humor better.
The Thing All Women Do That You Don't Know About
>There's this thing that happens whenever I speak about or write about women's issues. Things like dress codes, rape culture and sexism. I get the comments: Aren't there more important things to worry about? Is this really that big of a deal? Aren't you being overly sensitive? Are you sure you're being rational about this?
>Every. Single. Time.
>And every single time I get frustrated. Why don't...
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>men give me attention and I pretend I don't like it
the thread
> It's being at a crowded bar/concert/insert any crowded event, and having to turn around to look for the jerk who just grabbed our ass.
Dressing like a whore and NOT expecting Chad to grope your ass in public? Stacey's truly are retarded.
>huffingtonpost
Yeah, not going to click that bullshit.
>dad yells at me for keeping the thermostat high
>dontcha know about global warming?
GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE YOU FUCKIGN RETARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY PARENTS SO RETARDED
>>25720217
>weather gets cold
>ITS CALLED CLIMATE CHANGE ANON
>weather gets warm
>SEE? GLOBAL WARMING!!
>>25720217
climate change is real, you're the retard
>>25720249
Yea the climate does change, weird right
>listening to advice book about getting sex with women
>says you should just be up front and sexually aggressive with women and see what happens
>i.e. just say "I'm think about fuckin' yo tite buttho" when she asks what you're thinking about
Have you tried it?
>>25720148
If you're not physically attractive enough, then doing that will make you a creep, pervert or, at worst, a rapist.
>>25720173
This. Chicks would call the cops if a robot did that.
>>25720173
>>25720185
Are you sure? Have you attempted it?
If you immediately back off if she's not receptive, maybe it's not a problem.
>be me
>always really like blowjob porn
>4chan memes make me think that means i want to be the girl
>go along with the idea, whatever they sound convincing i guess
>4chan memes convince me i want to suck dick
>figure okay, they're convincing i guess
>not like i'm getting laid anyway so fuck it why not
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>>25719942
Listen kiddo, you have a mind and you have the outside world telling you things that your mind says yes or no to.
The reality is you said yes to things that lead to you sucking dick.
You are indeed a faggot. You can bounce back from it. You can never do it again. But you will have always failed and dropped your defenses to 0.
memes are powerful entities, be careful of what they wish for
>>25719980
Those memes are meant to exploit young men who can't get laid. That's not to say that all young men who can't get laid will end up sucking dick, or that all men who are sucking dick are exploited, but all men who suck dick because of 4chan memes are being exploited.
Post ITT if a girl has never been interested in you, in any way.
I've never had a female friend so I guess I can post here.
Being really ugly ensured me of this fate.
>tfw guys don't want anything to do with me either
> mfw not even mummy dropped the "you look good!" line of me
should i get a jaw surgery ?
>inb4 just kill yourself
Just wash your face bro
trust me
>>25719890
yes you jawlet
just change your pillow covers everyday :P
regards
Well any little faith I had in women has been completely shattered. I knew a lot of women were whores, but I always maintained that there were good apples, even if they were few a far in between.
>have coworker, nice girl, really sweet
>know her pretty well, she knows me well, become work friends for a few years
>she's been in long as fuck relationship with her fiance, like 7 years
>met him at work functions and stuff, great guy, they have a solid...
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>>25719874
Yes you should. If you were in his position, would you want to be told?
>>25719874
>someone tells you something in confidence
>"hey should I tell other people about this?"
and you guys say women gossip and bitch lol
>>25719921
And if you were in her position, where you told someone something in complete confidence how would you feel if they broke that trust?
Is he right?
>>>25719768
>I used to be like you, anon. I lived for twenty something years without realizing how stupid and naive I was. I met people and engaged in conversation with them, but never was able to even imagine that real people go home and get naked in front of others to have sex with them. It just eluded my mind.
>I don't know how often I missed out on happiness because I simply didn't...
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>>25719798
well, sort of
>>25719798
Yeah, it's pretty on point OP. Take every opportunity that presents itself. Even if you fail with people or misread signals, it's all about learning and growth. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
For me, sex only exists in porn. I've never seen or heard anyone have sex in real life so it's like it doesn't exist.
>people with hentai crops for avatars in forums, steam or game profiles
>people who change their steam username to that of a character's every time they change profile pics
>>25719764
>people who have anime avatars in forums, steam or game profiles
>people who watch anime
>people who have no strong feelings one way or the other toward anime
literally gulag
>>25719851
Oh god this shit is so autistic and cringy
I don't care about the anime but just seeing the tryhard Japanese name change based on what 2d grills face they are wearing that day is so fucking autismo
>tfw I want a q.t. to put her cock inside my pussy, but am a boy.
>>25719676
I know this feel all too well.But I ain't no fag or anything, cocks are just aesthetically pleasing and very masculine. Typing that made me hard.
Would you accept a girl with no boobs and balls in place of a vagina?
Source please...ducking please
Don't just stand there, come in edition
Coffee happy hour for another two hours. What's on your mind today lads?
Losing money on cs:go
>>25719766
Post your steam ID, I can gift you like 100 cases to sell when I get home later anon.
>>25719785
Can i post my trade ID?
tfw you have a young, shitty female manager
younger than you?
that's fucked bro
>>25719686
She's 21 and knows jack shit about being a manager
>>25719663
>>25719686
It's not fucked.
There is a reason she is a manager and not this faggot.
This asian manlet has a girlfriend who's a quarter of his size taller than him.
So tell me, for the last FUCKING time:
What the FUCK is your excuse?
>>25719520
My family is not wealthy
>>25719530
Neither is he, cunt
I'm seriously ugly
honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when the black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this??
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im truleey desperate to get some honest answer
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remove that faggot in the back and this is verry nice!
Low quality shitpost #1557
I'm going to grade this bait 2/10. Negative points simply because the "straight but I like (obvious gay material)" bait has been used over and over.
But, it's a classic and will get responses. You get 2 points for opening the discussion with "is this gay or straight?" allowing people to argue amongst themselves within the thread.