>be me
>always really like blowjob porn
>4chan memes make me think that means i want to be the girl
>go along with the idea, whatever they sound convincing i guess
>4chan memes convince me i want to suck dick
>figure okay, they're convincing i guess
>not like i'm getting laid anyway so fuck it why not
>go do it
>literally worst experience of my life
>not nearly as fun as the porn girls and 4chan memes make it seem
>guy came in my mouth
>4chan memes convinced me that even though i didnt like my own that i would like someone elses
>i didnt
>pretend to swallow but just let it slowly drool out
>he said i was good and should call him again
>he leaves
>i throw up
REMINDER TO NOT TRUST 4CHAN MEMES
>>25719942
Listen kiddo, you have a mind and you have the outside world telling you things that your mind says yes or no to.
The reality is you said yes to things that lead to you sucking dick.
You are indeed a faggot. You can bounce back from it. You can never do it again. But you will have always failed and dropped your defenses to 0.
memes are powerful entities, be careful of what they wish for
>>25719980
Those memes are meant to exploit young men who can't get laid. That's not to say that all young men who can't get laid will end up sucking dick, or that all men who are sucking dick are exploited, but all men who suck dick because of 4chan memes are being exploited.
Sounds like you're a fag to me, anon
>>25719942
>4chan memes convince me i want to suck dick
only on fucking /r9k/
My god my fucking sides, OP was legit a fag the meme magic is meant to devour all those around you not yourself you fuccboi. You fucked up nigga
Memes are magic
>>25719942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqa5CPLlw-U
>>25719942
Don't be so impressionable, op
Heh, serves you right. I can't fucking stand you prison gay fucks who post hetero porn on /gif/ but delude yourselves into thinking you'd like to be the girl rather than the guy.
You will now always be a fag, because of your naivete. You can't unsuck that sick son.
You fuckers I'm trying to help someone out here, I have to live with what I did but I don't want everyone else to have to.
REMINDER TO NOT TRUST 4CHAN MEMES
>>25720693
Back to reddit fagboi
