My stepmother said to me:''You're a big guy'' after she walked into the bath room while i was taking a shower.
What did she mean by this?
is you mom bane?
Your pic implies that you know exactly what she meant.
>>25766215
She wasn't coming on to you you sperg. But you should make a move anyway and greentext about it.
>i'm just gonna touch it, touching is not that bad
>>25765897
don't I'm on nofap day 5
>>25766408
Try being on day 19.
But 21 days is apparently the marker for when it becomes easier.
>>25766484
I'm not finding it awful so far, only really difficult in the mornings, once I'm up it's okay
keeping busy is hard especially because I'm unemployed but I just clean more and cook for the rest of my family
> fingerboxes
>>25765882
Literally a robot's hobby.
If you don't have a fingerbox, you're probably a failed normie at best.
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>tfw spent months reaching my potential looks-wise
>fixed hair (good haircut and regular styling)
>fixed skin (sunscreen/retinoids/moisturizer/exfoliatnt)
>fix teeth (flossing and white strips)
>splurge on nice clothes (had female friend help me out with this)
>go to tailor for the 1st time, everything fits great now
>lift weights 4 days/week (for 8 months...
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>"ure a tin 2 sumbuddy"
>>25765848
Frustrating, but 6/10 is perfectly workable. Good on you for putting the work in
>>25765848
Now you are fuckable. Congratulations.
I am 22 years old and have never had cake.
I have tried and failed, no matter how often I try I can never seem to get any cake.
Some people ask my why it's such a big deal to me.
>Sure cake is nice, but it's not everything
>It's not as big of a deal as you make it out to be
>Why do you even care so much? I promise you once you've had cake you won't care nearly as much anymore
They will never understand. They had their first cake when they were...
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What
Pls be original
>>25765810
Well, in my country it's legal to sell cake and many are selling. If you can't figure out how to get free cake, you could go and buy some.
I could also give you a couple of tips how to eat cake for free but I'm not sure that is what you want to hear, is it? Btw. I had my first cake at 22, too.
>>25765810
Getting a cake to eat is easy anon. You just need to put yourself out there and be yourself.
>Hi sir i'm here for the job interview
How do you respond?
i don't work here, sorry
>>25765760
Good to see you son. Before we start let me ask, how much weight can you lift?with you ears
Your hired xD
>tell the smart girls they are beautiful and tell the beautiful girls they are smart
Its that easy anon.
>>25765682
that doesn't even sound like bad advice, thanks chad
>>25765682
>tfw r9k actually gives meaningful advice
What do you do when a girl is both beautiful and smart?
For how long have you been thinking about her?
>8 years
While it might seem crazy, it's not because I have a reasonable explanation. She liked me and I knew, but I never did something about it. I never had any closure and my life didn't move on from that time.
>>25765226
>5 years
Still, the only girl who I've ever and will ever truly fall for.
I'm like you OP, I've never had closure in my life. Every chapter has been left open, and now I'm just trying to glue together the pieces.
>>25765244
What's preventing you from getting closure now?
Every time I've been with a woman, nomatter how much I care about her or how long I'm with her, I immediately start forgeting her the momen we break up. It's not like I try, it's just a result of not being together and being reminded of the things we did together. I can't remember those times at all anymore, it's as if they've actually stolen parts of my life
Pic related, major Van Nuys Blvd
Going to 711 for cherry Coke slurpee
>>25765202
LA at night gives off such a sketchy vibe.
Good travels.
>>25765396
Yeah just to the right off camera is a huge hobo encampment.
>>25765202
Watch out for jinns.
Why are you guys so racist?
>>25765060
I'm not racist
But
Nonwhites are disgusting except Asian women
Because of political correctness and cultural suicide.
>>25765060
only white people can be racist
>tfw you remember all those cringeworthy and fuck up moments you've had in your life
>>25765050
I just ignore them. If the internet didn't over-dramatize about "thinking about your past and remembering those moments xdddd" no one would care.
>>25765088
>tfw you know you'll never stop being cringeworthy and a massive fuck up
>>25765098
It hurts so much I want to die.
My entire life has been nothing but a string of cringe. I gain self awareness after the fact and do my best to avoid it, but it's useless, I wind up being cringeworthy in a different way.
Do The Smiths qualify as robot-tier music? I mean, Morrisey is normie to some extent, but they were still kind of an outcast band, especially considering the period (1980s, hair metal, empty excess bullshit). Opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CGIii_eTOk
could a normie make this?
>>25764876
They aren't robot, but not normie either for sure.
Especially if you listen to them now.
Not robot or normie, just gay.
>tfw you didn't work to develop your talents
>tfw you coasted through school
>tfw you're coasting through life
Who wasted potential here???
Nope. There is no such thing as potential. Failure was inevitable for me.
>>25764487
Everyone has potential
Looks like this thread didn't have much potentiallike all of my threads ;_;
What would you do if you had 1 billion dollars?
First thing I would do is goto Japan and have pay each of the women in this photo to have sex with me. One a day.
ching chong ching chong they all look the same
hiroshimo, did you post this drunk?
>>25763775
I would probably use it as a cash prize in my own personal lottery and quadruple my principle
>>25763775
This IS shopped.
Shut up, robot, I refuse to believe it is no shopped.
Joining the military was a mistake.
Robots do not do this. This isn't a good idea for people with motor disabilities. A symptom of autism.
Theirv faces when they laugh at my retarded ass.
Have a hide you retarded faggot.
>>25763298
Why are you hiding my thread?
Because I actually have disabilities?
>>25762878
What did you do that made them laugh?