How do I stop being so scared of everything?
>>26084026
snort speed
>>26084026
the only thing that can hurt you is yourself. people aren't just going to randomly hate you, either. just cruise through life, do what you want, don't get stressed when things don't work out. force yourself into that mindset. it's not easy, but it's worth it. be glad you don't have a family to provide for or something like that.
Get drunk before you do anything
The idea of working 40 hours a week makes me want to blow my brains all over the ceiling. The idea of being a useless neet makes me want to blow my brains all over the ceiling. Is there another way?
live in the woods and hunt for a living
Work part time? Volunteer somewhere? Go to school for a language or a skill? Blow your brains all over the ceiling?
>>26083770
Win big lottery cash, live off interest from the bank.
>your family's genes will die out because of you
>>26083408
You can always look at things from a better point of view. Look even if you had a child, it's highly likely you would not be able to provide him with an upbringing that unlocks his full potential. Anything less is wasteful suffering. You're sparing your potential offspring that pain.
The only chick I know is a 45 year old jobless chick who still loves with her mom. I could probably tap that but she's so old that even if she did somehow get pregnant and have a successful birth the kid would be retarded. It's better to just let the line die than give birth to a literal tard.
>hundreds upon hundreds of generations before you succeeded in doing this one simple thing
>it all goes to shit because of you
Fuck, those niggas didn't have to deal with feminism and online dating making relationships impossible.
>re-post my usual CL ad asking for someone to let me jack off in front of them and maybe facial
>always get spam and gay dudes
>still make the same ad occasionally anyway
>re-up it in the morning instead of waiting for the afternoon or evening
>immediately get reply following my subject line guidelines
>hi, white girl, 19, very interested
>ask for a pic, get...
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>>26083299
Didn't mean to link at the bottom, I was gonna mention it but forgot to take it out.I was OP then
Huh. Looking at her pic on my phone it immediatly shows metadata that says pic was taken in a completely different state than me, the fuck.
>>26083707
Tell her to meet you somewhere that you can scout from a distance. If you don't see her, just leave and never answer her again. If you do see her, watch her for about 5 minutes to see if she's in contact with anyone else in the vicinity so you don't get robbed.
>2016
>still frogposting
>>26083029
only normies post frogs
we don't have a good replacement for pepe yet
This snail is one of the worst attempts of a forced meme I've ever seen.
Female virgins, why are you a virgin in this day and age?
>never had friends
>never had bf
>too autistic to go to a club and fuck the first guy I see
>I feel uncomfortable when people touch me
>still living with my parents
Because I'm ugly and fat, like most of male virgins here.
>>26083010
haven't met the right guy yet
I don't understand, do you guys want to be normies or not?
We want their social status, but also don't want to be faggot cucks. We want to become enlightened normies.
>>26083063
This tbqh, true robots would never be happy with a normie's definition of success but that doesn't mean being a robot means to be miserable forever.
>>26083063
>only autists are capable of intelligence
This is why you're a failure.
Last one died in 40 minutes edition.
http://www.insecam.org
http://www.insecam.org/en/mapcity/
http://www.insecam.org/en/bynew/
this is getting sad
why are the threads dying so quickly?
why is beastman's link dead?
bumping for the lulz
>>26083011
The threads have lost attraction on every board, we are the last thing standing between its survival or hibernation until next year as usual.
How was I born to be so repulsive to females?
I've never seen someone else just fail with every single female
I'm either completely invisible to them or they hate me, even when I don't do anything while other guys have completely different outcomes while doing the same thing or lack of thing.
How do you fix something when you don't know what's wrong?
>>26082888
Are you me??
Literally my problem
I tried everything, dressing well, working out
Nothing works for me
Still KV
cause you act beta, women despise men who suppress themselves and try to please
Bro I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're a creep. I hate to break it to you man but you're over 25 years old and you're still a virgin. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is a pretty fair place. If you're 25 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. You're probably some kind of creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have.
Have you ever been BTFO on here? And I'm not talking about losing an argument, I'm talking about a post so dumb that it gets 10+ replies laughing at you
Did you recover eventually? How mad were you?
I can say that has thankfully not occurred. I try to minimize the chances of that happening by posting thoughtfully. I'm too fragile of a person to be able to withstand such a textual backlash.
I rarely get in arguments on 4chan
Never, because I'm predominately a lurker.
>silly boys! i love lords of the ring!
>>26082738
am I the only one who genuinely hates those movies? they're long as fuck and too boring.
>>26082738
A lot of women like the Lord of the Rings series. Also an overwhelming majority that identify as fans have only watched the movies.
The book series isn't even particularly that great for someone who is more interested in plot than world-building.
>>26082759
>>26082762
>silly boys you just don't get it! lotr is for real nerds only :)
At what point does virginity become "weird" for girls? I'm 29 and I'm still a virgin, have I passed the that line?
you passed that line with 25
>>26082522
passed the line at 15 t b h
>>26082426
yep
but if you can find a girl that is into "taking the v card" it seems to be a fetish out there for that.
>See a very interesting thread
>200+ replies
>See an only vaguely interesting thread
>0-3 replies
Which do you pick?
>>26082304
I can open both threads, so both.
>>26082304
vaguely interesting all the way.
you tend to find more enjoyable company in the small threads,
>>26082323
This is how you get 1000 tabs open and only use 5 of them
>looking for a job
>finally find an offer that isn't 12 hours in factory for $1.4 per hour
>pretty good chances that they might hire me
>calculate how much money you would have to spend on gasoline per month
>$160 per month for gas
>$180 monthly salary
>tfw
>>26082299
Where the fuck do you live, Taiwan?
Either op lives in China or he meant to say $14.00 per hour. (Which is still a really shitty wage and extremely hard to live off)
>>26082299
>180 monthly salary
fucking what?
Help robots, im a senior in hig school (Im already 18) and I have to have a quote put in the yearbook. Any ideas?
>>26082286
"Some of you guys are all right"
>>26082286
"Where we're going we don't need girlfriends"
>>26082286
All normies must die