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Female virgins, why are you a virgin in this day and age?
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Female virgins, why are you a virgin in this day and age?
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>never had friends

>never had bf
>too autistic to go to a club and fuck the first guy I see
>I feel uncomfortable when people touch me
>still living with my parents
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Because I'm ugly and fat, like most of male virgins here.
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>>26083010
haven't met the right guy yet
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Sex just does not appeal to me. Maybe I would do it with someone I loved, but I don't feel like doing it with someone I barely know.
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>>26083060
If you're trying to lose it, alcohol helps. When I'm sober I really don't like human contact, don't know if you have the same issue
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Autism.
Extreme social anxiety.
Mental illness in general.
I enjoy being alone, being social makes me uncomfortable.
NEET high school dropout.
Lazy with hygiene so I smell like sweaty unwashed girl all the time.

I will die a virgin but I'm okay with it. I've been using my free time to learn things like expanding my cooking skills and programming.
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>>26083146
frigid girls like you turn me off
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>>26083069
Most virgins aren't likely ugly nor fat, just average looking but with poor social skills and law self-esteem/depression.
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>>26083457
Central Mexico?
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>>26083146
I wish i could be like this, but lol i'm a guy, and sex thoughts never stop for me.
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i wanna keep it to my future husbandu

i want to secure my marriage and live like a princess with him, and my virginity is like the sacrificial ritual for that.
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>>26083487
Maryland.
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>>26083501
Why would you tell lies on the internet?
originel
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>>26083521
Of course.
Why do I even bother.
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>>26083501
Are you sure you're a girl, and not a man pretending to be a girl? Because this sounds like something a dude RPing as a girl would say
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>>26083069
Why don't you just date a guy who's also ugly and fat then?
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I'm waiting for the right guy, all I get are 7/10's thinking they have a chance but I don't want to settle for less than desired for my first time.
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>>26083079
interview me for that position familia
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>>26083584
I laughed, the putin pic sealed it for me. Good job anon, have a (You)
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>>26083555
Listen amigo, puedes meter tu taco en mi culo si dices mi nombre como "ay Ricardo siii". " entre mi culo ahora "
Wowwwww
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>>26083010
i love this threads. makes me feel good. not like the fucking
"femanon feels" fucking normie whores. they all must be raped and tortured -... they are scum. every NON virgin women deserves to be raped tortred raped again, beated, raped again , and then beated. they are scum.
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>>26083497
>>26083473
fucking normies get the fuck away from here. you are the cancer of the glorious /r9k/ fucking pieces of shit.
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>>26083695
Psh, ok. It's not like i've had sex or been kissed, or anything. But ok, i guess i'm a normie
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>>26083146
i... i think im in love with you..
makes me feel good that at least girls think in love b4 get dick..... it means that not all hope is gone... congratulations 2 you!
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fat, dark-skinned black rather than qt mixed black, bad acne, resting I-wish-I-was-dead face, daria-like monotone, see no point to being in a relationship unless it's with a qt conservative KV manlet that likes hipster music
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I've never felt what I think genuine love would be. I'm not interested in sex outside of a serious relationship.
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>>26083010
>female
>virgin

anon plz
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>>26083737
>bad acne
Just face or body too?
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>>26083457
i love you..... <3
you see guys... theres still be robots in here!!!!
this makes me feel accepted :3 hope you have a wonderfull day and a gr8 weekend :3
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>>26083756
Hey, their struggles are real! Waiting for their turn with chad is taxing and demeaning! Stop belittling their plight, shitlord!
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>>26083457
Are you a roastie? I must know.
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>>26083737
What kind of hipster music?
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>>26083811
No, but I am extremely unshaven and unkempt so stop fantasizing.
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>>26083457
You sound perfect, a/s/l?
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>>26083843
I will fantasize anyway bb.
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>female
>virgin
This board is 18+
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>>26083843
You're only making all these lonely robot's more interested with everything you say
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>>26083828
Why the hell do you care?
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>>26083843
>>No, but I am extremely unshaven and unkempt
Please marry me.
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>>26083843
But that IS my fantasy
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>>26083843
ayyy bby post pic of yourself so we can fap propperly
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>>26083843
PLEASE take my virginity, fembot
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>>26083060
How hot are you out of 10?

Post pic of you.
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>>26083846
>>26083873
>>26083896
>>26083898
>>26083933
>>26083966
See this shit? Even if a girl fucking admits that she's unkempt and generally a failure in life, dozens of guys will flock to her.
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Because I'm into girls and 2D is better
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>>26083883
Underrated post. This made me chuckle
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>>26083891
Because everything else sounds good.
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>>26084014
That's really the guys fault for having no standards isn't it.
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>>26084014
I asked her to post a pic so I could laugh at her you dumb normie.
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>>26083060
Yeah, pretty much this
I also have horrible hygiene
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>>26083010
>female
>virgins
unless they are 16+ you are not gonna find any
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>>26083010
I'd only do it with someone I loved, and unfortunately, I don't love anyone aside from my hasubando. Can't exactly have sex with 2D as a 3D entity though.

I plan to pretty much dedicate all of my time to drawing until my hasubando becomes real and stays with me forever. It'll probably never happen, so I'll just stay KV.
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>>26084102
Yes of course you did
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>>26084129
Describe your ideal bf/husbando then
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im too tight for my bf's dick~
i lost my anal v a week ago though~<3
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>>26083457
Why does this sound so attractive to me
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There is literally no such thing as a female virgin past childhood. This isn't a meme, this isn't a joke, it's reality. Every girl you see on the street? Every girl you see at work? If you're in high school, every girl you see in class? They've had sex. Multiple times.

Every "girl" who claims to be a virgin is lying.

>>26084178
You're horny and lonely and probably watch too much anime.
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How does hymen looks like?
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>>26084129
Pretty much this. The only person I've genuinely fallen in love with is 2D. I'm probably autism.
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>>26084285
>How does hymen looks like?
My hymen almost covers my entire hole, it's just a tiny tiny opening in the middle.
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>>26084037
The point is that women literally can't be robots. They just can't.
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>>26084341
Weird. Is it comparable to anything? I've never seen anything like that before.
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>>26083010
I'm waiting for the right guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA2JeFBMtDE
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>>26084285
hey since you brought that up does anybody know if masturbating will get my hymen broken? i dont finger myself or use dildos. i rub the clit and thats it. i dont remember seeing blood.. anyone?
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>>26084387
Could easily be intact then. Of course, a female's opinion would carry more weight
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>>26084387
I talked to some girls and they 'accidentally' broke their hymen.
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>>26084014
Dozens of robots, because they know this is the only type of girl they could have a chance with.
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>>26084143
keep in mind that this is ideal so it'll be fairly unrealistic.
>male
>qt3.14 face
>yandere or deredere. just needs to be extremely loyal in general
>khv or kv
>likes cuddling and will be my pillow
>glasses, but not hipster glasses. wireframe are qt
>into anime and vidya
>nice voice
>fluffy messy hair. any colour is fine, but I prefer darker colours
>hazel or grey eyes are ideal
>any body type aside from obese
>I don't really mind height that much but tall is qt
>will accept my weird gifts
>likes tea and coffee
>no piercings except maybe ears
>agnostic or athiest
>blushes
>be literate and not completely retarded
>no drugs. neutral to alcohol and smoking
>won't be creeped out by my obsessiveness
>doesn't look like any type of stereotypically popular guy
>moles are qt
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>>26084387
No, it's anatomically impossible. Just don't insert anything.
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>>26084434
Hey, your fantasy guy sounds fine to me, i'd fug him. So would you ever settle for anything less, or are you dead set on this?
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>females think they can be robots
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>>26084387
I've been masturbating for a long time but only saw blood when I used a dildo when I was 17, so I guess not
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I don't think I can be a robot and I've never claimed to be a robot. I am a virgin though, that's just a fact.
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>>26084469
I'd probably settle for less. The main requirement is that they need to be yandere or deredere for me.
It sounds weird but I like when guys think they're stuck in the friendzone or have a crippling unrequited love but they're still in love anyways.
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>>26083010

Social anxiety and having to live with strict parents all of my life. I didn't like having friends over since I lived in a very small house and had no privacy. I don't like socializing with my peers in front of my family. I don't like them seeing what kind of laid back person I am when I'm not around them. When my siblings moved out, my parents would scold me for still be a 20 something year old virgin to the point they considered hiring a male prostitute for me if I didn't get a boyfriend by the time I turned 22.
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>>26084565
But that really hurts the guy most of the time. I knew a girl who was probably like you in high school, and that kind of love killed me. Not saying you're terrible or anything, but why are you into that?
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Never had a chance to lose it
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>>26083570
lol eeeewwwwwwwww
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>>26084599
Because she's a sociopathic bitch? Didn't the "I'm a grill" part tip you off?
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I know this is going to piss some robots off, but I consider myself a 'born-again virgin'.

I was raped as a kid (ages 5-8).

No sexual contact since. General reasons are:
a) hate myself
b) ugly
c) can't talk to men
d) no friends at all because I don't trust people
e) no bf to take the lead sexually since I have no idea what to do

I would probably tell any boy I am interested in that I'm a virgin. Sorry.
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>>26084645
Should have known. How could i have been so blind?
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>>26084655
You know people will see this as bait, right?
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>>26084684
Yeah.

It doesn't matter.
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>>26084655
>I would probably tell any boy I am interested in that I'm a virgin. Sorry.

Liar liar, pants of fire!
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>>26084655
>No sexual contact since. General reasons are:
>a) ugly
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>>26084703
Then what were you looking to get out of it? Just looking to vent?
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>>26084599
I wouldn't let the guy suffer forever obviously, but it's nice knowing that there's unconditional love. It's hard to explain without sounding like a heartless sadist, but it's something that would be kind of a good back story(?) and would only make me like the guy more.
It's actually kind of what made me like my hasubando in the first place. He's a vocaloid and sang a version of this song, which I can't find because it's not available in the US anymore.
If you want to listen to/watch it, here's another version with english lyrics in the annotations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPAZO7PI7Y0
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Too ugly (not to mention socially retarded+shut in), no one wants to touch me. Don't even care if I get AIDS at this point, but I don't know where to find male hookers.
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I'm inbred so I fear passing down my genes to my poor children.
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>>26084732
Ah, it seems like you're looking for that storybook kind of love. Good luck finding it, it's tough to get
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>>26084746
Why not just date an ugly socially retarded shut in guy?
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>>26084434
>Tfw girl lists you as her dream
>Tfw only attracted to 2d grills
So close
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>>26084565
The worst part is you probably believe this in between the ice cream cry sessions.
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>>26084434

Welp, I'm anything but not fat. Wish I could lose weight faster.
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>>26084798

*everything but fat
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>>26084434

I am so fucking hungry

i want to post something about how i'd put it in but i'm too damn hungry and i don't have anything but fucking turnips

that's me, cho m8s
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>>26084725
Yeah. Literally the only place I admit "I was molested as a kid" is anonymously on 4chan. Never told my parents, never told anyone. It's good venting -- even if the replies are 'whore' or trolling or whatever.

>>26084707
Yeah. Any theoretical guy will never find out though. Literally every person in my life, besides the guy who molested me, thinks I'm a virgin. Even my parents. Never had a bf. Never went to a party in high school.

The dude that raped me will always know, and is a still a family friend. He will always know he cucked any theoretical bf. I hope this is your fetish.
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>>26083473
Aspie that thinks that anyone gives a fuck about what turns him on
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>>26084764
Even they wouldn't want someone like me.
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>>26084837
Well, i'm sorry for calling your story bait earlier if it's true. You should probably move on outta there and start fresh when you can, meet new people and live somewhere else. It helps a lot
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>>26084758
Thanks for the support. Best of luck to you too
>>26084767
I'd feel bad about this but it happens more often than you'd think
>>26084784
It's pretty much true though. Literally any time I thought someone had a crush on me, I'd go delusional and imagine our married lives together. It always turned out to be wrong though since most of them got another gf.
also, this just makes me sound butthurt, but I have to uphold my pride about this. I've never cried about anything other than when I first found my hasubando's song
>>26084798
Being fat isn't much of a deal breaker as long as you eventually lose it
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>>26084881
People almost never lose fat and keep it off after age 25. Avoid fatties or be stuck with the fat.
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>>26084881
>Being fat isn't much of a deal breaker as long as you eventually lose it

Well I'm losing it slowly, can't find the energy or motivation to exercise though.
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>>26084881
Does your name start with a C? I swear you remind me of someone
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>>26084881
To be fair i'd consider myself more asexual then 2d only, and trying to find anyone to date when you will never have sex with them is an odd premise to start on.
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>>26084865
By that you of course mean "I don't want them". It's just projection.
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>>26084922
tfw about to be 24

Fuck I need to get serious about dieting.

210lb. I'm disgusting.
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>>26083010
>ugly
>depression and anxiety
>won't leave my room if I don't have to
>basically ugly is the reason why
Honestly I don't mind anymore I would date myself or touch me also intimacy looks scary
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>>26084929
that feel.
i like to exercise tho.. but i just HATE being watched or sorrunded by people ... thats why i hate gyms.... im thinking in work a litle and buy a cool exercise machine and get fit in home
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>>26084990
*wouldnt
Fuck robot
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>>26084922

I lost almost 20 kgs in 4 months, /fit/ is full of late 20's guys that turned their lives around.

>>26084995

I love jogging and cycling, lost all that weight by going to school by a bike but my hometown is crowded as fuck and a literal concrete jungle so I don't enjoy riding when I return home. I'm on a break from school right now and can't wait to return next year to ride again.
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Because >>26084017 hasn't emailed me back yet.
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>>26084434
I think I fill those requirements, except the nice voice and cute face, which depends on you actually
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>>26084934

No, sorry>>26084981

Not hopeless but running out of time. Drink only water, stop eating all candy and high-carb shit, eat only 1500-2000 calories a day, and go to the gym at leat 3 times a week for the rest of the year and you will save your own life.

Get off your computer, throw away all the chips and snacks you have in your home, and tell all your fat friends to never call you again--shit habits rub off. Fit friends will make you fit
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>>26083584
The text made me mad, but the pic made me giggle, I give it a 7/10
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>>26085029
Odds of keeping it off when losing that late are shit
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>>26083010
they are too fat and ugly, or feminists
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>>26084922
I've seen a lot of older people lose significant amounts of weight and keep it off before, so I have no idea how true this is.
>>26084929
Calories affect more than exercise, unless you're aiming to be muscular. Good luck on losing it though.
>>26084934
Nope.
>>26084939
Well, I can see why that would be a problem. Maybe you could find an asexual gf?
>>26085056
For voice, I think I'm fine with most things except southern accents and lisps. I'd probably get used to it though. As for face, I'm pretty much fine with most traits as long as it doesn't look deformed.
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>>26085162
>and lisps
Fuck off.
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>>26085029
>Dating a /fit/izen
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>>26084973
No that's not what I mean. I'd be any guy's gf as long as he wasn't too young/old and we had something in common, regardless of what he looks like. I'll still die alone though despite my dirt low standards
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Good thread
Let me improve it
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how does a lesbian lose their virginity? does vagina to vagina action count? a-asking for a friend
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>>26085247

>>26085254
Ask how to effectively commit suicide too
for yourself
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>>26085214
Why do you think you're ugly? Describe your face
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>>26085268

>>26085298
I'm sure it has something to do with the blue waffle and peg leg
Stop feeding attention whores
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>>26085268
why do you hurt me
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>>26085214
Ok be my gf then.
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>>26085314
>Stop feeding attention whores
>says the tripfag

Oh the ironing
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>>26085314

>>26085333
Because you're an attention whore, Debra

>>26085341
Go be desperate on reddit
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>>26085367
i just want to know how lesbians lose their virginity
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>>26085367

>>26085383
and I want to know when you'll fuck off and die
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>>26084434
Could be me. But I'm not sure if my voice is nice or if I am attractive or not.
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>>26085398
give me about 3 months
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>>26085341
How do I contact you? Post email
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>>26083457
Lynn detected
Please leave
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>>26085398

>>26085404
Quit feeding attention whores
It wont have sex with you no mattr how much you validate it

>>26085407
You can have 3 minutes
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>>26085439

>>26085422
[email protected]
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Cause no man I wanted wanted to fuck me right. I need a good dicking to be a bit normal see...
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>>26084434
>>likes tea and coffee
Enjoy your stained teeth
>>no piercings except maybe ears
Only literal faggots pierce their ears
>>agnostic or athiest
*tips fedora*
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>>26085439
i can't gather my suiciding materials that fast
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>>26085162
Well, my face is not deformed, and some people called me cute
about the voice...I think my accent is very marked because I'm not a native speaker, but I try my best
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>>26085439
>"Quit feeding attention whores"
>uses a tripcode
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>>26084421
>they know this is the only type of girl they could have a chance with.

At least we try and cope with other women in our league, while women on the other hand, try and fuck chad even though they dont have a chance.
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>>26085449

>>26085464
then find a nice bridge

>>26085466
see
>>26085439
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>>26084655
Greentext that rape pls
Brotha gotta fap
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>>26083521
are you fat? That's sort of my thing
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>>26085482
you think i can drag myself to a bridge in 3 minutes?
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>>26084434
>moles

what in the fuck?
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>multiple mental illnesses
>been hospitalized for them 5 times
>no job
>still live with my parents at age 20
>scared to drive a car
>social interaction scares the crap out of me
>have no irl friends
>overweight (not obese but still gross)

im never going to find love and im trying to stop caring about it
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>>26085482

>>26085497
You could have if you werent bullshitting
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Any virgin femanons into black guys?
And I don't mean in the racist bestiality way, nor the BBC fantasy.
Just, so you find black men attractive?
Specifically black weebs
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>>26085521
That's kind of hot
Original desumememem
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I'm just not good at socializing and being the center of anyone's attention makes me extremely nervous. I never really got a chance to learn how to talk to people since I was sheltered most of my life. I've had 'friends' in the sense that I had people hang out with me and talk among themselves while I stood still and quiet. My only near-sexual experience was with my brother. He had phismosis and had to do stretching exercises everyday. I didn't really know what phimosis was, but I just knew that my brother wasn't well so I just wanted to help in any way I can. I would help him stretch his foreskin while he played on his Gameboy. When it got hard, my brother told me that massaging it would help. Never told anyone about it.
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>>26085509
post pics pleeze
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>>26085509
You've found me
I love you already
Marriage when?
>>26085521
>2016
>fish still hasn't killed himself
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>>26085521
i'm glad you think i'm capable of doing that, tripfag senpai
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>>26085521

>>26085560
>>26085566
Why are you so pathetic and desperate?
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>>26085554
>My only near-sexual experience was with my brother. He had phismosis and had to do stretching exercises everyday. I didn't really know what phimosis was, but I just knew that my brother wasn't well so I just wanted to help in any way I can. I would help him stretch his foreskin while he played on his Gameboy. When it got hard, my brother told me that massaging it would help. Never told anyone about it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your brother got handies while playing Pokemon.
That lucky faggot.

You're not a virgin btw, whore

Be my gf tho
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>>26085583
Why are you projecting so hard?
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>>26085422
Are you American though?
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>>26085560
im ugly and gross looking. i avoid looking in the mirror because it makes me feel like shit. no selfies.
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>>26085583
Why are you still here?
No one likes you.
You're the one desperate for attention with that trip code, faggot
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>>26085583

>>26085599
It's not projection. You're begging a mentally ill broad to talk to you.
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>>26083759
just face
>>26083828
r. stevie and entry-level noise/punx and john peel/quietus/rock-a-rolla/primavera/ATP sorta bands
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>>26085619

>>26085618
>Why are you here I just want to beg for attention from women you shouldnt be allowed to interrupt this
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>>26085466
What's your native language?
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>>26085616
Doesn't matter.
I'll still be your bf, if you'll have me
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>>26085619
I asked to see pics I don't want to talk to it
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>>26085644
tell me about yourself, anon

i keep getting muted dammit
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>>26085636

>>26085644
Nice desperationposting

>>26085667
>pls post pics m'lady that all I want
Bullshit
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>>26085606
No, European.
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i want to die a virgin
people disgust me
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>>26085688

>>26085687
He's desperate and will leave you the moment literally any opportunity arises
You should both kill yourselves
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>>26085688
I am a cyborg and I want to laugh at ugly people
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Fish is a short Mexican if you were curious why he's always so negative.
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>>26085461
She smokes, drinks alcohol, tea & coffee. I bet she's a great kisser.
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>>26085598

I never had sex and it wasn't really a handjob. Even if it was, it doesn't count.
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>>26085713

>>26085728
>I just want to laugh not orbit
Lying isn't very becoming to people desperate for female attention.
I bet she's never going to talk at you now.
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>>26085735
>Even if it was, it doesn't count.
Vintage whores.
>>
Why is this Fish guy so mad? Who shit on his stomach?
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>>26085687
>ugly
>6'3"
>chemistry student
>severe depression, anxiety, general autism
>virgin
>no friends or family
>raising 3 kittens (all sisters)
>resident shitposter
>black belt in 2 martial arts
>black
>shitty wagecuck job that I almost get fired from every day
>monotone voice and generally dead expression
>6'3"
>seeking my shitposting gf and a mom for my cats
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>>26085751
>whiteknighting this hard

you say I'M the one looking for attention
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>>26085751

>>26085767
Because desperate whore enablers like you are ruining this board
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>>26085785
>M-Muh height
You need to lay off /fit/ and /r9k/, being 8 foot tall doesn't make being a black dateable.
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>>26085796

>>26085795
I'm trying to get these attention whoring cunts to leave
You're the one giving them what they want
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>>26085796
Wew lad, are you upset you don't have an R9GF?
I got one a few months back and it's great, I highly recommend it.
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>>26085735
>Even if it was, it doesn't count
Lies whores tell themselves lmfao

If you've ever seen an irl penis, voluntarily touched one, kissed a boy, etc, you're not a virgin.
I bet you ate his cum and smegma.
Incest is literally the second most disgusting thing after beastie.

Why they fuck do so many femanons fuck their brothers???
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>>26085785
I was legitimately interested until..
>black

Seriously, just kill yourself
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>>26085811
Never once bragged about my height, I just posted it as part of my bio.
Sorry if it upset you, manlet
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>>26085639
My native language is Spanish, but not from South America though
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>>26085785
you're over a foot taller than me omg

post kitten pics?
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>>26085815

>>26085817
>internet "gf"
Thats pathetic

>>26085825
Mental illness
I bet she's going to use it to try and get tons of attention from all these desperate omegas
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>>26083457
Are you even good at programming?
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>>26085846
You listed it twice in hopes of softening the nigger shame, lets not be in denial, Tyrone.
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>>26085830
Even if I was white, I wouldn't want a racist gf
>>26085849
This was a few days before her 4 month birthday. She turns 5 months on Feb 7
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>>26085870
Did I?
My bad, I was at the end and had to scroll down, thought that I forgot to post it.
I'm sorry, anon.
Will you ever forgive me?
6'3" isn't even talk.
Steph Curry is 6'3
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>>26085854
>internet gf
Why are you projecting so hard?
Why don't you tell us about how the women in your life have hurt you?
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>>26084014
Yeah, guys are horny as shit
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>>26085854
>>26085815
>>26085796
>>26085751
>>26085713
>>26085688
>>26085636
>>26085619
>>26085583
>>26085521
>>26085482
>>26085449
>>26085439
>>26085398
Lol Fish just give up already. You idiot
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>>26085876
aww she's so cute! kittens are the best

i have a dog and some pet rats
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>>26085922
Nope, just lonely as shit.
I've paid females just to be in my house for a few hours.
Never once touched or talked to them.
Worst $5k I ever spent
>>26085937
Fish is the worst trip on all of 4chan
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>>26085937
>Defending attention whores
>Trying to shame someone with 4-8 year old pictures
>And someone elses steam account
Which of the whores called you?
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>>26085937
hey bud can i call you and we can talk and shit
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>>26085994
That's not even my info so go ahead
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>>26085960
They are the best.
I want to get more, but probably not for a few months until I move to my bigger place.
Here's another one.

How old is your pupper?
Pics?
>>
I've never had a guy be interested in me and I have really bad social anxiety to the point where it's difficult for me to leave my house. I've never had anyone close with me so I don't really understand how to make connections with people and carry conversation. I spent two years not leaving my house or talking to anyone outside of my family so that made everything worse. And I'm unattractive. The guys on this board seem to unanimously agree that I'm ugly and rude although I don't try to be rude, I just don't understand what's considered rude and what's not. I want to be nice though.
There's not really anything I can do because I can't form a connection with someone to the point that I'd be okay with losing my virginity to them.
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>>26085974
fucking kill yourself lmao
just do it dude just dew the dew just mcfucking kill yourself ;)
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>>26086049
Which of them called you to try and defend it
Or is it that you're the attention whoring bitch trying to defend its stream of orbiters
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>>26085825

I'm no longer a virgin the moment a penis goes into a vagina for consensual sex. Me helping a guy stretch his foreskin doesn't even really count as a handjob.
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>>26085398
how are you calling other people attention whores when you're the one using a trip you fucking idiot
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>>26086081
I literally could not care less about the rest of the thread, I just want you to kill yourself. Your tiny little brain won't allow you to believe that, but it's true.
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>>26086118
>I couldnt care less
>But if m'lady rewards me with a pat on te head i'd be happy
Kill yourself

>>26086106
>Defending attention whoring cunts
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>>26086092
Lol, keep telling yourself that, whore.
You're the same as every other slut that does anal, oral, and hand.
>muh vagina
You lost your virginity and purity long ago, trollip.
>consensual
Rape victims aren't virgins either.
Most women enjoy their rapes
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>>26086159
>projecting and trying to undermine my argument with women-tier rationalization
You don't seem to understand, I don't care about the content of this thread. I simply want you to cease existing. I'm not going to get any positive attention for telling you to off yourself, you little fucking retard.
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>>26086159
i think you're misunderstanding, i'm not defending anyone, im calling you an attention whore for using a tripcode.
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>>26085534
I had a major crush on a black weeb friend of my brother's. too autismal to say anything tho
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>>26086038
>tfw no socially unaware gf
I'll teach you to be at least functionally social.
I'm pretty autistic, but even I have a decent job and my mailman thinks I'm cool
>>
Why is Fish so annoying?
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>>26086214
Was he all charismatic and stuff?
Or was he more robotic?
Most black weebs are charismatic af.
The ones ik are also bodybuilders.
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>>26085689
K R A K O W
R
A
K
O
W
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>>26086243
I dunno, he was pretty autismal too but was really nice to me and pretty funny, I think most people would think it was awkward tho but I liked it
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>Mfw retired chad im 22
>Mfw looking for a virgin to marry and spend the rest of my life with tired of drunken party sex
>Mfw this thread im calling bullshit on all these "women" claiming to be virgins ive been looking and they are rare
>Another post where everyone pretends to be girls on /rautismk/

>Fuck this back to /fit/ you guys almost drive me to start drinking and fucking whores again

>A little advice if you read this far i dont mean to insult you but if your life really is that bad get off this board its a huge circle jerk that perpetuates weeboo life.You wont make changes being here go for a walk or hit the gym.Focus on education and diet if lifting isnt your thing just get OFF THIS BOARD ITS RUINING YOU!!!

>inb4 normie gtfo
>i wish i could meet all you virgin girls in real life i would make you so happy
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>>26086366
There is yet hope for me.
Thank you, kind femanon.
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>>26086376
>>A little advice if you read this far i dont mean to insult you but if your life really is that bad get off this board its a huge circle jerk that perpetuates weeboo life.You wont make changes being here go for a walk or hit the gym.Focus on education and diet if lifting isnt your thing just get OFF THIS BOARD ITS RUINING YOU!!!
this is good advice
>>
>>26085486
If you're looking for violence, it wasn't that type. I generally call it molestation...

>be 8
>only vague idea of how babby is formed
>know it involved baby in stomach and cum
>he came inside
>think my stomach is getting bigger
>end up punching my stomach trying not to be pregnant

>even when I was 13 was period age
>he hadn't touched me in around 4 or so years
>(it happened so long ago, and I never spoke about it with anyone, so my memory of specifics is vague)
>don't know how long cum stays in your body
>thought I could still get pregnant

>too scared to let doctor's look at me for anything in case they noticed that I wasn't a virgin anymore
>have to get a shot, doctor asks if I'm sexually active
>throw up from lying

>be like 8
>watching movies one room away from my dad with the guy who molested me
>fucks me and tells me if I'm loud my dad will know
>begged him for more, sulked and complained when he tried to leave

>pretty much same thing
>except he's playing video games and I'm sucking his cock

>mom tells me my panties must be getting old because there's rips and tears that he fingers and fucks me through

>he's babysitting while my parents are out
>tell him I don't want to play today, I want to play video games
>bounce me on his cock while I play gameboy
>"if you drop it and break it you'll parents will hate you"
>makes me say sorry for pretending I didn't want to while he fucks me

Hope you get off on it.
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>>26086437
Not sure if you meant gtfo normie by this but im gone =-0
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>>26086475
Who's "he"?
Your dad? Brother?
>>
>>26086491
No, it's genuinely good advice

This place is a mindfuck and it's unhealthy. No one should be here. Concentrate on working out, and education

Your advice is good.
>>
>>26086494
Close family friend of my parents. Someone my dad smokes pot with. Not related.

Lived with us for a while during this.
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>>26086494
I would guess her dads friend. Something like this happend around here. Except they were never caught and the married when the girl was 18 some fucked up stuff
>>
Why the fuck is it acceptable for a girl to wait for the right guy or marriage but if a guy does he's told it's unreasonable and to get over it?
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>>26086475
My fucking dick
I just came, thank you.

>>begged him for more, sulked and complained when he tried to leave

So did you eventually start to like the sex?


>>bj during vidya
>>dick bouncing and gameboy

Here comes round 2 of fap.

>>26086526
How old was he?
Did you ever tell anyone?

Have you ever had a bf since?

Do you masturbate to the rape memories?
>>
I would only lose my virginity to a futa or a very passable trap
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>>26084434
My hair isn't fluffy, is that okay?
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>>26083010
>raised by a single mother
>she instills morals, isn't strict but teaches me vehemently that sex is very special
>grow up pretty innocent
>all of my friends were masturbating and having sex in high school and even middle school
>didn't start watching porn until I was 19
>couldn't get the hang of masturbation despite trying like four times because I didn't know what I was supposed to actually do
>now I'm 20 and very anxious about sex or dating
>I'm small/timid and very similar to a nervous chihuahua
>dated in high school a bit but was usually dumped quickly for not wanting sex
>tell guys that I've dated in college that I was raped and that's why I don't like having sex/don't want to have sex
>don't want them to think I'm a huge loser, I don't look like somebody who would be a virgin
>they always get frustrated with me and leave after three months or so
>I just am waiting for the person who isn't going to get frustrated and leave, somebody I feel comfortable with, because then I will know that they actually love me and that they won't make it a really awkward experience
pls just be patient
>>
>>26086656
Pls be in Canada

Also, don't tell people you were raped
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>>26086656
What state do you live in? If your nearby I think we could get along.
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>>26086570
>Do you masturbate to the rape memories?
holy shit you are like a fucking psychopath
why would she get off to something that traumatized her enough to never get sex again
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>>26086656
Sounds a lot like me, except for the masturbating. I like how it feels, but i feel absolutely horrible for doing it, and for thinking about sex at all. I feel like my first time will be awkward, regardless of who i'm with. But i still want them to actually love me
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>>26084387
No, that wouldn't break it.
But other things possibly stretch it, like doing yoga and riding bikes.
The hymen covers different amounts of the vaginal opening, and some just cover a small part.
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>>26086691
I am in Canada. GTA.
I don't tell people that it's any specific person that raped me, that would be disgusting and terrible.
I just tell them and then refuse to elaborate.
>>26086704
I don't live in a state, unfortunately. :c
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>>26086737
See, I'm the opposite.
I'm very very interested in sex, I masturbate very often and think about it all the time.
It's the equivalent of somebody who loves bears and knows tons of stuff about bears but would still be terrified if a bear was standing in front of them.
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>>26086740
>I am in Canada. GTA.
I'm also 20 and in the GTA

Contact?
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>>26086776
>>26086740
Hope that didn't sound fake.
Legit 20 yo in GTA
I think we'd get along.
Don't care much about sex atm, so dw
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>>26085182
Hey, it'th not your fault anon

thomeone might love you
>>
>>26084014

If you're a female and virgin it's literally because you WANT to be a virgin, women have no struggles in life
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>>26086713
Please proceed back to whatever normie shithole you crawled out of.
Look up studies and testimonials of women fantasizing to their rape memories
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CTRL + F = Wales

Well that's my daily effort to finding a qt, back to vidya
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>>26084014
I didn't even get a response though
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>>26086776
>>26086806
I think that I'd be kind of scared to post my contact info on 4chan..
I have skype, I'm currently at work but if you post a throw away I can add you when I get home tomorrow morning when my wageslave hours are finished.
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>>26086901
Add me whenever
hawke.invictus

Remove the "."

I'm off to work myself
Talk later, hopefully
>>
>>26086526
>>26086494
For more context.

My parents -- and their friends -- were fairly poor, but 'church every Sunday' religious. Even though they smoked pot at the same time. Good people, overly trusting. I loved having the guy look after me when they were busy, so they had no idea.

The guy joined the army when I hit puberty. Came back a few years later so I still see him from time to time now.

I have vague memories about giving him a hand job and begging him to finger me while he played VS some games (probably playstation, probably Tony Hawk) with my brother on the same bed.

>>26086570
It was the first time I had ever done anything sexual, I loved it from the beginning. He started out fingering and making me beg for it.

And then he pulled out the 'you're filthy, this is a sin so this has to be a secret if you like it' card. I'm honestly thankful it wasn't 'scared for my life' violent rape though.

He was probably... 20-23 when it started.

No, never told anyone. When I was younger I blamed myself, and when I was old enough to realise that it was fucked up, I didn't have any evidence, and my memories and timelines were vague about it. If I had had to go to the police and give details about it, I'd be fucked. Even the ages I remember it happening are vague estimates. I only remember being very young, and it stopping before I hit puberty.

Never had a bf since. Never had sex since.

Yeah, I'm gotten off to it a few times.

>>26086713
Haha. I'm sorry. I'm a filthy degenerate and a broken person. People getting off to it really doesn't bother me.
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>>26083010

>don't connect with people
>can't make eye contact
>bad at small talk
>socially reclusive, rather be alone, don't like people
>masturbate to cartoons and hentai
>following that, I still watch cartoons
>red hair
>don't do social media and think online dating is gay
>never leave battle station
>I'm autistic to the point I watched a few episodes of the new fairly odd parents season with chloe from the robot cartoon thread yesterday, and then looked up the fanart shipping of them trying to decide for myself it it'd work as a dynamic
>r9k
>>
>>26087108
Sounds like me
Marriage when?
I'll even cosplay your fave 2D while I cum in your ass
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