>dont rise during the national anthem
who /trigger normies/ here?
I'd do that during the pledge of allegiance from grades 7-9. then eventually I decided "hey, it's not much to ask". I don't care if I'm part of the sheeple now, feelsgood to honor your country in some way even if it doesn't matter.
Just come to Germany, nobody rises durning the anthem here.
During my final year of high school i had homeroom in the art room. Teacher would get immensely assblasted by me not standing for the pledge. Never understood why, something to do with respect for our troops which is odd because I'm pretty sure our troops couldn't give a fuck if some kids stand in front of a flag
Why is everyone in this world so greedy for money? It's really not that great. Most expensive things are useless and only exist to make somebody else rich.
Is it mass media and hollywood that tells us we need these things to be happy? I live a simple life and i'm really happy with where i'm at
I'm with you OP
>falling for the jewtoken meme
>2016
>>26293684
Because having money allows you to do things like collect sports cars and travel which makes you more interesting
>>26293684
I just don't want to have to work to survive. That's all.
Why don't you guys just get a meme personality if you want a gf?
>gay piercing
>stupid tattoo
>faggoty haircut
>meme beard
You can literally do any of those and have a gf within days.
>>26293510
Thanks op maybe then fems will look past my morbid obesity and impotence
Because that wouldn't be me.
>>26293565
>morbid obesity and impotence
>morbid impotence
Virginity is not directly fatal.
I just realized I haven't talked to anyone besides my parents since July 2015.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>26293478
why?
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>>26293560
I don't go outside much.
the word "girl" should automatically be replace with the word "whore" on r9k
do you agree?
>>26293459
whores don't deserve rights
>>26293459
I like the classic "cumdumpster" more personally
girl, grill, female, woman, womyn, femanon, fembot should all filter to roastie whore
>fat
>greasy
>loud
>obnoxious
How did he do it? A big dick shouldn't be a thing that gets you laid so much, I'm above average and a 22 year old virgin. I also bathe and take care of myself better than him. Why can't life be fair?
He's a jew in a jewish industry
he was being himself
>>26293310
being a jew with money helps.
Why do I stink so bad? :( I'm a girl. I thought I was supposed to smell like roses.
>>26293020
you now the drill
(.) (.)
>>26293020
Is it a sweat problem?
>>26293101
Maybe. It's mostly my feet that smell.
Why do normies spew shit about there being someone for everyone when we exist?
Why does nobody acknowledge those who die alone?
Why do people firmly believe nothing is impossible while a cripple can't become a firefighter or cop?
>>26292809
Because they marginally feel guilt. Obviously not enough to actually make anyone else's life better
>Why do people firmly believe in a god that doesn't do them any favors even though they follow all the rules
coz they're assholes who want to believe in something better and not look at the shit that society is
>>26292809
>Normies
There's where your problem starts.
Why is there not a building where anyone can go and they put you to sleep and inject you and you die in your sleep.
There are many reasons people may want to end their lives and it should be their choise.
And the only person who decides if you have grounds to kill yourself, is yourself.
>>26292770
assisted suicide?
>>26292787
Yes. But I am from England and scucide is illigal here. Plus doctors and people would try to convince me not to do it simply because they would feel I wouldn't have grounds to killmyself. But I didn't ask to be born and I also should be the only person who has a say on if I live or die. I would killmyself but I fear the pain or fucking it up.
Seriously, I don't see how anyone could mount a reasonable argument against euthanasia. The only way you can justify it is by assuming that it's alright for you to tell someone what to do with their lives.
FUCK THIS SHIT R9K IM FUCKING DONE. IM DONE TRYING TO CHANGE MY MOOD, IM DONE TAKING IT EASY, IM DONE PRETENDING ANYTHING BETTER IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND IM DONE PAYING ATTENTION TO MY FUCKING THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS LIKE THEY ARENT CONSTANTLY TRIPPING ME UP. IM WORKING. IM HUSTLING. ILL DO THIS FUCKING SHIT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY UNTIL I COLLAPSE TO GET MONEY, FITNESS, WOMEN, SOCIAL LIFE AND EVERYTHING INBETWEEN AND I DONT CARE IF IT FEELS BAD BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER RULE IN THIS BULLSHIT WORLD BUT SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
>>26292618
Whoa now just take it easy.
>>26292618
>>26292647
Yeah, man, smoke a blunt and chill out. All that shit you talked about ain't shit anyway.
>>26292618
w e w
LAD
wew lad
>be me
>19 and single
>talking to this 6/10 girl online for the past few weeks
>tells me she has a free house this weekend and we should "watch movies"
>Nice
>Go to her house and her fat 30 year old sister is there
>"Hey, 6/10 I thought you had a free house tonight?"
>"Her plans got cancelled so she's going to stay home with us"
>Fuck
>Fat sister doesn't take a hint and watches 2 and a half movies with us before lumbering off to bed
>Finally start making out
>Slide my hand down her pants, she's so wet
>"Anon, I'm on my period"
>kill me
>Pull my hand out lightning quick and subtly wipe it on the back of her shirt as we keep making out
>She starts jerking me off
>Literally the worst hand job of all time. She's using my penis like a joystick
>this is terrible.
>Have to finish, just to end the pain.
>"Uhh I'm almost there, should we get a tissue or a sock or something?"
>"That's ok, just cum on the couch, I'll clean it up tomorrow"
>What
>At least it's not my couch
>I spooge on the couch
>Instantly feel post-cum regret
>She starts cuddling up to me
>uncomfortable.jpg
>"You would be such a good boyfriend, anon"
>fuck
>"My parents will be home in the morning, you should stay and meet them"
>fuck
>"most guys loose interest, but you wont. Will you?"
>fuck
>"Hey 6/10, could you get me a glass of water please?"
>"Sure, anon. Whatever you say hahaha"
>She leaves the room and walks to the kitchen.
>See the front door is left slightly ajar
>Run
>Run right out of her house and into the night
>Sitting on bus home at 1am when my phone goes off
>"Hey anon, where'd you go?? LOL"
>"Haha are you hiding?"
>"We still have to finish the movie lmao"
>Block User
>"My parents will be home in the morning, you should stay and meet them"
Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet the guy whose cum is on the coach.
>>26292591
funny
embrute
Post pics of said girl man wtf
You do this on purpose dont you?
Say her name, /r9k/.
>Katie
>Katy
>Kaitee
>>26292584>>26292611>>26292621
this queen ?
What can you assume about this girl /r9k/?
(How is this not original)
>>26292481
She's mildly insecure but definitely self-conscious. Attempts to fit in with Stacy's but isn't one herself necessarily. Plays sport(s) and "likes the outdoors." Avid reader of basic shit. Most likely 5'7" - 5'9" and only dates 6'0" and up. Semi-rude when confronted. Very fickle. Most likely works in the medical field or in law.
Probably wrong though.
Her name is Rebecca.
She doesn't go to the gym much or if at all.
She goes to church and likes to read.
Her dad has a business.
She has a brother.
Only has a laptop, room is a little messy, probably a pair of socks on the ground.
Secretly likes Jeremih's birthday sex song.
Has considered experimenting with other women if drunk, but wouldn't initiate it herself.
Doesn't drink much only for special occasions.
She's dated decent guys, but had at least 2 shitty ones.
When she was little she wanted to be a dancer.
Loves being in airplanes.
Giving two major hints:
-She's 19 and a Persian Jew
-Just began mandatory military service
Why does everybody fail to take into account that cock length is mostly irrelevant?
Unless you're super short you're not going to have little trouble keeping it in. What matters is width, if you aren't wide enough to create the stretching sensation you're screwed.
I'm 7" long and just a cm wider than average. I'm hardly better than the average guy.
>>26292479
Of course it is irrelevant if you're a virgin.
>>26292545
>this :p
Dick length is only irrelevant if you are gay :) so if you don't care about your length at all that must mean you are gay anon :)
>>26292479
why is his pee pee black
anyone else trying to reintegrate into society?
i'm suffering from social anxiety, haven't had any friends since i was a kid and am poor as hell.
here's what i've done to try to improve myself so far:
>quit video games
>take up the guitar
>sent resumes to various places
>spent 20 minutes in a bar yesterday
>had a short conversation with a stranger
i feel i'm going places. how are you doing?
I legitimately read that as road to slavery for some reason.
I've been an addict my entire adult life and 45% of my total life, I doubt that's going to change any time soon.
>>26292310
Why does the way robots live (with very little to none social interactions)is always frown'd upon. Why do we always have to assimilate in the way most people live. Why do we tell ourselves it's bad.???
Is being lonely such a fucking tragedy???
Learn to accept it.
>>26292385
Rejecting society is seen as a mental illness by society.
Abandoning society and social norms is actually part of the criteria of many personality disorders.