What can you assume about this girl /r9k/?
(How is this not original)
>>26292481
She's mildly insecure but definitely self-conscious. Attempts to fit in with Stacy's but isn't one herself necessarily. Plays sport(s) and "likes the outdoors." Avid reader of basic shit. Most likely 5'7" - 5'9" and only dates 6'0" and up. Semi-rude when confronted. Very fickle. Most likely works in the medical field or in law.
Probably wrong though.
Her name is Rebecca.
She doesn't go to the gym much or if at all.
She goes to church and likes to read.
Her dad has a business.
She has a brother.
Only has a laptop, room is a little messy, probably a pair of socks on the ground.
Secretly likes Jeremih's birthday sex song.
Has considered experimenting with other women if drunk, but wouldn't initiate it herself.
Doesn't drink much only for special occasions.
She's dated decent guys, but had at least 2 shitty ones.
When she was little she wanted to be a dancer.
Loves being in airplanes.
Giving two major hints:
-She's 19 and a Persian Jew
-Just began mandatory military service
>>26292481
Brazilian she is. Blox
>>26292670
Uh...... Read literally one post above you
>>26292577
>girl
>implying
>shiggy
>>26292681
>Uh
Fuck off to Tumblr / reddit
And not with that hair. I would have believed Berber, but not Persian. You're about a thousand miles too far north.
>>26292481
>Her current boyfriend is a Chad with a large wide body frame and square jaw
>Her past boyfriend in her teens was a beta who she left during college
>She does anal
>She pretends to be a sweet girl sober but a few drinks reveal the shallow cunt in her
>She hopes to marry rich one day and quit working.
So ja usual bitch.
>>26292481
only thing i can guess is shes a jew.
>a stinky whore
Has sucked +10 cocks
Has lost her virginity around 14, maybe earlier
Has falsely accused a man of raping her before
Has multiple boyfriends at once