>tfw summer is the worst season to be a robot
winter is bad too because you have no qt gf to cuddle up with for warmth.
It's a great season to be a robot. You can take solitary strolls in the countryside and enjoy the beautiful weather.
>>30027846
I can do that in the winter when normies aren't everywhere. I like the ambience and cold.
>be me
>be on Tinder
>meet decently attractive chubby grill
>talk for a while about DnD and such
>get number
>talk more
>decide to meet up
>head to her house
>watch Netflix together
>get hugged as I leave
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it's ambiguous unfortunately
either it went well and she regrets not kissing you on the lips
or it went badly, she doesn't want to see you again, and she doesn't want you to be confused by the kiss
only way to find out is to ask her out again
>>30027750
>or it went badly, she doesn't want to see you again, and she doesn't want you to be confused by the kiss
We're still talking though
>>30027716
you met this bitch on tinder she wanted to fuck but you just went to her place and awkwardly watched netflix with her all night and never made a move. She gave you the cheek kiss like the mafia kiss of death so she'd have an excuse to tell you about the roommate shit as a way of saying I have no desire to see you again. you cucked yourself
A girl is on her way over to my house right now. I am pretty drunk and feel like I'm gonna throw up. Please help me /r9k/. What do I do?
empty yourself out before she arrives and then leave the bathroom window open and spray some air freshener
being drunk already will give you confidence to give her your undoubtedly disappointing penis
>>30027600
>>>a girl
FUCK OFF THE PREMISES NORMAN
drink a lot of water really fast, and stick your fingers down your throat to induce vomiting.
get out as much as you can, brush your teeth, and put on a new shirt.
So what does /r9k/ think about all the normie scums playing Pokemon go?
Walking around collecting digital pets is pretty lame, but there are people who work seven days a week for example because they enjoy working more than doing something fun. To each his own. I'd never leave the house to catch a 3D animated character, wasted time.
My classmates used to make fun of me for watching the anime and playing the game, they even ripped off my team rocket backpack and they are into it
>>30027574
It's really fucking annoying becuase the same people who made fun of me in middle school for bringing a gameboy and playing pokemon are probably walking around right now playing pokemon go. fuck normies why cant they commit genocide against themselves
How does it feel, /r9k/? Knowing that about 71% of the posts on this board are made by one neckbeard? What's >yfw finding this out?
>mfw
>tfw my ex gf has a pet hedgehog that liked me that I never got to say goodbye to
Missing your ex gf's pets is the worst feel.
>>30027520
I know this feel anon
>mfw it miss her pets more than anything
is it worth asking to hang out again to pet that spotted collie ?
>>30027453
>tfw i am the 29%
>I got my black shirt on
>I got my black gloves on
>I got my ski mask on
>this shit's been too long
>I got my 12-gauge sawed off
>I got my headlights turned off
>I'm 'bout to bust some shots off
>I'm 'bout to dust some cops off
Cops are fucking faggots. Made me lose vacation time to contest a bullshit "following too close in traffic ticket" in court. Faggot ass cops own dashcam video got it dismissed. Death to all fag ass pigs.
>>30027445
Cuck central is that way >>>/neogaf/
why on earth are people wasting time on cops instead of politicians?
So, what do you replace porn and 4chan with to transition to a better life as a hard case neet autist?
Nice trips, fampire.
Books, TV, radio
>>30027444
books, podcasts, better websites, meditation
do productive things because 4chan and porn are the exact opposite of productivity
*plz respond*
So my dad kicked the bucket this week, but all I can feel is rage towards the unsympathetic normies at my job.
I've never bothered anyone, just wanted someone to acknowledge how watching someone you care about die on you is stressful. Maybe get a "hang in their anon, your dad is going to make it." Of course, since I wasn't friends with them (aka just that weird guy we use for data entry) they
> assumed I was exaggerating for attention
> told me I might as well be in the office...
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>>30027382
>expecting your co-workers to give a shit about you
>being mad when they don't
are you actually actually actually this retarded?
>>30027382
You could be honest, tell whoever what you are feeling and what you need from them in a concise and nonwhiny way as possible.
>>30027382
ive been in positions like this and you feel so helpless. is there any chance of surrounding yourself with people who'd care? sorry this had to happen with something so tragic. those people are meant to be pieces of shit anyhow
Man made the web, you don't need a name
Man made of faults, I ain't too ashamed
Every thought I had, put it in a box
Everybody see it just before the cops
Trolling, trolling, trolling these niggas
Rick Rolling these niggas, they mad cause they don't know any better
"Hold up, it's the kid, quick, tell him he can't sit with us"
Fuck it, got money, bought friends like I'm TBS
VVS, I can see it all with the clarity
Real-D, hope they dig a nigga before they bury me
Even though, we were told to go where they wouldn't...
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Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Andrew Auernheimer
Pulling on her weave
It's that Andrew Auernheimer
Stop posting this Jew
We are the dreams of our parents lost in the future
Who hide the deepest desires and wear a mask like a lucha-
Door open, we were smoking in the hotel
The vapors went through the hallway, the manager pissed as hell
I mean where's the line between Donnie G and Gambino?
He hang with girls like he Lena, but needed some time to re up
Tequila in the cantina, 30 dollars I swallowed
The sauce was so malo then she said "you need to grow up
You been doing this for too long
That camp was a million years ago, sing me a different song"
Whether...
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I finally got a girlfriend
> that was original
KEK
>>30027074
you guys would have interesting looking children. all the best.
>>30027074
Nice to hear op
N-now get of my board normie..
>look up high school bully on Facebook
>wife, 2 kids and a huge house
Haha sucks 4 u.
My bully got fat as fuck. Fucking fatass doublechin no neck loser fucking faggot.
>look up high school crush
>looks like a meth addict
>>30027025
>your high school bully has kids and is married
>implying this is somehow a good thing for him
His life will be far worse than yours in a couple of years when his wife leaves him. Just give it time anon
Roomate found boku no pico on my search history.
>>30026950
Sister found the Shit distillery
>>30026950
Chizuru found the Chitose folder
>>30027070
>Grand papa found the Grotesque grease bucket
Which side are you on brobots?
I see... there is a power struggle between the puppetmaster and the NEET. how will it transpire?
>>30026811
Wagecuck aware of his puppetmaster lords, begrudgingly willing
>>30026811
None, you stupid autistic shitbag
blox
>some roastie bitch claims to have 'severe social anxiety'
>they have a facebook and have uploaded hundreds of pictures of themselves
>>30026776
face it my friend -- these people don't actually exist
>>30026776
>roastie claims to have social anxiety
>she has fucked over 100 black men
>>30026837
I JUST saw one.
I was fucking around town today because NEET life is so fucking boring that even walking around, looking at shit in stores is more fun than anything I can do at home.
I was at a wally world and saw that little computer thing in the corner that you can use to apply for a job somehow. I began filling out joke information and was laughing my ass off the whole time like a complete autist.
A random guy came out of a door to the left of me and recommended job positions I'd enjoy or do best in with a happy tone.
It started as a joke, but at that moment, I felt obligated...
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>>30026597
dodged a bullet, m8. that was a close one.
>>30026597
Didnt even stop to catch some pokemons?
>>30026717
I don't play that game.