Virgin here. Can girls really have orgasms or is it just a meme?
lol of course
I make my gf cum all the time, but only orally, she can't cum through normal penetration
>>25357613
girls cant feel emotions
girls are just sentient memes with holes that occasionally get wet
thats all
Doesn't her vagoo and asshole spasm when she orgasms?
When did you realize you despise your family and stopped letting it be the root of your problems?
I've finally accepted how detrimental they are to my development and I've moved on:)
we dont care. why are you still here?
I need your help robots mexicanos
>get laid freshman year of high school and been dry ever since
>in Mexico visiting family
>at a party and friend tells this girl to learn me how to dance
>she says she has to go in 15 mins but stays well after dancing me
I feel like I have shot, how do I play this out?
undrstand life is flawed, we all eventually die and return to nothingness.
accept your fate and wait..dont worrie, be happy
>>25357412
Find excuses to spend more time with her, engage physical contact- gradually.
I mean if at some point instinct doesn't take over there's nothing else I can tell you.
>>25357412
Fuck her raw. Cum inside her. Marry her and obtain legal residency for her. Pic of her? In which city? Can you speak Spanish? O no hablas nada de espanol?
>I will never find love because all gay men are alkies/addicts and sluts unless they're ugly
>I basically just have to accept being alone for life because I'm gay
>>25357524
Just fuck your best friend you idiot
>>25357564
>friend
Where do you think you are?
>>25357564
>tfw best friend up through grade and high school is gay
>tfw he's really sensitive and you're pretty sure you're his oneitis
>tfw you would have been his straight fwb if he asked even if you didn't actually like doing stuff with him, just that close of a friend
>tfw you're really relieved when he gets a boyfriend that takes him to trips to NY and stuff
how come girls are so cute?
Lol is that the twilight chick?
>>25357636
Genetic programming.
It'd be evolutionary maladaptive for you to not find them cute / want to shoot your hot sperm into their wombs.
>>25357659
yes colonthree
>tfw my imouto has long blonde hair and blue eyes
>tfw my imouto is tsundere towards me
>tfw my imouto has a snaggletooth because of her misaligned canines
>tfw my imouto is literally kirino
i wont end in what you want
you only have one choice left if you want your ending.
Be sure to go for best girl
>>25357329
Doesn't kirino have orange hair? It looks more orange than yellow.
>say "i'm not that guy but..."
>i actually am that guy
lol can you provide an example?
>enter a mishief thread and accompany an image macro with just one word
>don't post the image
Cycling
>Have dream
>Be about my mother and a long lost younger brother
>Brother is a Chad bodybuilder and crime boss somehow
>Walk in on my mother and brother having sex
>Brother grabs me in a headlock while my mother, still butt naked, tells me she's in an incestuous relationship with him
>Dream skips to breakfast
>Sit there watching mom and brother make out...
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lol I never remember my dreams
I've been having spooky dreams where I'm alone in vast open areas of varying levels of urbanization and time of day.
I spend what feels like forever walking around with an uneasy feeling, and then realizing there's something else there.
It usually ends with me screaming myself awake. But I don't start screaming because I see it or I know it's close, I scream for relief.
>>25357292
Sounds creepy af anon, tell me more
>had a few big projects last month
>was taking sleeping pills pretty regularly to make sure I was well rested for work every day
>big projects are done
>trying to ease back into normal sleeping pattern
>sleeping pattern is literally reversed now because I can't fall asleep at night
you virgins don't know problems. i have a fucking job I have to be at in an hour, I haven't slept
fuck you...
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Kek, have fun wagecuck
Hello friends
My name is Shaun and I need friends
>>25357371
this is the seventh time this guy has been posted.
fuck off muslim cunt
>>25357401
It's the third time actually
But close enough...
>>25357401
I have yet to make any new friends.. :(
Why don't you robots just realize that you're ugly? You all talk about how you have ''chad potential'' and you're somehow really attractive but too autistic to speak to women.
Just get over it and realise that you're ugly. It'll all be so much easier then.
>>25357013
>You all talk about how you have ''chad potential'
Literally never saw this. Fuck off. I know I'm a hopeless manlet.
I know I'm not ugly.
Too many people have told me I'm attractive. I'm just really fucking autistic and extremely self conscious.
>>25357027
>>25357034
now you've seen one
>christmas day in my room
>hear cousin downstairs saying why does anon stay up in his room at christmas
>mom leaves dinner on tray outside my room
Similar experience, except it was my mum's boyfriend's family so I didn't give a fuck about not socialising with them. Would always hear them talking sarcastically about that "boy in the attic" though.
lol you guys are weird
so do people on this site actually do this or are these stories made up I don't get it
>cousin who barely knows you walks into your room as he was trying to find something
Always awkward.
How do you robot fucks get trough the robot tests
>>25356860
I can't read Nazi
>>25356860
Legacy captcha
>tfw barely 5'11
>most women are my height or taller
in 100 years time no one will remember you. your life is utterly meaningless and holds absolutely no significance whatsoever. you'll just be another grave to be looked at occasionally by a random passer-by, who will be too busy caught up in their own affairs to even consider you or the boring, samey life you lived. this is your legacy anon. this is all you will amount to.
this is new r9k meme, "penis bean", a symbol of your dead manhood
pls share :DDDD
hail peni ben
Can someone explain to me why /r9k/ is so thirsty for fame? Yall are constantly trying to churn out the "next big meme". It's kind of like [s4s] except it's cringey and embarrassing because [s4s] actually puts out memes. You guys just try to force one until it's big enough to start forcing on reddit. Why?
Isn't that shit from Yoshi's Island?