are the beautiful ones, or just autistic?
>>25560856
i am pretty fucking beautiful
>using the psychological spectrum is the new way for kids to be different, so I slap it on every single one of them since the old stereotypes are getting too mainstream
This is what normies actually do these days
We are the cursed slime bubbling in the gutters of humanity.
Fortunately nature has taken steps to assure we do not reproduce and continue our toxic line.
Would you become a normie? Would you trade away your autism superpowers for a chance at a normal life?
they aren't super powers, most of you are pleb as fuck and think you're special because you "lel trol" here.
>>25560808
stop projecting your insecurities bro
Nah.
My autism schizophrenia combination makes me briefly believe in the dumbest shit, but it keeps things interesting.
There are enough normies out there.
I am the 1%
18, have no interest in being an adult/responsible/getting a job and there is no way around this so what are some ways for me to off myself that painless and can actually be acquired?
>>25560689
at least you're not a woman
>>25560689
this right here is the best method
Death from over 500ft is almost garenteed to be instantaneous, but I expect you're too much of a pussy to do that and you're looking for a nice "soft" option
>there is no soft option
The human body is extremely durable and anything less than extreme methods will leave you alive and ill or a permanent potato.
I just got back from fucking a transexual escort.
She had advertised an 8 inch cock, but it was much thicker than I expected.
After I finished we had some small talk as she massaged me.
I asked her when she began transitioning.
"Oh I'm not trans, I just do this for easy money"
Does this make me gay? He is not trans, he is a normal guy.
>>25560601
>she advertised an 8 inch cock
How do you guys delude yourself like this? If they're pre op they're not even m2f. They're just cross dressing faggots.
This makes you kind of gay, but that's okay.
>>25560601
OP what is it about cock that is appealing to you? You like butt stuff? Have a girl peg you. You obviously are still attracted to the female body.
>>25560601
No, you're not gay, just very stupid.
>work for free and pretty much do all the work
>call in sick because don't want to work
>jew boss gets angry and tells me i need to see the doctor etc
wtf is this shit?
>>25560535
"Angry" or "concerned", anon?
what kind of work do you do , how many hours.
>>25560535
>work for free
Just skip it you dumb nigger
>tfw went for a 5km run
>tfw got home, went in the bath and listened to music for 2 hours
>tfw feeling so fucking fresh right now and comfy.
Who here /comfy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
>>25560504
do you run streets or like a trail / park. post route. i promise i won't stalk you
>tfw have work tomorrow
>It's heavy labour
I'd be more comfy if I were a NEET again.
>>25560712
Street.
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Feels thread.
I figured /r9k should have better feels stories than /b.
Preferably long and worth the read ( as in first reply post )
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>>25560424
gay &&& fake
>tfw womanlet
>tfw guys aren't really interested in you at all
It hurts ;___;
>>25560306
Is this supposed to be failed bait?
Womanlet, lmfao. Ik a girl who is 4'10 and has a bf.
>>25560328
>I know a girl who is 4'10 (Whatever that means) and has a bf.
>Stereotyping
>Tripfag
>>25560368
>not even using a tripcode
Do you even know what you're talking about?
Who here abusive to telemarketers?
Some of the things I've said to them make me ashamed of myself when I think about them afterwards. I just get so aggressive with them. I don't know what it is.
>>25560274
what have you said? lets hear the worst
I leave them on the phone a long time and pretend to be interested then tell them no
Don't sweat it. They're all normie Indians that pop out 4 kids each. They deserve it
Is STEM worth it?
>>25560266
>Is STEM worth it?
No, not really.
>>25560266
>Is STEM worth it?
Hell no
>Is creating the world everyone lives in while they shove giant amounts of money down your throat worth it?
Hell yeah it is.
>>25560266
The work can get stressful and it is no fun at all
You get money but you have to sacrifice your joy and time.
Which do you think was worse the Star Wars prequel trilogy or the Hobbit trilogy?
I love both LOTR and Star Wars, however I felt the Hobbit trilogy was unbearable. I could barely sit through the 1st one and watched part of the battle of the five armies and yet was bored to death by the overly long battle scene. I think that is my biggest problem with the Hobbit, everything is overdone and stretched out and I felt they added too much. Star Wars had more exciting action scenes but that's about its only redeeming feature.
the hobbit trilogy was much better and it's not even close
battle of the 5 armies was atrocious and keeps me from ever wanting to watch the other movies again. At least the first SW prequel is the worst, and somehow that means I might actually watch them again one day.
Both were alright and get unnecessary hate from bandwagoners and pseudo-critics (such as red letter media)
>tell mom not to clean my dakimakura
>she does it anyway
>flip my shit, throw my pillow at her and punch the wall
>learn later that she raised the price of chicken tendies from 5 good boy points to 10
UPRISING NOW
I like to believe that some of you autists actually grew up with a good boy point system in place.
>>25560145
underrated post
5/5 breddy good
>>25560145
post picture of daki and hole in wall. unless the wall didn't even break smhfampai
>tfw you used to have friends
>>25561961
What the fuck is a friend?
and now i have videogames!
videogames?
hey so it was my girlfirneds and I's anniversary last night and i picked her up and showed her this song I made for her (which i worked rly hard on) and she told me to stop the car and she just sighed and walked out and left in the middle of the street out in the cold. Is this song that fucking bad!? what the hell??? I feel so fucked up.
https://soundcloud.com/vformania/yeah-anyway
>>25560037
WEW LAD
Is this bait?
Nigga, you sound so fucking bad.
Those lyrics are awful.
2004 is over, punk is never coming back.
Holy fuck, I'm gonna make this go viral.
I hope you get cucked by 8 Tyrone's and a Muslim.
Fucking normie, you got what you deserved.
Kill yourself
You sound like you just climbed out of the sling after taking 18 poz loads and decided you would attempt to record a song as gay as you.
>>25560037
I made it to the 10 second mark
Also fuck outta here norman
How do I stop? It's completely ruined my life.
Travel and stay at a hostel or friends house or somewhere you can't touch yourself
>>25559937
But then I just find a time where I'm alone. How do I get something to keep me occupied constantly?
>>25559919
>It's completely ruined my life
How?
I masturbate all the time, and I still lead a healthy and fruitful life.