Is it true that in Germany men sit down when they pee so as to not offend women?
Girl who told me this lived in Germany and had a relationship with a German man.
>>25586839
I pee sitting down because mo mommy once made me clean the mess I have made. Also not german.
>>25587019
Fuck that. Your mom sounds like an absolute bitch.
>>25586839
I sit down because I'm lazy. I take almost every opportunity to sit down.
I don't sit when I'm in a hurry or the toilet is gross.
THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN
ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM
ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM
ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM
FOR YOU AND ME
>>25586675
AERIALS.
IN THE SKY.
WHEN YOU LOSE SMALL MIND
YOU FREE YOUR LIFE.
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X3]
Why, do, they always send the poor [X3]
They only send the poor [x2]
>>25586675
WE'RE GOING DOWN, IN A SPIRAL TO THE GROUND
>30 years old
>Decide to peruse dating sites for single women around my age
>90% have a fucking kid who is their "entire world"
Jesus Christ.
How unappealing is a single mother to you?
The only time there was a chance for me to have sex it was with a single mother.
Naturally, I refused.
Single mothers huh,
That's an instant fuck you,
I won't even look at a single mother.
I'm 22 so it's very unappealing but I feel like it would be less so at 30 because women have been well fucked by then. It's no surprise that the unmarried ones would still have kids. I don't know what you're expecting at 30.
>23 years old
>KHV
>NEET
>No friends
>Female
Ask me anything.
What KHV means?
>>25584044
Kissless hugless virgin.
Kill yourself or ask a better question newscum.
>>25584044
Kissless handholdless virgin
>>25584040
are you fat?
Has anyone tried ERP/cyber sex? Is it basically the next best thing to actual sex?
I've had real sex in a ton of ways and tried all of my fetishes that are possible to try in real life and I have to say that I prefer ERP and masturbation.
I ERP a lot, usually over emails.
>>25583397
This, it can also help you live out fantasies.
Also it's almost a given both ERPers are masturbating during the whole thing which mentally stimulates me even more.
I did cyber sex twice, would be about 12 years ago with two girls I knew from a chat site I was hanging around.
It was the most boring shit going, I instantly wanted to just end it the minute I got myself into it.
Another Friday Night in alone. What do you have planned?
Talk me out of buying another bottle of Wild Turkey. I've drank one every night for the last 3 nights running.
do it'll be a good kek you fucking weak willed shit, drink yourself into a hole and then ask us for help because we clearly have a shit about caring. If your gunna kill yourself at least have the courage to jump instead of poisoning yourself. Get your fucking act together dude.
Probably Skype with friends and suicidal thoughts, just like every Friday.
>>25582875
I think of you when I'm drinking.If I do.
Shit guys I fucked up bad tonight. I accidentally assaulted a girl then ran away and I've been waiting in my apartment with the lights off for the last hour waiting for the cops to show up and arrest me. God I'm so fucking scared /r9k/
>>25580022
>accidentally assaulted a girl
I'm going to need an explanation
OP how do you "accidentally" assault someone?
>>25580022
quickly, get the floor polish under the sink and rub it on your skin
practice your arab accent, too, and talk about how great islam is
they won't be able to touch you at that point
Let us share our fap frustrations, I'll start.
>"Lesbian" porn has the girls fucking each other for all of 30 seconds before some guy comes in an they jump on his dick
>Obnoxious synth music in the background
>Webcam with single-digit framerate and/or some shitty radio playing in the background
>Cameraman won't shut the fuck up
>Fat girls are all either barely thick coeds or terrifying middle-age...
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>>25579787
>japanese censorship
it's like removing alcohol from an alcoholic beverage and still calling it an alcoholic beverage
>>25579787
>bald vaginas
Is really hard to find bushy girls, and we you do they usually are fat ugly bitches in amateur videos
>>25579787
When the girl makes a bunch of annoying ass 'oooohs' and 'ahhhs' before she's even gotten her clothes off. Shit drives me crazy. Like, please, shut the fuck up and save it for the sex.
>>25579850
This is insanely accurate. A Vodka Cranberry is just Cranberry Juice.
A relapse for me A relapse for you, maybe perhaps I wouldn't relapse if I was 2
Just got banned from /fit/ for 24 hours for posting a Tfw no 9/10 gf thread for fucks sake I swear on me mum I'll wreck them.
Where are my Stratford bros
I did it guys ;_; I managed to actually do it
>fat
>pimple faced
>wearing braces
>25
>KLV
>only hobbies include anime and masturbating to god damn vomit porn
>havent gone outside in a month and a half
>havent showered in 3
Well, prove im not a robot. PROTIP U CANT
>>25585876
Why are girls always into weird porn like vomit and gore?
No girls on 4chan, it's all a lie I tell ya
>>25585876
Find someone who is equally fat, pimple faced, and wearing braces.
Boom, just solved it for you.
>Is she refers to you as amigo, mate, pal or any variation on friend then there's zero chance she'll ever like you in a romantic way.
How much do you agree with this?
>>25585286
pshh. who cares is the more relevant question
>>25585286
Do people really do this? I mean confessing over text (or even confessing in general past the age of 15)?
that means she wants you to rape her. friend zone is a self constructed thing and you must become alpha to break free.
>1 year 2 months into relationship
>shes still to shy to kiss on the lips
what do, my fellow robots?
She thinks you're gay. Abort, abort!
Stop dating 15 year olds.
>>25585106
>1 year 2 months
really ?!
Are men horny all the time?
yes
source:me
As far as I have learned, yes. I genuinely didn't realize how much the average male cared about sex until I was an adult in a long-term relationship. For years and years I thought 4chan people were the weird ones who got horny all the time but now I realize that that's quite normal for men. It blows my mind.
Not all the time, mostly not.
Is Taylor swift a Stacey?
>>25583402
do think she's moved here now that /b/ is normie territory?
>>25583422
No clue. Honestly I bet she goes on tumblr now since she clearly is even more of a normie slut. She's also a feminist, remember.
>>25583439
Come on man. You can't believe all the feminist and normie shit. Every celebrity says their a feminist. It's good PR. She's one of us r-right?
who /5'7'/ here?
quite LITERALLY the worst height 2buj
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>>25582211
>Tfw in the red zone