Hey all
I'm honestly a total normie/chad who browses /sp/ at night at the end of the day, and I just stumbled upon this board by accident 3 days ago.
I literally had a 4,000 character two part post i was about to submit to some thread here about girl problems to try and talk with you guys and give you some advice, but i fucked up copy pasting it and lost half of it and got fed up with it because I'm a stupid fucking normie/chad.
Anyway, to summarize, I like you guys, I like people. I understand how a lot (not all) of you guys feel and if you guys...
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>>25661699
Chad may I have your Legos this is all I require.
>>25661740
I actually have the complete aquazone aqua raiders set looking at me right now. The one I posted plus the dozer and the little sub. I blew like 200 dollars on ebay for them as my christmas present to myself. I'll post a pic of em if you want.
I used to teach classes to kids in high school, so I have like 3 original mindstorms bricks + like 25 motors and battery boxes plus chords.
One of my favorite pieces I own is a lego solar panel.
I have like 3 boxes of 2'x3' plastic bins...
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>>25661964
Fuck yeah let's see em! Me and my guy are buying up a bunch of the pirates sets, military figures and tons of the basic brick, brick pattern and please blocks. Going to put together a huge fort and pirate army.
>tfw no ulo scratching, kamay washing, simbahan attending, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, parol hanging, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
FUCK OFF
ITS BEEN MONTHS
STOP
>>25661707
>not enjoying his consistency in a world of disappointing change
>>25661707
Ok, I'll stopas soon as I get a qtp2t filipina gf
this pic has a strong "hmm" factor
>>25661193
Jesus fucking christ those tits.
Who is she? Please, give me sauce on that tittymonster milf.
>>25661216
those titties are gigantic
>>25661216
Nancy Quill
> Be me in high school doing nofap
> About 1-2 weeks in
> At my boiling point, so hard and it's unbearable.
> On the reddit nofap sub, they say having sex doesn't reset your counter
> Sex is unavailable to me for obvious reasons, get a brilliant idea to do while home alone.
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You have much to learn, young wizard apprentice. First, you must learn that nofap is a lie and that no seed spilt to images of 2d girls is wasted.
Seed spilt on 3d women is wasted. Association with 3d women leads to material and sexual cuckoldry, masturbating to 3d porn leads to spiritual and mental cuckoldry.
The ONLY way to escape cuckoldry is to enter neetdom, accept the objective superiority of 2d, and disavow your attachment to the third dimension.
Cmon there has to be a more pathetic story than that.
>>25660260
Wow. I guess I win then.
How do you sustain a NEET lifestyle independently? Is it even possible without help from parents?
>>25658438
These sluts are polish, I know them. They are sisters.
I'm going full NEET this year, it's not easy.
You need to do a lot of up-front learning about investments and need to save and invest a large % of your income for years.
But after that, you're basically free.
www.earlyretirementextreme.com
>>25658438
>Pretend you're a girl online
>buy women's underwear
>cum on the crotch area
>sell them to cuckolds for hundreds of dollars
>tell them you masturbated in them
>????????
>profit?
This manlet is 5'5", he's been dating that girl for 4 years now, how the fuck does this happen?
>nice car
>probably big dick
>fun to talk to
>confident
>treats her like a princess
one or all of these
>>25710646
>treats her like a princess
literally the worst thing you can do. girls will only accept this if you have plenty of other things going for you.
>>25710609
he's not autistic like you
Most people here think all they'd need to get girls is looks, height and money but the real culprit is their crippling inability to socialize with other human beings.
Alright lads we playin or what?
Just set a trip, tell me where you want to start, name of your empire, and color.
Leggo
I mean I know this board is slow tonight but jeez... cmon people
Well I chose Germany, starting at 5 players as usual
Well, where is everyone damn it
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>>25710437
You're fucking kidding me. I've been waiting for four days now, refreshing the page every half an hour or so waiting for you to make a thread, hoping you would make one. And now you make one just as I go to bed.
Are women attracted to masculinity? I've seen lots of girls dating guys with effeminate features. Hairless faces, delicate skin, fashion-concerned lads are more likely to get girls than some guy with scars, beard or similar looks.
The guys you're describing are all middle aged men. Women in their 20s want men in their 20s. So yes, they want masculine men but young masculine men. Tall, has muscles, stubble, etc.
Masculinity is an outdated meme.
Same with femininity.
No one is attracted to either.
>>25710056
that guy's like a caricature of masculinity
real masculinity is a man who can support a family and raise children, not a wannabe tough guy biker
Which one would you rather be robots?
Ripped or swole
Would you rather be not fat or fat
>fat or fit
Fit, obviously
I guess swole. I wouldn't want to be either, though, I'd like to be ottermode.
Who /morbidlyobese/ here?
>tfw pushing 500lbs
>tfw haven't left my room in a week
>>25706459
can you do push ups? Providing that your front fat doesn't push you out of your arms reach when on the floor.
>>25706459
413 here. Its so exhausting
>>25706476
I don't know, and I don't have the motivation to try. It would be too hard to get back up after trying to flounder around doing that shit on the floor
I've gone on two dates with this girl already. Everything went fine and I was really happy and the texts we exchanged led me to believe that she was too. Now she sends me this bullshit tonight. What the fuck is this? Am I right in believing that this is an utterly thorough rejection, or could she possibly be telling the truth and might there be some hope for me? Abandon ship or stay the course?
>>25711715
Yes she's blowing you off. deal with it
Truth or not there's no point to pursue anything due to her 'busy' schedule.
Just say something like "alright, let me know when you want to / can spend some time together again" and leave it at that, pretend she doesn't exist.
>>25711715
Abandon ship mate. Save yourself the heartbreak and the money. Women who are still in school are a waste of time anyway.
Anyone know any good cheap hobbies? I lost interest in vidya a long time ago and that was all I did. All the other hobbies that I'm interested in I can't really afford. I'm going to kill myself if I can't find something that I enjoy doing that I can afford to dom
>>25708336
Fitness? I'm sure you can drop 10 bucks a month for a gym membership.
>>25708336
try out calligraphy
Google it, get a wide marker and start going
>>25708375
I already do extensive physical activities on Tuesdays and thursdays. I like it but don't really want to make a hobby out of it, thanks anyway anon I'll consider it if I get close to losing it.
>>25708376
I'm terrible at drawing and have an even worse handwriting and I don't really care too much for art, but I'll give this at shot. Maybe it will improve my handwriting at the very least. Thanks anon
>she will never spit on your face and crush your ballsack while you wear a pair of her soiled panties
>>25707370
>Why even live bros?
>>25707370
i'll never put it in her ass either, with her consent ofc.
>>25707370
never say never anon-kun
Answering your questions about health, but also other things. I am more resourceful than you know.
Report on your progress, for those of you who started something.
Fuck off, Nick, you normalfaggot cunt.
Getting fit won't fix our ugly faces.
>>25698852
>you normalfaggot cunt.
First, you don't know shit about me and assuming you do is the most "normie" crap you could ever do. I'm questioning your non-normality, because that was really dumb. I'm a certified "non-normie" but I resent using the term. By calling yourself something else, you may become it without truly be it.
That said, you're wrong. Getting fit does fix faces more than you realise.
Moreover, who the fuck cares?...
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>>25698928
Facial attractiveness is everything.
If you don't have these, you're fucked:
>big skull
>deepset eyes
>big jaw and chin
>big cheekbones
>straight and symmetrical nose
>tall (>6ft)
>wide shoulders (>20")
These are all masculine traits.
Only 1 of...
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poste you're waifu
fite me. she's perfect.
i'll marry her some day guys
hold up