What is it like to get a blowjob from a gril?
>>25824707
very fun.
I could allow myself to get a blowjob, I'm too ugly. Even if someone straight up asked me if they could, I'd say no. I can't imagine what it would be like to be sucking my dick, and look up and see my ugly ass face. It'd be too embarrassing.
90% of girls have no idea what to do when there is a cock in front of them. The other 10% are okay at it.
who has a disgusting room here? i want to see. show me your bedrooms robots
bump for interest wew
I would post but you guys might make fun of me
>>25824630
very interested. c'mon robots
Does a /suburban/ environment create robots? My family moved into a suburban area when I was an early teenager, and I quickly realized everyone had known each other since childhood and had their own cliques. They had their own culture, their own activities, and there were no alternatives. Combine that with having to drive to do anything and it was a recipe for isolation and loneliness for me.
I hypothesize that urban environments create less robots because there is more variety, more types of people, and more chances for interaction.I'm still in the suburbs...
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>>25823906
>big lawn
>can easily own dog
>safe nearly negro free neighborhood
>can night walk all without being hassled
sounds pretty comfy tbqh
>>25824429
>>can night walk all without being hassled
Not true where I live, there aren't even sidewalks. Nightwalks are a one way ticket to getting slammed by a truck or picked up by the police.
>>25823906
I grew up in a midwestern town.
High school class of 60 people. Everyone was friendly. No cliques or anything.
Everyone was from the same couple dozen or so familys. Everywhere you went people asked "Who was your dad?". Nobody held hands in the hallways, nobody in high school had sex.
My childhood was fucking amazing.
How the fuck could anybody consider this the greatest album ever? Don't get me wrong, it's not terrible, but even in it's relatively niche subgenre of low-fi folk punk there's better music.
You're a nigger who listens to shit music
>>25823804
Stupid hype, there are really just two good tracks. Teh first part of King of carrot flowers and in aeroplane over the sea ("how strange it is to be anything at all").
>>25823804
it's a meme you diporiginalblox
Guys I just lost my virginity and it happened in the most unexpected way. I swear this is 100% true. You can believe it's fake if you want.
>be me
>19
>have to drive home from college because I forgot some things
>staying home until tomorrow morning
>parents make me go to church
>we go up to the balcony
>a married couple comes upstairs and starts...
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>>25822596
>pushes me to the car and just starts rubbing my crotch
>boner growing rapidly
>she grabs it and gives it a twist and backs up
>The man started to talk, "Now my wife has grown a bit frustrated because my ED has gotten worse. We have agreed that occasionally she could find a man to enjoy."
>"And I chose you!" She said
>"I'm sure you understand what we're asking, are you interested?"
>hesitate
>I legitimately think about /r9k/
>how dissapointed would they be if I passed up a chance to lose my virginity?
>face obviously bright fucking red, heart going insane
>"Y-yeah sure"
>they tell me to wait for a white escalade to pull up behind my car then follow them
>we drive for a few minutes
>extremely expensive neighborhood
>next to the snobby golf club and everything
>we pull in to their driveway
>woman gets out and has this really slutty walk going
>starts to pull her skirt up as we enter the house
>revealing a really tight fitting silky thong, bright red
>the house was really nice
>probably cost more than I will ever earn in my life
>she exits down a hallway and tells me to follow her husband
>he sits me down in the living room and just stares at me from the seat across from the couch
>it got really uncomfortable
>I almost got up and left
>but before I could let that thought materialize the woman slides into the room in black lingerie
>she does a twirl
>it was really slutty, completely sheer, g string, one of those tops with the loose hanging parts like a whore-cardigan
>her breats were fuller than they looked earlier
>not bigger, but firmer, better
>she had nice puffy nipples
>her pussy seemed to be perfectly formed as she stood there
>it was a total innie
>a short patch of hair covered the top revealing only the labia
>suddenly boner is unbearable
>open up my pants
>>25822617
>dick slings into place
>"Wow you're excited aren't you?"
>she struts over and pulls my pants all the way off
>she grabs my calves and pulls
>I slide forward in the couch until she stops
>ass on the edge of the couch
>she starts to rub the inside of my thighs and slowly gets closer...
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>>25822663
>marriage growing sour
>he has serious heart issues
>already had 2 heart attacks
>probably will die within a year
>the sex with other men was his idea
>apparently it had been a topic he brought up for a few years
>she only recently bought in
>they don't have...
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>Go to insecam.org
>Find streams
Last thread got deleted for some reason. Here's the link to pic related, in Spain
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/269776/
>>25822552
Wait how does this work? Is it legal for companies to broadcast these? Or just in shitty countries like Spain
>>25822598
Apparently when people set up their cams it's public by default, and then people somehow find the cams and they upload them on this site. Some of the cams you can even click on and control, and generally if there's a password it will be username: admin and password: admin. This happens in the US too, I just recently saw a portland cam with winter sports going on.
>>25822598
it's cameras connected to the internet that have poor security on them
so you can just access them and see everything they see
How many times a day do you jerk off? be honest
>>25822252
>not doing /nofap/
>>25822252
almost never ..depression had seen an end to that
>>25822252
Haven't fapped in a few months.
How old were you when you realized that you don't want the girl but want to be the girl?
21 years old senpai then itransitioned
>>25822138
let me guess you're old thread got deleted right?
I realized I didn't want to be a male around age five, then just went on being female.
Women don't really care about penis size...right?
4x4.5 here
>>25820998
7x5.5
Doesnt look that big desu
>>25821056
Have you ever used it? Has a girl ever seen it?
>>25821112
Never used it.
There's an anime con coming soon in my city.
How can I get a qt 6/10 boyfriend that
> is a sweetheart I can build from the ground up
> is more cyborg than sperg
> will take my virginity and not dump me after getting his confidence up
Don't be fat.
Don't look at anime cons
Inb4 cancon
>>25817199
pls b london
also:
If you're grill: idk do cute shit and talk to guys and stuff
if you're a boy: dress up like a girl and do cute shit and talk to guys and stuff
>tfw IQ is 110
>tfw last time I got this test I got 112
>tfw brain hurt and was struggling really hard while doing this
>tfw people post about how easy this kind of stuff is
>tfw 110 might actually be a pretty easy score to get, as if you just send the test after question 20 you'll get 105 or something
>>25817189
link pls anon?
originale
>tfw 142 IQ
It's obviously not true though because they just want to sell their certificates and real tests take hours
>>25818494
It's basically a practice test, like doing 3 sections of the SAT before you take that.
>>25818291
iqtest.dk
>>25817189
110 is 75th percentile. It's not bad. You can be anything in life but a lawyer, physicist, doctor, mathematician, philosopher, engineer, or CEO (unless your parents are loaded). I mean if you have god tier work ethic you could become one of those, but you'd be in the...
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>be me in 7th grade
>gym class
>go outside to play soccer or whatever on the field
>stand in circle and listen to teacher's instructions
>black girl interrupts him and points at me
>asks if I'm in the right grade because I'm so small
>she says I look like I'm 5
>silence
>gym...
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>>25814321
This time in like 8th or maybe 7th grade I forgot
This girl (who was pretty ugly) that I was forced to sit with would talk shit about me and exclude me and shit like I was ugly
Like if she was handing out papers to the class she would grab the paper on the the end and place it quick as possible just in case I don't know I accidentally touched her or some shit
I don't even really know why I don't think I was that ugly back then
It all evend out though because she got cancer and I'm...
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>>25814321
>>25814626
7th grade seemed hard for everyone
>>25814321
Fucking middle school, black kids grinded me up.
First time I ever had to defend myself verbally was there.
>cafeteria
>7th grade
>cliq grouping lunch tables are introduced
>have to find a place to sit
>at this point I hadn't really had to worry about not knowing the people who I sat with yet, I didn't know the evils little fuckers did
>singled out almost immediately after
>they start 'bussin' on each other and it gets to me minding my own business
>they had me gone,
>lanky looking turtlish kid, highwater slacks that rose above my ankles
>in an embarrassed daze I tried to spit out a comeback
>I tried to take his formula of derision and replicate his ebonics at the same time,I guess things don't change, sociopathic mimicry is something that develops early on
>"well, you the one that's always bussin. Yea, that be you"
>It wasn't pin drop silence like a movie in the whole room, but the table went quiet enough for me to know I shot myself in the foot with the best rifle an autist could buy
I HATE THEM, THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS.
I SHOULD HAVE SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS.
Let's have an unlikely /r9k/ sex thread.
Share stories, memories, experiences or lack thereof. All sexualities and fetishes welcome.
>pic semi related, a hyper-idealised version of a girl whosehandI onceheld.
>girl invites me to her friends house to drink
>bought me vodka cruisers that tasted like car cleaner
>need to take enormous shit suddenly
>excuse myself for an awkward 10 or so minutes
>make out with girl on couch while shitty horror movies play
>even her mouth tastes like gross vodka
>she's pissed im not drunk
>she goes...
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>>25814305
did her name start with A?
>>25814305
I wrote it out once before but the gist is I gave into my tranny fetish, dropped $200 on the table and was sucking "her" off and she farted.
Total boner/mood killer because it stank like a total fatty/meaty guy fart, it was so strong.
Left 60 seconds later without my money.
90s thread.
>>25828736"Looking for Baal?"
any one remember this candy?
>>25828736
Only 90's kids will remember these babies
Elliot spent a year and a half of his life planning and preparing for a mass murder, all the while no one seriously suspected a thing.
Do you think you could spot someone who was planning a mass murder?
>>25827791
I don't actively look because I'm not hired by a government bureau, who the fuck would waste the time and effort?
>I have the same shirt as Elliot
FUCK
>>25827924
>me too
oh my fucking god