How and where do i make online friends?
>>25828746
IN MY ASSSSS
>>25828746
Vidya games?
on 4chan, squid friend
If you had a pill that could kill you in a painless way, by going to sleep...would you take it?
>take pill
>tired
>close eyes
>die
>tell god I was just resting my eyes
>>25828595
Ov corze.
I was just thinking about suicide, so, yes
Why didn't the McPizza really take off? It probably was better than the $5 Hot and Ready from Little Ceasars and would make an ideal appetizer.
Did anyone ever have the McPizza? Did it make all your dreams come true?
I feel like black people would hate it but they can get fish sandwiches instead.
Bottom line, I like eating at McDonalds and like pizza too.
I had it once as a kid but I don't remember if it was good or not.
Looks delicious to be honest
Well actually there's a reason that the $5 Hot N Ready from Little Caesar's took off and the McPizza didn't and that's because the McPizza just couldn't compete with the great deals, only at Little Caesar's.
>tfw working 40 hours a week at a call center
Where my call center robots at? How miserable are you?
>>25828435
I did it for six months, I have no idea how people can do it for years.
>>25828462
Because they get stuck in a rut of working there and trying to find another job always sucks
It's the thing I'm afraid of most
i enrolled people into medicare for about 6 months for united healthcare, that was enough for me to see that call center jobs are a fucking joke
>be 27 y/o semi beta
>gf (Abigail) since 09
>moved in together in 2010
>loved eachother
>nice enough house
>two bathrooms, no bath in the house
>was going to settle down and have kids
>$32.37 an hour in accounting
>every week me and bro since pre school drink a few beers and watch the footy (ausfag,...
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>yelled "what the fucking fuck"
>Jake kind of opens his eyes
>sees me
>realises me
>standing at his door
>I'm gobsmacked
>can't fucking belive this is happening to me
>"dude I'm so Fucking sorry"
>I have a temper
>this is way over the fucking line
>walk out and slam his door
>realise no what the fuck
>shitty doors
>punch hole one in door
>"shit. Cunt!"
>think hulk smash
>lunge at door with elbow expecting to break through awesomely
>hole only goes from my elbow to my shoulder
>fuck off out of there before I kill him
>drive home
>try to process this
>it's 4:30ish am
>sit in living room and balst some pink floyd
>morning comes
>I haven't cooled down
>trying to figure out what the fuck I should do
>order coffe at McDonald's
>drive to the,I guess you Americans call it a mall
>walking around for around 20 minutes looking for I don't even know what
>rebel sport (ausfag sport store)
>ding ding ding
>fork out 180 dollars for a baseball bat
>not a shitty aluminium one
>sickest Fucking smile on my face walking to my car carrying a bat in a plastic bag
>drive to "friends" house
>peek through front window
>they're drinking tea or coffee at the dinner table
>Sarah is obviously upset
>I already know what's happening in there
>leave bat at door, open door
>"hey buddy, look I'm sorry. It didn't mean anything, we were drunk. You're my bro!"
no faggot not this time I know what you're like
>"come outside"
>I walk out, Abigail and Sarah say no, thinking I'm going to fight him
>lol no this isn't 5th grade
>bat=1969 Chevrolet camero
>jakes baby
>front passenger window
>he's yelling at me to fuck off
>hehe
>tell him to fuck off or I'll break his leg
>does
>continue to bat molest his most prized possession
>she's crying, he's crying, they're crying
>fuck you
>threw the bat at the rest of the front windshield
>I probably looked retarded beating the shit out of it
>this was two weeks ago
>got a new place, far away inthe gold coast
>this place has a bath
>sunburnt
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This story is based. You're not a beta though
Wait, why did your gf cheat on you? Did you ever get an explanation? Why would she stay at your fucking friend's house and not try to explain anything at all to you?
What's it like to live on your own? Please just tell me...
>wake up today
>parents are rudely yelling and smashing shit in the kitchen loud as fuck
>dad getting ready for work
>starts yelling to me about some shit
>he distracts me while I'm running up the stairs and I stub my toe hard as fuck
>he says he's leaving
>forgot something at...
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i'm in the same boat
only i work full time and the brief lovely few hours of relaxation i get during the week is completely ruined by my parents constantly making noise
i can't even write any music with the environment like this
gonna move out in ten more weeks though, so once i do i'll post a thread and hopefully you'll see it
I wanna know what it's like too
NORMAL DAY, NORMAL DAY!!! :
>wake up
>can't wake up.png
>wake me up please
>can't fucking wake up.wav
>please I beg you wake me up
>not even hell can't wake me up.ogg
>I will never ever ask you to anything for me again, just WAKE ME UP PLEASE, PLEASE WAKE ME UP!!!!!
>no.wav.jpg.png.gif.ogg.txt
I...
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>>25828044
Christ you get to leave you are one lucky fuck
I'm trying to figure out how to kill my mom and make it look like an accident
>15
>Live in an apartment
>Bed is right next to the window
>Decide to fap
>Fap
>Realize that the window is open
>mfw
did that once and my neighbors laughed at me. oh well life goes on
>>25827951
I'm 19 now by the way.
>>25827951
Are you still 15 now?
Seriously, is there a bigger redflag in general than having tattoos?
they basically denounce how degenerate, imature and prone to make stupid decisions you're
>>25827749
A woman with tattoos is like a guy who shaves all his body hair, including pubic hair.
>>25827749
But still if you got tatoos you get to be in their "group" i mean people with tatoos interact differently with each other than with normies, its like the feeling between 2 bald guys, they have something in common, something to share, and that makes their social interaction different since they feel closer to each other.
>>25827859
What's wrong with shaving pubic hair?
NO NO NO NO NO NO
SHE FUCKING HAD IT CUT OFF
FUCKING SHIT NO
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WANT T FAKE PUSSY?
IS NOTHING SACRED?
pics or gtfo family
Because that's the real end goal of any trans/trap?
u fkn wot m80
I'm surprised it took this long if true.
>>25827627
Proof now, OP. This is important.
>good conversation in thread
>woman posts
>all discussion ends
>everyone tries to get her attention with lame jokes
>they try to get contact
>actual posts get ignored
this is the real, non-meme reason for "no girls on the internet"
and why we need the "femanon" posting to stop
claiming you are a femanon should be a bannable offense
>>25827558
It would help if this board actually stuck to saying "fuck women" for more than ten minutes instead of orbiting the first vagina that appears
>>25827558
>good conversation in thread
>woman posts
>all discussion ends
>everyone tells her to gtfo and never come back
>they call her a /slut/whore/bitch/cunt
>actual posts get ignored
Fixed it for ya.
War is truly the human race's natural state
it builds character, gives purpose, advances technology and motivates progress
war has shaped history
it has made and unmade nations and empires
it has created heroes and redeemed nobodies
as war decreases, degeneracy increases
war has been and will be, humanities finest hour and most useful tool
For a while, I really wanted to get into fighting shape than get over to Kurdistan to join the YPG. But it turns out they basically just use western recruits for photo ops, no combat duty whatsoever. There aren't any wars available to the average American.
t. somebody who has never been to war
>>25827530
you're probably right about that but OP never implied anything contrary to what you're implying
>walk into bedroom
>see this
What do you do, robot?
That look tells MW I'm in the wrong room
>>25827408
Remove pixelation
Pound cooch
>>25827439
>pic related starts happening
What do you do?
Say you know a qt gril that has told you before that she frequently goes on 4chan.
Would you tell her you go on /r9k/?
i would not want anything to do with a girl that goes on 4chan desu
you have to be pretty fucked up not to be repulsed by this place and everyone reading this post knows this
>>25827247
Not sure, depends if she told me what boards she went on, If she was like oh just /ic/ and /mu/ and was a normie there's no way haha
>>25827706
Becuse i like /ic/ and /mu/ too and i couldnt spoil findinh a qt who likes art and music like me by telling her im a robot.
;(
WARNING: DEPRESSING SONGS AHEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhZvDJ2opsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWkd4TbZEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLCBg3Ssq6A
If you were more sad about Alan Rickman than David Bowie, you're a normie.
I want to fug Allison
>>25826790
>If you were more sad about Alan Rickman than David Bowie, you're a normie.
nah normies loved Bowie.
At least Snape was a pretty robot character
>>25826790
Normies actually dont give a fuck... They just pretend to do to gain social points from other normies.