God made the mistake of tormenting me too much. Now he has nothing to hold against me.
>>25873201
Then why are you still on here edgeposting, go make your dreams a reality
>>25873523
I have no dreams. Only nightmares.
Weeb faggots lmao.
1. Your cunt
2. Could I pass as a local in your country
you could pass as a local faggot, for sure
You could almost pass for a skinhead in Finland
U wot m8
il hook u rite in the gabber
>Have two fuck buddies
>Can only have sex once a week because back is fucked
>Why even be Chad anymore
>have two fuck buddies
>wake up
>>25873154
can you please explain to the spergs on this board how sex is overrated and wont fix their shitty lives
>>25873181
I DON'T CARE ABOUT SEX I WANT COMPANIONSHIP AND INTIMACY AND ROMANCE AND TRUST
>nice aeriolas
>your body is crazy
>is that really what it looks like?
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Any Robots here who have taken Mushrooms or LSD?
What was your experience? Would you advise against it?
I'm thinking of trying to get both on my hands as I'm just at that point where I just wanna get really fucked up. Hopefully my kush dealer can get me this shit.
Tfw you really want to try looking LSD, mushrooms, or, DMT once. However, you are to neet to acquire them.
>>25873118
Schrooms are awesome but do it with friends if you have any its much more fun. LSD is stronger and you need a whole weekend to get over it mentally and physically
>>25873165
I remember a friend of mine telling me he just fucking asked people passing in Sainsbury's if they sold weed. You could do that, though a less retarded way is just go to college and you'll bound to find weed dealer and most likely he can get you that shit.
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Antidepressants have fucking horrible side effects and don't even work for most people. I definitely agree that it's awful how quickly they're prescribed in the US.
I feel like doctors go "hey, we have a patient diagnosed with depression, should we run blood tests on him? Should we measure his hormones and thyroid? Should we test for vitamin and mineral deficiencies? Nah, let's just give him a script for Zoloft, since we make more money off prescriptions anyway."
Reminds me of something Frenchie said when I told him I've been taking a lot of benzos.
Don't you only get those when you STOP taking antidepressants?
Guys, I think I fucked up
>hang around in class, browsing internet on my phone and listening to music on my earphones
>normie classmates invite me to a party next week to celebrate some stacies birthday
>say ''yes''
>immediately regret my decision
>only know like 2 people that will be there
>think they invited me out of pity
>party is...
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>>25872986
haha this post is a joke right OP
>>25873067
no, why would it be a joke?
I don't want to fucking go, but if I don't show up, people would start to ask me questions, and that will show off how much of a fucking shut-in autist I am. I want to continue my studies without being bullied for the rest of the year.
>>25872986
Just take an uber home...sit in the corner drink a beer. Than every 30 minutes go out and smoke a cig. Hopefully someone will talk to you.
Who else having /sardmemes/ for supper?
What's your brand?
How should one eat/prepare dines?
Please stop this. Chicken tendies are both cheaper by weight and much better tasting.
Women, Be honest. All you care about is looks, wealth, and status.
>>25872861
Yeah so what
All what men care about is sex
>>25872894
Then why do men stay in marriages where they haven't gotten laid in years and the woman is out cheating because she's "bored" and won't let her husband touch her?
If this weren't true I'd have a girl by now.
What does /r9k/ think about the UK finally banning that sexist and racist "Donald Trump" asshole?
>>25872753
They haven't even bannend Muslims "Brits" who joined ISIS from coming back and entering the UK. And now they debated banning Trump.
UK is just so sad. From ruler of the world to everyone's bitch boy.
How the mighty have fallen.
>'TIS done - but yesterday a King!
And arm'd with Kings to strive -
And now thou art a nameless thing:
So abject - yet alive!
>>25872753
Didn't they ban Tyler the Creator too?
What a bunch of liberal fruitcakes.
>>25872859
Yep.
Worst bit is they banned him 5 months ago for lyrics on Goblin (I think), yet he's toured multiple times in the UK since the release of the album.
There's literally no worse fate than being a black beta male.
>white girls, whom I'm most attracted to, only want some macho Chad
>the few white girls who do like black guys only want alpha thug Tyrone
>black and Hispanic girls also only want Tyrone
>on the off chance you do manage to get a date, the girl is disappointed you're not a hypermasculine fuck machine with a 12-inch dick
Feel with me, blackbots.
>>25872749
work out. you're a nigger so your genetics must not be THAT bad
>>25872749
why is he wearing the french flag
>>25872749
As a fellow black beta male, your best option in life is to give up on relationships and getting laid. It's a waste of time.
Focus on achieving your goals and dreams and shit and one day when you're successful you can fuck stacies and then kick them out.
Why is subway such a NEET approved food?
Thinking about going for the first time today. What should I get lads?
>hide neetkek threads
>don't reply to neetkek threads
>sage
>insult neetkek if he persists
Didn't read, only came to tell you that you are a disgusting peanut-puffer.
>>25872663
It's a beautiful hand-crafted meal prepared for you by a trained Subway sandwich artisan. It's fast food, but it's healthy, made with the freshest ingredients. Why wouldn't it be aprooved by anyone?
>>25872663
How old are you? How come you've never been there? Its [current year] ffs
What are you eating for lunch, r9k? Why are you not eating sardines?
>>25872613
I had a banana with peanut butter.
>>25872639
I like bananas with powdered peanut butter. Good meal choice, anon.
>>25872639
I had toast with peanut butter. I wanted to put sliced banana on top but decided to save it for later.
To the white people here, why do your women look like men? I honestly have trouble telling white women apart from white men honestly, aside from them having long hair and sometimes having breasts. How do you white femanons feel knowing that you look like guys?
>>25872532
I have trouble telling blacks apart from silver back gorillasYou want to racebait. Fine. Here's some bait for you.
lol what
Nk
>>25872593
I'm serious, a lot of hollywood actresses look like men. Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Helena Bonham Carter, Gillian Anderson, etc.
How painful is death by seeping pills?
>>25872505
probably pretty bad
>>25872505
Well the panic attacks come first. You heart starts racing and you start shaking. You are hit with instant regret and there is nothing you can do. You than collapse on the floor, unable to move, while your body starts convulsing and you start foaming at the mouth, suffocating on your own vomit. You than slowly die , with your heart pounding and puke dripping down your face.
Every method of suicide is painful mentally. You immediately regret it once it's too late