Young american robot, have you signed up for selective service yet? It's required by law y'know.
You wouldn't want to be.. put in prison for up to five-years now would you? Come on NEETs, get up and make ol' Uncle Sam proud!
It's quick, it's easy, it's the Law.
>tfw you filled out the form nearly a decade ago and nothing happened
>>25876306
That's a good MAN! Ready to put your life and soul on the line for defending your homeland, Uncle Sam thanks you!
You have nothing to offer any gril
that's a nice burg
I have a small dick and a couple hundred bucks in the bank. Is that not enough?
burg
What are you looking forward to this year?
final fantasy 15
persona 5
overwatch
the international 6
kanye west - SWISH
my suicide on december 31st if things aren't better
Une petite amie.
10 Cloverfield Lane
Pleas anon, just one (You) is all I ask for.
(you) fo you
>>25876009
Y-you're gonna be alright anon. We all are. I love you, please remember that.
>>25876009
there you go anon, I'm here all night if you wanna talk
>So Anon, what do you do in your spare time?
think about killing myself while listening to vaporwave
>>25875594
sir i'm in that mood litrolley right now
https://haircutsformen.bandcamp.com/
>>25875666
damn nigga das some good taste
You do know that if you weren't so afraid of what other people thought of you and just acted like yourself, then you wouldn't be so depressed right?
When I act like myself and become a little bit more confident and less depressed and hopeful, literally almost instantly it is snatched away and I am proven wrong. Why bother being let down over and over again? :-)
What others think of me is vital.
Without others, I'll be alone. And if I'm alone, I'll go insane. Like I'm doing now.
>>25875541
Look on the bright side. Nobody can even touch your level of cuntiness.
Are there any good diagrams that will show me the best ways to go about shooting myself? I have a 12ga shotgun, only one target load shell, but the barrel is too long to just hold up under my jaw. I have no idea what kind of angle or position I should even be in. I was thinking I could lay back against a tree and use my foot to pull the trigger, but that seems somewhat iffy.
I just don't want to end up surviving.
Even if you end up fucking it up, you'll probably end up a vegetable and they'll turn you off in the hospital.
So really, who cares?
String around toes and trigger. Gun in mouth or you'll survive.
Just saw off the fucking barrel you moron. You're so pathetic you can't even figure out how to properly kill yourself.
Could we have a meme magic thread? They help me calm my anxiety. I don't have the science about it but basically you type a wish(within reason) and grant other peoples and in turn they grant yours. It creates a new plane of existence or something idk
>>25875404
I want to be slightly happier tonight, gonna watch the hobbit while playying m+b after I lift, upper today.
I know its shit compared to lotr, but Im watching all 6 movies in the next few days.
Should be fun, benching 205 for 4 sets of 6, doing some pull ups and OHP, and some rows to.
Just wanna get a little happiness. Dunno where it should come from
>>25875507
Granted, remember to watch your form anon
IT IS THE POWERS THAT MEME
best sites to buy water pipes?
bongs or bubblers are fine
>low budget
>don't want to spend any more than 20 GBP
>cheaper = better (as long as it's not made from tin-foil and plastic)
> found some for 15, does this look like a good price?
>first glass
the one for 15
http://www.smokeday.com/bubblers/5-glass-bubbler.html
Just make a gravity bong
>>25875444
tired of making make-shift, hobo like bottle bongs or smoking out of tins. When i started smoking it was fine because although joints waste weed and smoking plastic/ aluminium is dangerous i was only doing it once a month or so, but for the past month i've been smoking atleast twice a week and i don't want to waste weed on joints and don't want to put my health at risk with home-made bongs
>early 20s
>short
>balding
>chubby
Literally is there any hope for me or should I just hang myself today? Already have a rope and everything.
If there is, what should I do?
how should i kill myself r9k pls help
>>25875747
On live stream tbqh family
start lifting
go to /fit/
improve your life?
things change if you give a shit
why is it that every time a girl talks about being super depressed, super anxious, shy, etc
99% of the time, they ALWAYS have a better social life than I do?
it's almost insulting, because I can't even talk about it without looking like a faggot (unless it's on an anonymous imageboard)
Lol lol get rekt faggot
>>25875229
>implying you talk to girls
>implying you are not a faggot
>>25875256
then there's /b/-tier responses like this
where are the legit shut-ins that actually have avoidant personalities?
Another convo thread becuase last one was nice.Just friendly talk with other anons and post feels or advice anything goes.
>Be black
>Know people both black amd white people but they makes fun of me
>They say my voice is pasty or not black
>Can't fit in with either groups since they just make fun of me based on race
>Tfw white people say I look like I spend all day fapping to gay hentai
>Tfw...
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>>25875158
Speak with your diaphragm OP. you'll get greater volume, resonance, and tonal depth. Use your authority voice
>>25875258
Can you explain how to talk with my diaphragm pls
>>25875360
Your diaphragm is situated near your solar plexus. Idk how to explain it really, but make your breath come from your gut, not your chest or throat. You'll feel it in your abdomen if you do it right.
So, feminism is on a whole new level in this shit, which i find very disturbing and insulting to the books(which by the way are written by a guy and don't even have a trace of feminism in them while literally every woman on the show is opressed by evil men). The west is fucking doomed. This is just beyond sad and it is just starting. First there was ghostbusters and now this. I would have been fine with it if the feminists actually produced their own content, but actually take good stuff and warp it to match their views. Why can't men take Sex and the city and turn...
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white men getting btfo in 2016
>>25875134
8.2 rating in IMDB. They are getting BTFO and they enjoy it.
>>25875096
>every woman on the show is opressed by evil men
How tho? Is it something I can fap to or get kekels from?
>tfw just let in some cold fresh air by opening the window for 5 minutes
>now snuggled under thick winter blanket and additional silk blanket
>freshly showered body feeling maximum comfy
How are you guys doing?
Also post some comfy music and images
Why is nobody posting in my thread? Is it because the catalog is broken? :(
>>25875083
>tfw winter
>tfw can't hoop outside
>only indoor court is like an hour away, is full of little shits running around like retards and I'm too fucking lazy to go there
>still humid from yesterday
>not hot enough to turn the a/c on yet, but still awkwardly warm in my room
>no point showering until later to be freshest
I hate Australia.
I'm on snapchat and this girl is coming onto me, she has a boyfriend and he's in the British Army. Long Story short she wants the dick and I am actively denying her it.
Am I doing the right thing or am I just cucking myself for my country?
Picture related
dont let whores be whores PLEASE
You're doing good anon.
Although her bf may very well be a Chad, just remember that men aren't the enemy, woman are.