Consider the following scenario:
>meet a random person, say at a bookstore
>enjoy a good conversation about some bullshit
>things are going great, so casually proposition them to stick a finger up your butt
>"oh no worries, i brought protection" *whips out latex gloves*
Would any sane person go for this? Women do much worst, they allow men to stick their dirty penises into them and literally cum, like that's okay!
What...
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>>25934166
if I enjoyed anal sex and the random person was good looking, I would definitely do that
>>25934166
>meet a random person, say at a bookstore
I don't think that's possible. You are really unaware of how things work in the real world. Things like that just don't happen. And if you look for them you being a sperg will make it uncomfortable.
>>25934166
Because secularism tbqh
"small penises that cum quick are a blessing in disguise."
>>25934159
I really love beta males, There is something in men that can't defend themselves that really makes me horny as fuck.
I want to settle down with one of them, have his children and be loyal to his insecure and unmanly being.
>>25934182
WENCH.
>>25934182
Were you a woman, I would worship you.
r9k is funny. We have everything from angsty teenagers to middle-aged kisskless virgins living in their parents' basements, to successful working people who just can't seem to function as well as they would like.
I'm a mix of those three categories, being a medically disabled 24 year old with qualifications to get numerous jobs. I have had girlfriends. I have attended - and run - parties. I've been somewhat chad-like, sometimes courting several women at once, though still a robot, because I'll make the full move despite having done everything...
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>>25934061
You know what be nice right now?
Some baked salmon with a creamy dill sauce
we overflow with blessings
>>25934085
god damnit
I forgot that /b/ leaks into here quite a bit.
>>25934061
>I'm chad but still robot.
I don't really want to start a retarded argument but you just don't fit the basic definition of being a robot
who /shutin/ here?
I don't leave my dorm for anything other than class and food. Don't have any friends here.
>>25934006
Same here, friendo.
Everything's going to be okay.
I don't leave my apartment for anything except the grocery store once a week. 0 friends.
Good morning wagecuck, another day another dollar. Just one more day for those "2 days off" where most of saturday you will be running errands then on sunday you will be dreading work on monday. So why havn't you become neet yet?
>>25933950
FUCK OFF ITS fucking 3 am can you please just not FOR A COUPLE FKCUNING HOURS???
>>25933950
How do I get the neet bux? Plz respond
>>25933986
should't wagecucks be in bed?
>mfw my mom says I will get a gf some day
>>25933943
>tfw she says she likes me
>>25933976
Do you mean your mom?
>>25933943
>mfw my mom talks about how she knows i'll get married and give her grandkids
Sure we're all lonely, social awkward fucks but not all of us were born that way. Where are the robots born "normal" but turned? And what turned you?
>I was normal till my mom starting beating me and abandoned me.
>Search for that love from other women.
>Fall in love.
>She cheats and abandons me.
>They just keep living their own lives, without me.
>Just keep keepin'...
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>>25933879
we carry scars, but we just wanted to love.
>>25933879
iktf;_;this is an original comment
Your still normal.
These problems you faced have just turned you into a special snowflake.
Hey /r9k/ I have a problem and I'm looking for some advice.
Today, my college girlfriend said she wanted to break up with me because I'm a Trump supporter.
The beginning of this week I put a Trump poster on my door. When she first noticed it on Tuesday, I jokingly told her I did it ironically, to annoy a Bernie supporter on the same dorm floor that had done the same. There was no way she believed it though, I mean who would right? I guess she didn't say anything then because she had plausible deniability or whatever.
Today, somehow we started...
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If you guys can help me out with this, I'll post all the nudes I have of her tomorrow.
>>25933364
If she genuinely believes ending a relationship because of a political stance is logical she probably isn't worth your time.
>>25933364
Get a cheap suit and orange wig try to look like trump when you show up.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! I completely fucked up big this time, guys. I accidentally killed my girlfriend's dog.
She had this blonde German Shepard which she would leave with me to babysit whenever she went out of town.
But the other night, I was playing with it and couldn't help but noticed it's cunt. For some reason I got this idea of sticking my finger in there and playing around, which got me a little bit in the mood. I thought to myself that I should try everything at least once in my life, like my dad would advise. So I pulled down my pants and stuck...
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>>25933278
>What do, /adv/
>/adv/
Stopped reading right there.
OP you fucked your gf's dog to death and came on its corpse. I wish to be 1/16 of the man you are one day.
get out of there, cut contact with everyone
you could get thrown in jail and convicted of animal cruelty m8
If you don't wear glasses you are not a robot.
>>25932976
Why not famigo?
I agree, shame that wearing fake glasses is a thing.
>>25932976
Being ugly and/or fat is worse than wearing glasses.
>started playing dota 2
>haven't played since wc3 days
>dota 6.something maybe?
>anyway
>played three matches vs humans so far
>haven't lost one
who else /fear of losing/
i know its coming
quit while you're ahead. the game sucks and you wont be winning 10 mil
t. 6k loser faggot
>>25932546
i can only play support because its low pressure
i don't want to worry about farming and staying on curve, i just want to wander around and cause trouble and spend my money on wards and a flying donkey, mekanism, and that ring
Dont get too absorbed in this game, quit while you can. It is highly addictive, i wasted 3k hours so far and that is actually nothing compared to some others.
When is the last time somebody hugged you?
>>25931929
a long time anon, can i have one?
>>25931929
i dont remember.
original.,,k
a few days agoand it was a girl
>tall "robots"
>white "robots"
There's literally no excuse for whities and tallfags to ever complain about being "robots".
White men are highly sought by all races of women from every society.
Tall men are attractive in all societies.
>>25931797
fuck off niggerthisisanoriginal comment
>>25931797
This probably isnt the guy you should've used to prove your point
>>25931797
I
keep
getting
told
i
look
like
Adam Driver.
Time for a comfy dream thread, share your dreams and talk about what each others dreams mean
Obviously I'm going to share mine from last night otherwise I wouldn't have even made this thread
>At my parents house in Austin
>Nuclear apocalypse just happened
>Nuke has dropped on Austin
>Soon see a bright flash from my glass slide door
>Huddle together with my parents and cry as that side of the house is...
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>be me
>be in old house in virginia I used to live in
>late at night
>get up and walk around
>see odd paintings and lights flickering
>really start to wtf in my dream
>walk down stairs and hear footsteps
>see something through the side window panel at front door
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My dreams are too blurry/fast for me to grasp them
Could only lucid dream twice my whole live
First time I did nothing
Second time I woke up because of excitement
>At my parents house
>My two childhood dogs who I love more than any person are viciously attacking me
>They are really biting me badly
>kick one of them in the face
>it limps away and falls down
>feel wicked bad
pic related my puppers :(
>3weeks in
>Still no steam friend to play video games
>Still no anime friend to watch anime
>Still no suicidal friend to talk about death with
>J U S T
Any weebs that actually have friends here?
Weebs aren't real you know..
>>25930899
P O S T
O
S
T
S T E A M L I N K
>wish i had friends
>add people from r9k
>remove them 24h later because i'm too anxious