ITT it's 2008
godly quins inb4 mods ban me lol desu
>>26066666
nice quints fampai.
>>26066666
Quints desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
Will I go to hell if I use hormones to make myself more feminine?
I hate myself as a man, all I want out of life is to be pretty.
Post a pic and I'll let you know if you'll be passable.
OP, you do whatever feels right. If you think you were born a woman, then god dammit you're a woman. You might as well do it now or you'll regret it down the road. Be the prettiest woman you can be!
You won't pass, enjoy being some ugly ass tranny and killing yourself
I just got back from McDonald's and feel like a piece of shit.
There is a McD's right by my apartment that I go to often. I went there earlier today and got a Quarter Pounder & Cheese, a bacon chicken snackwrap, and a McChicken jr. After work I was craving it all over again and ended up stopping by the drive-thru again.
I was pretty worried the same girl at the first window would still be on shift so I put on a winter hat and put the collar of my jacket up. When I drove up with my exact same order as earlier she was there to take my money.
She...
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>>26066647
>Anyway, aside for just sharing one of the worst and most embarassing moments of 2016 so far I was wondering how you would have reacted and responded to the cashier's remark.
I probably wouldn't have been in that situation because I'm not a disgusting mcdonalds-eating slob
>>26066647
a-anon...pls stop eating fast food like this. You're going to end up obese and have a heart attack.
I know that feel, and I used to be like you anon
try /r/keto
changed my life, now I go through drive throughs and I get double bacon cheese burgers on lettuce wraps and I am still losing weight. it's fucking awesome.
are we posting in the twilight of 4chan's lifespan?
>>26066508
Pretty much. The death of the "back to R*ddit" meme is pretty much an Open Immigration Policy.
It's time to move on to greener pastures. The 'net is an infinite frontier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyO2xuI1qI&t=14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyO2xuI1qI
>>26066508
No, 4chan was just as cancerous 5 years ago.
In 2021, there will be anons saying how they missed the golden ages of 2014-2016, despite it being mediocre. Nostalgia influences peoples' opinions heavily.
>>26066654
No it's been especially terrible these last few years.
However it's slowly improving with the dwindling population. Certain boards are slowing down and that's just the way I like it.
>pretty girl is nice to me
>instantly think its an elaberate ruse to humiliate me
anyone else know this feel?
>>26042450
You set yourself up when you instantly assume some girl being nice to you means she wants your dick dummy.
Befriend her and get her to hook you up.
>>26042475
I already consider exchanging a few words as nice. Also, noone would want sex with me
You dont know shit familia
>nonstop positive comments about my apperance
>think its pity or that im being mocked
>girls stare at me
>same thing
>girls innitiate conversation with me
>trust issues kick in immidieatly
>girls make out with me, basically forcing themselves onto me
>sperg out, think im being played
I...
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>instructor tells us to email him a song that describes your life with lyrics
>just randomly pick dogs by pink floyd for no particular reason
>he plays the songs on a playlist on spotify out loud in class and all of it is normie shit until it gets to mine
>have to sit there and endure 17 minutes of normalfucks complain about my choice
why the fuck do they make us do shit like this /r9k/
i just want to live alone and not have to interact with other people
at this point you might as well just have said echoes or soycd both halves. fuck normies and their retarded music. You did the right thing anon.
>>26066374
>Just randomly pick dogs by pink floyd
>Just randomly
You sure about that?
Should've picked Dopesmoker tbqhwyf
Why haven't you found your soulmate yet?
Because soulmates don't actually exist. Isn't it a bit early for Valentine's Day shilling anyway?
Why hasn't my soulmate found me yet?
>>26066263
Because hopeless NEET loser girls are very rare.
Bro I hate to break it to you but if you're over 25 years old and you're still a virgin there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is a pretty fair place. If you're 25 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. You're probably some kind of creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. Just look in a mirror lol. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. People will tell you to...
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>>26065645
>Girls can sense these things man.
That's why 50,000 women are raped every single year in the United States. Their little "Spider Sense" and creep paranoia sure helped them out there didn't it.
PREAXH BROTHER NOW CAN I GET A BOOM ROASTED?
>virgin
>you're probably a racist
Does not compute
>"Money don't buy happiness!You can be happy without money!"
>>26065592
Lies spread by rich people who have never been poor.
>>26065592
You can be happy without money, it's just a lot harder.
>live in luxury
>have indoor swimming pool
>surrounded by vast empty space, ever reminding you of the emptiness of your life
>rich as fuck
>still no friends, no gf, nothing to live for
All arguments against transsexuals are really stupid
>They look weird
Not a valid reason for hating a person.
>They mutilate themselves
Their body, their choice. Doesnt affect you.
>Jewish brainwashing
No amount of persuasion will make you cut your dick off it is something you either want to do or you dont.
>Fetish
Hormone replacement therapy zaps your sex drive. If you were doing it for a fetish you would regret it after the first...
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Do you really care what /r9k/ thinks of you?
You're right on most points but
>mental illness.
Hormone therapy/sex change doesn't improve things as much as people think
>drain on economy
The way society is I bet taxpayers will have to pay
>>26064266
>this is 2016
I want this meme to die.
Any of you guys joined the french foreign legion or thought about it?
No, because I can't do 2 pushups, I don't want to die for Mr. Shekelstein's interests, and it feels better to sit at home and play vidya all day while eating junk food and jerking off to hentai.
>Not allowed to choose which regiment you want to join unless you've excelled in everything and are the top 1% of your group.
>Travel overseas to become a killing machine, end up washing dishes for five years
>It's literally a crapshoot when it comes to which regiment you will be assigned to.
The FLF is balls-to-the-wall hardcore, I don't think anyone who went there or is capable of going there is enough of a failure to post on /r9k/.
Would you a Mexichan, anon?
>>26063624
Ironically i hate brown eyed, brown/dark haired women.
No she looks to old. That limbo between young and sexy and old and cougary
>>26063666
She's 25.
>be on the subway minding your own business
>sit randomly
>look in front of you
>see this
what do?
>>26063182
a weeb reading anime? I'd punch him in the face for being such a reprobate faggot
Look back to whatever I was looking at before.
>>26063182
Good lord muh testplease robot
Discuss mental illness here. Why my psychotic depressioniggas at?
Do your brain problems cause you to make this thread multiple times a day?
>>26062282
Better than the 10 threads crying about not having sex. It's comfy to talk about mental illness
>>26062282
Spoken like a true normie. Why would this anger you, Mr normie?
Today I used the fryer for the first time ever to make french fries to go with my boiled hot dogs that I had for lunch. I'm glad I did something new. It feels like progress is being made.
What new things have you done recently, anon?
>>26062029
Masturbate to gay porn :)
Be careful with those fries tho they aren't healthy and frying can be dangerous too
>>26062029
This isn't actually an achievement for you is ti?
>>26062062
Don't worry, to my 8 hot dogs, I only made about a handful of fries.
When the fries hit the grease for the first time, I got scared because of all the noise they made.
>>26062084
It's the most challenging meal I've ever made for myself