Valentine's day is nearing. What are you planning to do, fellow robots?
mope in self pity, and pretend that everything is alright
Broadway show, dinner with gf, then bang her tenderly or rough whatever seems right
>>26301772
Play Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>tfw you go down on her and there are some bits from her period left
>>26301638
>tfw OP has never gone down on a girl
>>26301669
I have. I don't do it anymore. most disgusting thing ever. What do you think pussy smells like? Milk, coins? No, just rotten piss. I was a virgin for a long time too, until a few years ago and can't believe I ever wanted to put my face in that.
>>26301638
>gf asks me to go down on her
>tell her it smells and tastes bad
>"if you dont want me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"
>mfw
Why is a woman's intelligence inversely proportional to her breast size?
>>26301515
http://nhne-pulse.org/study-women-with-large-breasts-are-smarter/
found this, I'm pretty sure they'd include obese tits in this study too just because the study is by a university and talks about "social constructs"
>>26301515
I'm pretty sure they aren't actually dumb, they just have no reason to use their intelligence to get anything when they can use their breasts.
>>26302046
similar to this concept, an ugly girl certainly won't spend as much time fucking chads, so with nothing else to do she pursues her hobbies or focuses on her education for her career.
>she unironically likes buzzfeed
>he unironically likes drake
>>26301355
I don't like him but he's great for memeposting about red flags
>>26301355
How can you ironically like anything anyway?
>tfw you got raped and you liked it
>>26301195
I think I would like to be raped:) if it was done by the right person :p
Then it wasnt rape, you silly goose.
>anime girl pic
>controversial sexual topic
fuck off homo
Confidence is everything guys. Here's how I know this. The few times I've gone on r9k omegle, everyone calls me "Chad" and "Swedish Chad". So apparently I have good looks. Yet, I have no friends, and can not get a girlfriend for the life of me. I'm too shy and have too much of a low self-esteem to talk to girls. I'm also 6'1". So the height meme is bullshit as well. All it takes is confidence, because according to your standards, I should be rolling in pussy, but I'M NOT. Confidence is key, but I don't know how you obtain it.
>>26301179
I bet you're just a fucking normie trying to fit in with the robots. Get the fuck out of here nigger.
>>26301179
It's a fucking joke. You should not be rolling in anything until you earn it.
www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
>>26301179
You don't look like a Chad at all, beta boi. Only thing you got going for you is your jawline.
>tfw you get BTFO in an argument by a smug anime poster
>>26301079
>tfw you btfo a smug anime poster
>tfw they're still smug
>>26301079
niqqa i've been on 4chan since 2006 and i still haven't lost an argument here .
>>26301079
You are platinum mad to be honest, OP~
Why am i unable to get any girl to be interested in me?
I am not ugly. My face is either average or slightly below average. I am very tall and i exercise daily in order to be quite fit.
I like anime and manga and i go to cons and stuff. When i go there i normally come across weeb girls who are a bit fat but friendly. I asked out a few of them and they all rejected me.
We are talking fat below average looking girls who share my interests here. Even they do not give me the time of the day.
Do you have a big dick? Girls know it with just looking at you if you have a big dick or not
You probably look poor
Do you dress "normal"? Do you stutter and show insecurity?
Best girl anzu > rose and ashley and everyone else.
i don't really care for these girl obsession threads, but that is one striking woman.
>>26300977
Why you ranking these girls man? Why not just appreciate them all?
>>26301016
I bet all her photos are photoshopped to hell
That bitch is fake as fuck
>get bad rng in hearthstone
>punch monitor and cut myself
this isnt okay
>>26300934
I had that too.
I don't know what hapenned but i stopped getting mad, just nod and smile.
I still get pissed off when i lose to easy piloted decks with little decision making though, like secret pally or reno warlock.
Why can't you control yourself?
>in front of mirror trying to comb hair
>it doesnt get the way I'd like it to
>punch the wall three times and bite my arm till it bleeds
>stopped browsing /r9k/ for a few months
>fooled myself into having self confidence
>fooled myself into thinking I was a normie
>finally got the courage to ask out a co-worker
>laughed in my face and said no chance
>felt bad,but still didn't lose hope since I still have a future ahead if me
>she told everyone at work
>everyone laughed at me always talking about me behind my back
>boss decides to fire me a week later for unacceptable workplace behaviour
And now I'm back. What did I miss?
I would honestly get a gun and shoot that place up if that ever happened.
how long is a few months?
There was a dump of Elliot Rodgers childhood pics , a couple of weeks back. Some think it was his dad, others think it was an investigator, his brother or even a friend of his.
Mystery.jpg got btfo.
Eggman is wageslaving to the max.
And I assume you already know about Chris Mercer, Oregon shooter which happened a few months back.
Did you think your coworker was actually into you or liked you?
how long has it been since you had a haircut?
2.5 years for me, hair is just past my nipsi actually wash it though so it actually looks nice instead of that disgusting greasy shit
1 year for me op
I buzz my own head once every two weeks. Its free and I don't have to leave the house to do it.
>>26300819
GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE.
>>26300889
YOU TOO.
> "Hey Anon, sit down and have a drink with us"
What would you do?
>>26300630
*unzips pants and starts jacking off*
ooooh mommy it feels so good mmm yeah look at my pee pee mommy it's so horny I'm gonna cum gonna cum!!!!
*splurges all over their faces*
Holy FACK
>"Hey anon I get you a job where I work"
tfw no qt motherly North Vietnamese communist gf to take care of you and protect you.
no swamp operating room full of Vietnamese qts either.
>you will never have her carry you across a river on her shoulders only to slit her throat before reaching shore for being a subhuman and also for tendies related incidents
>>26300626
almost makes you wanna get wounded
hello /r9k/ I'm as all of you are a kissless virgin living the NEET life, I have a girl I've talked to for roughly 2 years not ugly but not super hot either but thats fine with me because neither am I, she is certainly chasing after me, has asked me out and all, but here's the kicker, she already has a bf, and wants a "open relationship" now I know I'm nothing to go after, I'm slightly over weight, not that good looking myself, with honestly nothing going for me right now but a caring attitude and maybe humor, but she still wants me and this...
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>>26300523
fucking her if she's in a relationship doesn't make you a cuck, but the one doing the cucking
still, you shouldn't do that if you're not a piece of shit
asking her to break up with a guy for you would still be cucking him, but if she's that willing to do it he'd lost her already
You have a chance to cuck his bf and you denied it? I would kill to get that opportunity (biggest fetish). Could you imagine yourself pounding her from behind while she's on the phone with his bf.
>>26300697
Her*
Cumming in her mouth the same day they go on a date, and watching them upload photos of them kissing.