Who here /greasyhair/?
>tfw shower every morning and hair looks like shit by half way through the day
>tfw all these products designed to add oil to "moisturize" your hair
>tfw can literally feel the grease on your scalp if you skip a shower
just fucking end me fampaiinb4 "don't wash your hair as often, it stimulates grease follicles". This is some fucking broscience bullshit
>>26367484
I had the same problem, back when I still had hair.
>>26367509
>back when I still had hair
Voluntary, or balding? :/
>>26367531
Balding like a chemo patient.
Anyone here have the criteria to be a Chad, but won't be one?
I am 6'4", 150 lbs (lanklet), and have a 7.5 inch penis, with 6 inch girth.
What the fuck am I doing wrong? I talked to a dumb bimbo girl named Alexis, and Allison, they are both equally dumb, and equally attractive. They both said "if you weren't so weird, i'd date you". I literally told the bitch to fuck off and kill herself and the next day her boyfriend Chad Thundercock gets in my inbox and says "I know who you are, and I'll kick your ass". I never...
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>>26367479
>I talked to a dumb bimbo girl
>I literally told the bitch to fuck off and kill herself
>What do you guys think?
I think you are just an asshole
>>26367501
You'd have to know her to know why I did that.
They were the biggest pain in the ass. This dumb bitch stood me up three times for a date. I have every right to tell her to do this after all the shit both of those "women" put me through. Get this, not just a FUCKING WEEK after I did that, she broke up with Chad Thundercock and got another Chad Thundercock plowing her left and right.
I don't even deserve to date women if I get stood up.
>>26367649
t this point I wonder why did you want to fuck them in the first place.
Any Buddhists on here willing to give some advice on letting go of attachments?
I mean things like addictions and habits, not people. So things like porn, vidya, internet.
I'm not a Buddhist but I cut out vidya and porn and I feel better than I did. Remember you either do it or you don't. There is no try. I reworded what yoda said just so you know this shit is legit.
I don't usually like calling things 'memes', but I think the explosion of popularity in meditation qualifies it as one.
Meditation is literally just sitting down and not consciously thinking. It isn't some wonder drug, it won't make you smarter, it won't make you 7'11" with a 12 inch dick.
It's what you do when you look out the window on a rainy day. It's that 'spaced out' feeling when you're waiting for your coffee to brew.
It's not bad, I enjoy the relaxation and calmness it provides but I mean,...
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>>26367429
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
(originalcomment dumbfukked)
The trannys browsing this board will most likely have already commited suicide ten years from now
Why the hate for transgenders OP you are most likely a bitter virgin
>>26367255
DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS? DO I PASS?
>tops oneself with a shotty
tranny who struggles with suicidal thoughts here, I hope this wont be the case for me desu
http://pl.xhamster.com/movies/2119872/2_girls_and_1_double_headed_dildo.html
they look almost the same
>>26367027
so fake it hurts
>>26367162
yeah blood elfs arent real
I propose that we kill the rich to make up for the deficit in taxes from them. Anyone wanna start a movement with me?
>>26366910
just vote sanders desu
>>26366922
but thats not as satisfying of a gesture as killing someone
A movement back towards poverty? Because you can have your standard of living because of the rich. You think the government with its taxes will provide for you? Think again.
>tall "robots" who literally can't get GFs
How do you even accomplish that?
All you have to do is talk to girls and they'll love you.
Short guys with a personality, no matter how handsome, cannot even compete with the ugliest of tall men.
You were never forced into robotdom, you made a purposeful decision to robotdom. You are not authentic robots, just mere imitations.
You could leave robotdom at any time, yet you choose to wallow in your self-pity with your victim complex. Shorter guys cannot do the same.
>let me just post everything that is true about myself and push it onto someone that isn't me, that way I can justify my existence
>>26366907
>>tall "robots" who literally can't get GFs
Well, i dont live in UK or USA, so there's not much of a difference if you're 5'11" or 6'3". There are a lot of tall people so height wont give any benefits.
>>26367054
So literally normie height?
>>26367012
It's an objective truth. Don't pretend to be one of us, tallfag normie scum.
>grow up
>get gf
>this album was a prophecy for how relationships really are
thanks lincoln park
That's pretty true desu
They are working on a new album atm. For some reason i have high hopes as they said it would not be the same as their last 2 albums.
>>26366943
Weren't their last 4 nothing like thw first 2?
So remind me again skeletals and fatfucks, what's your excuse?
>muh laziness/lack of motivation
>muh height
>muh ugly face
Unless you have a physical handicap our medical condition, you have no excuse.
>>26366691
No amount of exercise will fix your height or your face.
>perfect female body is simply not being obese
>perfect male body involves 5 days a week at the gym for 2 hours each and a perfect diet
>>26366691
>enabling runaway selection
kind of a dick move
also a waste of money, effort and time just to get your dick wet
pretty much top tier woman behavior
why are chads and women obsessed with wrist watches? Even in porn the guy is butt ass naked with a giant wrist watch. Does it remind them of daddy?
>>26366639
Gold watches are swag
>>26366639
They're status symbols. Like an iphone or fancy car. Normans are just really shallow like that.
>>26366743
This is true. I wore a watch on my wrist the otherday and felt that people where more open to me like the cashiere at the shops and passing people in the street.
Or it was a false sense of confidence. Either way, try and see for your self
How much does it cost to get stretch marks removed? Mine aren't THAT bad but they're still horrible.
JUST
>>26366628
that's a pretty hardcore tattoo
Fat guy here.
How the fuck do they even get that bad in that picture?
Mmmmoriginalbacon
Choose a gf NOW!!
>>26366588
>Devin, 23
what the literal fuck
Florida is hell.
>>26366588
The only way to beat the game is to not play at all
1000s of peer reviewed studies
hundreds of millions of study participants
nearly all data points converging on one incontrovertible truth:
The only thing women care about is: Money
Now there are people who disagree, but notice here that virtually all their responses are "not all women are like that", "you must be bitter", "women care far more about the mans personality".
They never ever have any data....
Why does society lie to men?
Is this why more and more young men are shooting up schools?....because...
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>"I saw winning the lottery as the only way out," he wrote.
>"I knew I was always destined for great things. This must be it! I was destined to be the winner of the highest lottery jackpot in existence. I knew right then and there that this jackpot was meant for me. Who else deserved such a victory? I had been through so much rejection, suffering, and injustice in my life, and this was to be my salvation. With my whole body filled with feverish hope, I spent $700 dollars on lottery tickets for this drawing....
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>>26366457
>when the son of a rich movie guy feels he deserves the lottery more than anyone else
I'm poor as fuck and even I don't think like this.
>>26366396
>1000s of peer reviewed studies
where they at tho
>tfw absolutely zero matches on Tinder
I knew I wasn't a Chad, but I guess this confirms it. I'm ugly. Even the normie girls I lowered my standards for and "liked" ignored me hahahahah
Why do I feel like that wasn't a sincere laugh but a murder laugh
>tfw 80 matches
>only been on there for a month
>i only ever put in ten or so swipes a week
>>26366313
srsly?
It's fucking online dating dude. You're a piece of meat there.
Why not scheduled a chad encounter if you can?
fuck dandruff none of you fuckers know how it feels to have dandruff it's worse than acne, balding,having a small dick, short manlet, ED,being a virgin, being a cuckold. People say I have nice hair but when they try to touch it I pretty much start making it snow with rice crispy flakes, I have spent over 15 mins brushing my hair hoping that it would all come off but to no avail I still have these fucking flakes sometimes I even have like scaps on my scalp
tl;dr
fuck you guys with your fake problems mine are worse. I would not wish this on my worst enemy
>>26366288
Do you wash your hair?
I have dandruff, acne and psoriasis
>>26366288
t-gel nigger
T
Muthafuckin
Gel