>tfw mom makes you decide between going to the dentist and getting a new computer
Wait why wouldn't you be allowed to do both?
>>26456352
too much money
What do you need to go to the dentist's for?
If it's just an annual checkup go for the computer
Have you ever fallen in love with anyone on this board?
>Falling in love with someone from a anonymous imageboard
What the fuck is wrong with you. This would be low even for /r9k/
>>26456328
Hmm? You hear tales of people meeting on here and then IRL
It sounds sweet
Just once. She completely ruined me and I don't think I can ever fall in love again. She was perfect.
>I'm not a failure and waste of life because I slave away from Mr. Goldstein, and my parents instilled how my self worth is equal to slaving for someone.
Wagecucks say the funniest things.
And your contribution to society is?
>>26456282
Not the OP, but almost no wagecucks contribute anything to society. Many of them arguably make the world worse
>>26456282
>But I must contribute to society!
who /considers suicide every single minute of every single day but can't bring himself to do it/ here?
my life is basically constant suffering and loneliness at this point and I really wish i could escape but i can't
>>26456044
This is just another planet's hell. We can't escape unless we kill ourselves.
>>26456072
I can't bring myself to do it anon, I really can't, god I wish there was a painless quick way to do it
>>26456044
i know that fucking feel bro,i hope someday im brave enough to kill myself
Ohayou, /r9k/!
Let's do our best today!
>>26456019
I guess I could try..
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I will, but only if the jannies don't delete this thread.
Fuck you faggot, I'm just going to anort some smack and watch TV
I'm the smartest person on the planet.
Ask me anything.
>>26456008
How are hormons activating the DNA of a cell?
How will europe look in 2070?
is it ok to put my penis in a bottle opener
How do you feel about To Catch A Predator?
>icetruckkiller103
wasn't that the guy from dexter?
>teenager tak liEk Dis Kool XD
>>26462433
I think it's the most awesome show to ever air.
>Fucking brownies
>skeletor girls thinking they're hot as fuck
When will this delusion stop?
But they are.
>tfw no lanky skeleton gf like yourself
>>26456030
this. winnie the pooh has excellent taste
>>26456005
She's a qt. Fuck off tumblr landwhale.
>janitors see thread that offends them
>deletes it
I'm getting sick of it. Especially eggman being deleted every time he visits r9k
>>26455963
Yeah whats the deal with that?
Does this board have any topic rules, or NSFW?
Why do so many threads keep getting closed?
>>26456091
Misogyny has been against the rules for a while, they've started enforcing it recently.
My suspicion is that those tumblr cunts got to Hiroshima.
Why are there so many more MtF trannies than FtM ones? Is it because men are more prone to mental illness than women?
>>26455943
Yes, i think i read that the Y chromosone is more prone to mutation so that's why men tend to get more disorders like this
They think by transitioning they'll be able to cash in on female privilege.
higher proportion of fetishists.
This has got to be one of the most fucked up places on the Internet.
This beautiful young woman was LITERALLY KILLED for turning this loser down, and you STILL think street harassment and cat calling isn't an issue?
You are all horrible people and deserve to be alone. When you have some compassion towards women who live in fear of this shot everyday, then maybe you'll deserve to be called people.
The weak should fear the strong
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>>26455871
>When you have some compassion towards women
Once women and this women-centric society has some compassion for men, I might begin to care about women.
>>26455871
What!? This is one case, and the guy's a fucking nutjob. This isn't street harassment or misogyny, it's a crazy jizz stain killing someone for a stupid reason.
>they don't know that life is god playing a video game
>20XX
>being so void of character that you can't even speak about the universe itself without relating it to fucking video games
>>26455837
>tfw your entire life is just god trying to get the bad ending
>>26455876
It's exactly what it is though. Life is more like GTA or WoW than chess
>like discussing music, mostly metal
>all my "friends" are normies who never listened to a single album
>can't even discuss music outside of metal with them because i don't keep up with pop music
>tfw
any fellow metal robots here? won't even bother to >inb4, i know metal fans are generally frowned upon but who cares right, just wanted to know if there are any metal bros here
How do you discuss it?
>i like this band!
>this song is amazing!
Like that?
>>26455685
I lol'd. The kind of person that would bother to make a thread like this probably doesn't know shit about music.
I used to be into metal. But then I noticed how fucking cringeworthy most bands are. The lyrics are pretty much always shit as well.
Still listening to that Ad Nauseam album though, it's alright
Why do you come to /r9k/ ?
I don't know why I keep coming back.
Do you know why you are here?
99% result of being a failed human being, but even then, why here, what is here for us really? What is it that draws robots to this board?
There is a very odd homeliness here. r9k is something of an enigma.
However I feel like i'm in limbo when on this board.
>>26455522
Because I've been a regular for as long as I can remember.
Unlike most people on this board I like to produce OC. I write a lot of greentexts and make threads using them as the OP. I like to make people laugh.
I also like the shared mentality. I can relate to most everyone here more than anywhere else. I was odd growing up, always a bit off, and it's good to know I have people to relate to.
>>26455522
I don't know why I keep coming back to 4chan
>>26455522
R9k treats you like a family does. Love it or hate it you can't choose the members. They piss you off, you laugh together, cry together, share things, thoughts, feelings, experiences. You can leave anytime but family is there forever so you keep coming back. The only thing you don't find here is the two faceness of the real world.
Good morning wagecuck.
Today is your first of two days of freedom! Unless of course Mr. Shekelstein calls you in again.
>tfw I can spend all my hard earned money on things that make me happy
la di la da, living the good life
>>26455516
Sound argument
What should I spend my money on this weekend? Decisions, decisions. It's hard when your job pays as well as mine. Neetcuck poorfags will never know this feel.