Goddamnit.
I'm going to ask her if she wants to go see Deadpool with me tomorrow. Wish me luck guys.
I'm so fucking nervous my legs won't stop shaking.
Wish me luck boys. Wish me luck
>>26473774
Hope she laughs in your face.
amd you thought posting a pic of her would be a good idea, you idiot?
Be sure to post when she says no.
If you're really forever alone, why not join the Unification Church? They provide you with a wife/husband during their matching ceremony. They're mostly gonna be Koreans too and we all know /r9k/ has yellow fever.
>>26473761
What? Is it really that simple?
>>26473761
tfw seriously considering it.
I'm a white girl with a native asian fetish.
Where do I sign up? Give details anon.
>>26473967
>It's an "Asian Masculinity" shill thread
>tfw 25 and just got my first kiss
Yeah but you'll always have to tell your kids it took you that long
gonna need a green text here boos
Bragging should be a bannable offense.
>/r9k/ is more or less /pol/ and hate brown girls
>despite muslim girls having the highest average age to lose their virginity and are the least likely to cheat on you
why dont you have a qt muslim gf?
Nah that's a false assumption.
/r9k/ doesn't hate Muslim qts
>tfw no Muslim loli daughter gf
;~;
>>26473689
>highest average age to lose their virginity
Thought they married them off at 12 or something.
What's the best thing to do when you say something embarrassing? Do I let it be? Everytime I try to apologize for it I always seem to make it worse.
>>26473542
>something embarrasing
like what
Repress it, pretend it didn't happen, then remember later while in the shower and break down crying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UltNNBYfgA
>tfw you know that feeloriginal
>>26473471
Everyone that has experienced public school understands this. Women in general honestly. It was mostly the weebs at my school.
>>26473471
i know that feel. Used to go to school near Baltimore. Oh gawd it was awful
>tfw no black people at my school
>just aggressive inbred methamphetamine-americans
What the fuck is up with those handsome fit chad fucks who date bloated, wheezey balls of flesh who probably couldn't ascend a single flight of stairs without a granola bar break? Is this a fetish? Why are there so many of them?
Now I don't care for fatfucks, but when you pair them with a jock normie, what the fuck does it mean for the dating pool for the rest of us?
I'll tell you. These shewhales and the other planetoids caught in their orbit set their standards far above what they should naturally be, and they even have the fucking audacity to...
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One man's trash is another man's treasure, anon.
You may think thicker women aren't attractive, but that doesn't mean that there aren't people who genuinely find thick women attractive. People have different preferences. It's not shooting the bottom of the barrel if a 280 lb girl is your idea of perfection.
I guess it is a fetish. I'm pretty good looking, but my gf is a little bit of a fatty and I like it.
Your mistake is in thinking the bigger girls are inferior. I for one like them a lot more. They have tummies you can reach around and grab. They have big tits. They have a little fat under their chin you can nibble on. Overall a superior experience. I love fat pussy and I am not ashamed.
>>26473506
The ones I am talking about aren't a little round around the edges, they are basically spherical.
Should I r9k?
>>26473363
That is such a risky idea and depends on so many factors that I can't in good conscience not say yes. Knock yourself out, anon.
>>26473363
No.
>M'lady, I'd like to bestow my best wishes and regards on this fine day of Valentines.
lowercase that M you intolerable beta
I started getting up at 4am/5am and now I sleep by 4pm/5pm. I was trying to fix my sleep schedule and I got on the oap schedule. Today is my day off the gym it's nearly 5am and I recently woke up. JUST.
>>26473284
I'm gonna have one of these. toasted bun, and onion chutney to improve it. Then maybe I'll go for a walk when the sun is out.
>>26473284
5am woking up isn't that bad.
Try sleeping at 7:00am and woke up at 5:00pm. That's another story.
>>26473468
That's literally what I used to do.
Problem is I miss dinner this way. (i'm catered at uni). Your sleep schedule was mine till like a week ago.
WHY WON'T YOU GUYS RESPOND TO MY FUCKING THREADS? ALL I WANT IS SOME FUCKING BOOGIE WOOGIE MUSIC TO LISTEN TO AND YOU FAGGOTS NEVER EVEN ONCE GIVE ME ANYTHING! I EVEN POSTED ON /MU/ AND IT GOT ZERO FUCKING REPLIES BUT THAT HACK KANYE WEST IS GETTING 50 FUCKING THREADS EVERY HOUR!!!! GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CATCHY FUNK SONGS! DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1YkHJJi-tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFp21t1KKro
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qk8y5LR4hA
Nigger you are on the Internet, music discovery hasn't been this easy in human history ever. Go make your own taste you lazy cunt
o there's this girl at the office, same age as me, but she's been there for a year while I've just been there for just 2 weeks.
I'm kinda attracted to her but we've only spoken 2 times, and during the most recent which was 2 days ago we exchanged phone number and we just chat about work stuff and where she's living etc.
I'm like 70% sure she has same feelings towards me.
So tomorrow is valentines day. And I know it's too early to do anything since we barely know each other. What should I do now? Any kind of text I should...
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>>26473157
I also noticed that she always tried to go home the same time as me so that we could walk/take the bus together.
>>26473157
>offfice
>>>/normiebook/
>>26473434
>projection
dont sperg out and fuck up
Ask a robot who got kicked out of house and I'd now staying in a sketchy ass motel anying
>inb4 bang a Hooke
If I find one I will
no wifi?
>>26472866
i don't care, druggie. This isn't tumblr.
>>26472876
I got WiFi. Buts its really fucking slow
"To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing - Aristotle
how true is this, Robots?
>>26472841
Just proved it faggot
>>26472841
verytrue.
lived by this for a long time and never knew about it.
Works pretty well. It also makes you seem smarter. Everyone always thought the eager kid who joined in class discussions was an idiot, while the silent idiot in the back got the brooding genius treatment.
>for the second year in a row my bf cheated on me before valentines day
Why do you troll this shittiest board on this site, OP?
You know most of us have to suffer through enduring these posts all day, what's the fun on shitting on the shit pile?
Wouldn't it be more fun and satisfying for you to troll a board that isn't as shit?
Can you not challenge yourself?
and you'll stay with him because he's chad
fuck off
Hi OP. Wether you are man or woman I would like to keep you company tonight. As we are both lonely faggots who got cheated on.
>tfw your consciousness is just an evolutionary tool to keep your body and DNA alive and doesn't even necessarily mean anything, and everything the brain says about itself is created by the brain and is the result of the brain trying to trick itself into not using the body to commit suicide and end the transmission
iktf
Best thing to do is to delude ourselves into thinking we're tricking the brain by not giving a shit and enjoying life since we have the ability to experience so much.
>>26472783
Does anyone have that Joe Rogan at the party you know feels guy in the corner picture.
That shit was funny
>>26472807
I like the aesthetic beauty of your statement senpai