I really like Kermit the Frog
>>29801882
I hope you know that you're a faggot for posting this.
yeah op your a fucking puppet liking faggot
>>29801909
It's not gay if it's a frog
>having hallucinations of cute girls sitting next to me
>find myself smiling at them and open my mouth to say something
>remember they're not really there
I'm fucking /losingit/. Loneliness is making me mentally ill.
>>29801865
It's like one of my chinese cartoons with the cute ghost girl. You'll have a harem soon
>>29801865
Find a way to pull yourself back brother:(
Some kind of connection to reality you can control.
>>29801934
heh...anohana fucking wrecked me
>>29801959
I don't know what to do
There's a chimpout going on in Dart/Dallas right now, it's about an armed black kid that was shot by police.
A few of the rioters shot at police, killing 3 officers, critically injuring 3 more and injuring 4 others. Others rioters are yelling "BLACK LIVES MATTER, BLACK LIVES MATTER, BLACK LIVES MATTER"
Niggers have the kind of impulse, confidence and boldness it takes to have uprisings. This one wasn't as large as the Rodney riots, but still. How do you expect it will ever happen with robots or betas?
>>29801831
Niggers destroy like a plague, it has been proven that you should never let more than two niggers near each other or they enter hive mentality.
Just vote trump so instead of 50% of them being in prison we can have 80%, it's not a solution but getting all of them in prison would look bad
>>29801831
>killing 3 officers
Live by the sword...
>killed 3 officers
oh man i can't wait to see the nigger death toll tomorrow. i'm going to say at least 15 niggers will get killed by cops due to this, maybe more.
i can't stand cops, but they are great for their nigger control
If you can handle the air puff machine at the eye doctor then you're a normie.
Get the fuck off my board.
wtf is an air puff eye machine
what could it possibly do
does anyone else see an aerostat at the end of a road in one of the exams?
>>29801845
you place your chin on this thing. Stick your eyes in this scope. and look at a laser, and then a blast of air goes straight down your eye.
It's scary as shit because you stick your head inside the fucking thing, open your eyeballs as much as you can and look straight into this deathball that looks like the sun. Waiting..and waiting, and they don't tell you when they're going to press it. You stare at it.. 5 seconds pass.. 10 seconds pass, the fuckers still didn't press it.. They press...
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Gay/bi thread. Because the other guys wanted to make some weird thread about big black guys.
Talk about being a little "bent" and fend off people who want us to go to /lgbt/.I don't do anything /soc/ like or post and pictures but as always, if you want to show it off you can.
Hello hello.
Is there anything you wanted to talk about?
>>29801816
gonna need sauce on that image OP..
>when you wish your bf was a girl so you could marry him and raise children
Lesbian black Femanon here. I'm wondering if it would be possible for me to get an escort?im never going to be able to fuck an attractive woman for free. I'm tired of being a virgin and I'm trying to figure out if I'm really a lesbian. I see they always deny black men but does that rule apply to women too?or do they just not accept women at all?
>implying lesians ever become non-virgins
you gotta fug a man for that sweetie
>>29801753
Any chance I could convert you back to men??
:p
>>29801819
What is she uses her finger?
>>29801960
I've always been some what grossed out by me
Would you date a girl who is a tomboy/dyke. She isn't ugly, but wants to be regarded as a boy at times mentally and emotionally. Also she wants you to take care of her so all she has to do all day is smoke pot and play video games. A girl who everyone basically things is just a dyke. Also she requires that you be more nervous and virginal sexually only so that she can have (or feel like she has) full control. Pic kind of related only the girl is petite not muscular like the woman in this picture, she only strives to get muscular and powerful.
How many guys enjoy...
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>>29801738
No, they're the ones most likely to cheat on you.
I mean seriously, do you expect me to believe that any girl anywhere actually likes men and isn't trying to make their lives hell?
>>29801738
A tomgirl who doesn't take care of herself isn't much of a boy. As boys we have to do that.
Other than that, yes, I would.
>>29801768
Nah, she wouldn't cheat on you but would require that every once in a while (after at least a year or two of dating first) you have threesomes with her and another girl. Also big requirement that shes allowed to touch and lick your anus. Also kind of into other bdsm stuff but on the gentle side ideally.
Obviously we are talking about me and I'm a gaylord attention whore. So there's that.
>>29801738
Here's something I typed last...
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>Said "fuck it" and invited this girl at work for breakfast tomorrow on Wednesday
>Today joke with her a little on FB messenger and reminded her of tomorrow
>She read the message but didn't respond
>Just opened FB and she's at a bar, probably with some Chad cause she's the kind of girl that is 10/10 for losers like me, but still a solid fuck for Chads.
Should I still remind her tomorrow morning about our breakfast...
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>>29801657
I'd forget her, but that's just me.
>>29801694
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Should I just ignore everything about tomorrow then?
Did she not respond to your initial message, or did you have a conversaiton and she randomly stopped responding? need more info
Is learning a second language a waste of time for a robot? I don't even talk to people in my own language, and I'm not delusional enough to think it's going to somehow "break me out of my shell". I suppose it's probably a better way to spend my time than mindlessly browsing 4chan.
Proficiency in a second language is a more marketable skill than a liberal arts degree
Yes it's a waste of time for robots. But at least it's a semi constructive waste of time.
>>29801647
It is a better hobby to have than shitposting here. Even if you never talk to anyone, if you read at all you'll get something out of it. It's nice to have an entirely different culture start to open up to you. And even stupid jokes seem funnier when you are first learning a second language because you are so pleased with yourself that you understand.
Why doesn't Christine just use Chaturbate?
I'd pay money to see the show.
CWC is really a woman now? I never learned shit about this person, so I know nothing except sonichu,
>>29801699
If putting your man boobs inside a bra, wearing women's clothing, and growing your hair out makes you a woman, then sure.
>>29801727
he is going bald actually
Do you guys lie on this website?
>>29801621
Nope, I've got fucked up teeth and a barely average dick.
I'm also Anonymous, so I've no reason to lie.
sometimes i tell lies about small things. but i don't often since lying is difficult.
I say a lot of contradictory things but I don't lie, really
What do you think of wizchan? Pic related is a banner I made for them.
>>29801618
it's like /r9k/ but 10x more pathetic
>>29801914
How? Orion cumulative
>>29801914
replace pathetic with superior
normalfags get fucked
Go to a EDM club
girls everywhere
>>29801607
>girls everywhere
But they are all lusting for Chad
>>29801607
>go to a gay club
>ez fucks everywhere
>>29801607
Why is she wearing a Nirvana tank top?
Stupid cunt bitch, she doesn't even like Nirvana.
post sad images
Looks pretty good, not everyone has a family to spend holidays with and not everyone with a family wants to spend holidays with them.
thats a boss nigga dinner though
>>29801543
I would buy that tho, it's nice of them to add a bit of butter in the mashed potatoes instead of just mixing it with oil to save a penny
How do I deal with my fuckin family? It's retardent.
>cum home for weekend
>grandma fell down the stairs and face is blackened
>dad threw away my McDonald's coupons
>5yo sister kicks me in the nuts
>pin her to the floor and give her wedgies until she apologizes
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>>29801520
I wish I could help you but I'm just a high school dropout with a development disorder
Maybe you can talk to soemone about it?
Then don't come home. And if they don't miss you, so be it. Don't let your family run you.
>>29801571
This is the most eclectic collection of media I've seen in a while.