it's way too fucking hot edition
bakuhatsu blahblahblah
returning from the goddamn cemetery
>>29841706
I traded my anal virginity for penis in vagina virginity with a weird girl I was friends in last year of high school. she was into femdom and I wasn't.
I remember buying an 80 dollar strap on in a sex shop and getting carded by the woman working and I felt so embarrassed.2 years later now I am into femdom now
why can't i get a gf guys?
You are not attractive. Stop being thin and nerdy.
>>29841724
for your information I've had sex on an airplane before. I can get girls to fuck me, but never a gf.
u dont want a gf all girls are hoes that will leave u for another guys dick
Hi any robots want to ERP with me via steam? I'm ok with being a sub or a dom, but if you're dominant hit me up.
Degenerate faggot desu
>>29841675
>Hi any robots want to ERP with me via steam?
no
>>29841705
Can I please ERP with you?
An associate tried to drug me,
Long story short... hanging like normal.. me quiet sperg
>anon if you want girls to like you you gotta talk and be loud
Im in his house, usually he drops me off at 8pm, were just gaming friends
He tells me i have to spend the night, meh.jpg
He starts making phone calls, inviting girls over
Around 9 pm 3 or 4 girls come
>fugimnervous.gif
Im on my 3rd beer
Friend introduces me to girls, "Aww hes so cute"
They are literally pretending...
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Ok go on. I'm interested.
>>29841762
This is how i knew my friend planned to drug me and (prank) me
As the night went on, i kept being approached, asking if i was ok... one guy flat out asked me if iv been drugged?
>did someone spike your drink anon (laughing at me)
Again I don't know anyone of these people for them to be openly random
>stacy starts talking about sex and virginity
Again im most likely the only virgin there..
It wasn't just these kinds...
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>>29841896
So...did you put it in her?
>desperately horny
>new hentai just released
>exquisite quality
>fap furiously and blow 3 loads
>smoke a blunt and get ready to netflix and chill
>cell phone rings, unknown number
>Its my cousin says she's in town
>Says she wants to go barhopping with one of her high school friends
>ask her...
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What the fuck are you doing with pictures of my daughterfu? I'll fucking kill you.
>>29841642
>new hentai just released
post link that's what you do
>>29841642
>Ekaterina Samsonov
Total pleb... jerking to 3D loli instead of 2D loli
>want to read
>get extremely tired while reading
>forget everything
>>29841622
Are you gay, perchance? Did you make a thread recently on /lgbt/?
>>29841635
I never went on that board intentionally.
>>29841701
I thought you were someone else
Carry on
H-How do I get rid of my cum rag?
>>29841616
you need to eat it.
What is this "cumrag" meme?
Don't you just eat it or let it absorb into the body?
>>29841616
Whenever i need to hide contraband at home, i first wrap it up in a paper towel, then run the wad under the water in the sink.
If someone sees a wet wad of paper towels in the garbage, they aren't going to pick it out and check if there's something sketchy in it. That would just be fucking weird.
Post your draws! We'll praise your work and give you cc without being d/ic/ks.
Also, give requests so that drawfags can get the motivation to pick up a pencil and JUST DO IT!
Someone draw me a sad Pepe.
Requesting a loli doing something cute.
OK. Guess I'll start. R8 my magical girl dress.
u at the pool and this futa slaps your gf on the ass
what do?
keep in mind she's the leader of the futa club and can lift a woman up using only her cock
>>29841572
Become the gf and let president fuck me.
>>29841582
Was going to say let the president do it because she has club authority.
>>29841572
dude what are you even talking about here?
What ever happened to the good old Chad Thundercock Tinder threads?
Those were the crowning achievements of arcanine
>>29841529
bumper bump bump bumper
summerfags
>>29841678
so we have to wait 2 months until the good threads start again?
>be me, on a bike ride
>see some girls selling lemonade
>decide to be a good person and buy some
>even manage to make some small talk
>get on bike when I'm finished
>on my first pedal my foot slips and I flip over the entire bike
>I hear the girls giggling
>get up and awkwardly bike away
I'm not...
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JUST BIKE MY SHIT UP SENPAI
It's OK anon, sometimes we have those moments and it's best to not let those moments define us as a person. I want to get back on that bike tomorrow and bike until you find her again. Then I want you to pull out that spare pipe you brought along and bash her fucking skull and rip out her brain matter with your bare hands and throw it to the birds.
>>29841513
christ eggman is one ugly ass subhuman
>>29841513
is it even possible to lose enough weight to fix a double chin like that
it doesnt look like his face makes sense
Going to get laid tomorrow and haven't masturbated in 4 weeks. Should I do it before having sex?
answer please, to this original post
depends. do you have issues getting erections normally when with women? (i do)
if so, definitely go in with a loaded gun. if not, yeah you probably want to beat off so you dont cum so damn fast
lmao no, just wait for you to cum the Niagara Falls when she touches your benis
Who here /hatesdancing/? Normies seem to love it at this wedding
>>29841446
>tfw my uncle actually gets angry at me for not dancing at my brother's wedding and starts lecturing me
>go to friend's wedding
>friends and friends of friends know i'm introverted and don't like doing normie stuff
>friend's mom at the wedding asks me why i don't go dance
>just simply say I don't want to
>friends come to table
>ask why didn't go dance
>friend's gf chimes in
>HE SAID HE'D RATHER SLIT HIS THROAT LOL
>that's literally not what i said at all
>HEH TYPICAL
>>29841470
"Wobble baby wobble baby wobble yeah!"
"Do the stanky leg"
"Whip and nae nae XD"
Walking around in the woods till this ends
>psychologists only become psychologists because they have problems themselves--they know what you're going through!
>it gets better! :^)
>"It's not because I don't find you attractive, I wouldn't be randomly hooking up with you if that was the case. I think we're just better off as friends."
FWB I tried to date
>>29841444
>normie posting in "lies normies told you" thread
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29841424
>if you dont want to be depressed, stop thinking negative thoughts ;)
t. brother
Post your tendies /r9k/
Pic related they're soy tendies
>>29841401
>soy
its like you want to be a tranny
>>29841401
might go get me some tendies from canes tonight
>>29841426
But I already am anon
And a vegan when it conveniences me