You jelly?
What am I looking at?
You retarded?
why would anyone want that on their desks?
Name a better phone
>>47534103
>name literally anything
>name better phone
>iphone
Basically any android phone
a wet gorilla shit smeared into my hand
What does it take to become a system admin? Are certs a good way to get a job after finishing high school?
> What does it take to become a system admin?
Patience and lack of self-love.
> Are certs a good way to get a job after finishing high school?
The ideal. You should aim for them ASAP since they'll help you develop experience.
>>47543702
knocking your head on the corner of a server chassis a few times will ensure your success at being a sysadmin
>>47543702
>Are certs a good way to get a job after finishing high school?
If you're going to university don't bother, most of them will be expired by the time you finish.
hey /g/, whats the best laptop for gaming around $1000 USD, give or take a hundred. Currently thinking buying Lenovo Y50 since there seems not to be any good alternatives.
>>47542321
>Lenovo Y50
It's the best choice by far in that price range. Make sure to get it before lenovo puts their new shitty logo on it.
For the love of God, do not get a MSIGE60
I made the mistake of buying one for uni because I was really into gaymen but it turns out it has a 4 hour battery life and the fan turns all the way up if I watch a stream or a youtube video in fullscreen. I ended up buying a chromebook and putting linux on it.
Lenovo has good prices, but I'd be wary after they pulled that superfish adware shit recently.
A friend of mine has a Sager as his gaming laptop and has been happy with it for 3 years now.
Your first computer /g/?
>tandy 1000
TRS-80 Color Computer with 16K RAM and Extended Color Basic
Pretty much the exact same setup shown here.
I don't remember exactly, but it ran Windows 3.1, had a 600MB HDD, and I think a Pentium 2 processor.
Tor is an NSA honey trap. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>47545054
>i have to prove you wrong
I hope that you aren't a fedora fag fan of Sagan or Dawkins...
There's nothing to prove when it's fact, to be honest.
>>47545076
if we're talking about burden of proof, that rests squarely with OP.
I will be getting my first Apple Computer in May.
>should I use the iMac 2013 21.5-inch or the 12-inch Macbook
iMac: Processing Power, Simplicity in Design but will get a update right after I purchase it.
12-inch Macbook: Shit processor, cuteness, won't update right after I purchase it.
>Should I get the iMac or 12-inch Macbook.
I am using this computer very lightly so it may tolerate what I do on a daily basis.
>Also I will not change my mind about getting something...
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>>47541851
2 bad for u. I posted here.
>>47541809
>bump
Why do you fags hate Ubuntu?
I have a hard time believing some of you actually believe you aren't hipsters.
Because according to RMS, Ubuntu doesn't respect your privacy and uses your data to give you ads.
... And, that's it. I guess the only other reason people hate is because of it's popularity, and everyone here needs to find some obscure alternative.
>>47544676
>Why do you fags hate Ubuntu?
Why are you presumptuous?
>>47544676
people here overacts about everything they don't like, don't take it too seriously
Screenshot what you're doing at this VERY MOMENT. No cleaning.
Meh.
Hey /g/ so I am shopping around for laptops for the first time in forever. Help me pick a laptop.
Are there any laptops that are:
>new
>lightweight
>powerful
>have a long battery
>can be upgraded easily (ability to find compatible parts, not actually installing them)
>portable
>not a mac
Also the uni I am going to has a thing with Dell where I get 10% off on laptops, but that being said I have no limit.
I have been looking at the
It needs to be able last me through 4 years of uni.
I have been looking at the new Dell XPS (no touchscreen), but if you got better ideas tell me.
>Using trip for this thread only
>>47541749
So you want something new, powerful, portable and a long battery life, apparently you need a stranger to tell you what you want and don't mind spending more money then you have to. Seriously just stop wasting your time and head to your nearest apple store.
>>47541749
>not a mac
Get a 2015 Macbook Pro Retina faggot.
>>47541749
Seriously for college. A fucking macbook. 3 years in and macbook has done everything I needed superbly and held up great through all the bangs and backpack trips
The Canadian Customs asked if I had a smart phone and I said yes. He then asked for the passcode and I asked why. He said if I didn't give it he would charge me with "hinderance". I gave him my code and he and another border guard went through my phone. They looked at my pictures, texts, emails, Internet, and snap chat. I'm in Canada now and I'm pissed.
Anyway, how do i create a bogus profile on my Android phone that can be accessed through a different passcode/pattern at the lockscreen and doesn't betray my real phone's profile?
>>47531586
jesus christ, geddy lee has aged terribly.
Just make a backup, upload it somewhere, reset the phone. Download and apply backup upon arrival. Now that wasn't too hard, was it?
>>47531627
I shouldn't have to do that
"People that don't download The Powers That B and instead download Jenny Death and Niggas On The Moon separately are wasting their time" edition.
>>47546033
Nice Colours Anon!
>It was in the wood that I found it,
So I sat down to seek it,
at last I held it,
And continued on without it
what is it?
Enjoy!
If I have ubuntu linux installed on my chromebook how do I make it look cool like you guys?
>he didn't already have niggas on the moon downloaded
What went wrong /g/?
I thought AMD was gonna brutally slaughter the competition when they announced "gaming" APUs.
>>47541827
>I thought AMD was gonna brutally slaughter the competition when they announced "gaming" APUs.
I think you were wrong. That's what happened.
The only "gaming" APUs that AMD has released are in the PS4 and Xbone.
>>47541827
>marketed as a "quad/dual core"
>dual is technically a single core and is slower than a mobile pentium 4
>quad is technically a dual core and is slower than a turion 64 x2
>graphics are only a hair faster than the competing intel HD
>heats up over 100 degrees centigrade
>vga/hdmi port is scorching hot
>air...
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Looking for FREE equivalent versions of these Windows programs for Os X.
Winrar
Total Commander
Irfanview
Foobar (equivalent program must have cue/flac support)
Why are Os X developers such Jews? Every decent program is shareware?
>Such jews
Because they know retards with deep pockets will buy the computer in the first place.
yar...har..?
>>47546800
They need to repay their overpriced shitboxes they are forced to develop on but paid for using a credit card because they couldn't afford it.
That and the arts degree that couldn't get them a job.
My birthday is today and i'm looking to buy a pair of earbuds or in ear headphones ranging from $0-$50. I was thinking about buying pic related.
go ahead. They're quite nice.
buy Piston 3 instead
Also >>47539379
>>47544233
Piston 3? Wut