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You win a $200 eBay Gift Card. What tech do you buy?
>>55425815
SSD
ThinkPad t420
Commodore Amiga 500 because I am a turbo autist who hoards old tech.
Recommend me some widgets /g/
>>55425741
Binary clock and spice up your WP with some KLWP.
>>55425741
Would you mind sharing your walpaper ?
looks dope
I use chronus.
Could you share your wallpaper?
Embrace old tech Anons
>>55425667
Never stopped anon
>>55425667
XPEs are cozy as fuck, one of my first retro shitboxes.
>>55425705
Are those hitstix under the laptop?
I've been offered a tech support job working for google through a contractor in Cork, they'll pay 24K€, any Irish can provide input to tell me if this is enough to live there?
>>55425589
It's not, buy Trump coin
>>55425599
So if I take my wife with me, then I'm pretty much fucked, right?
>>55425589
It's more than Google pay in tax so how bad can it be. I assume you have no qualifications at that though as it's technically speaking three quarters of fuck all for a full time job and 2/3 the industry average for Cork.
What distro do you use, and why?
Pic unrelated
>>55425585
It's called "10".
arch
the aur, and that's it
I bought a Zowie FK1 to be part of the Zowie masterrace but unfortunately they send me the one with white logo and mousewheel...
Should I send it back? Is there even a difference?
sick general op, we surely needed another general on this board
What's a good mouse that wont shit itself after a year and is "ergonomic"?
>G400 breaks
Time to get a new one
>They're like 70-100$
SINCE WHEN
Hello, /g/.
Anyone know how to dual-boot android os on iphones? I've spent a good amount of time searching for how-to's but all I can find is tuts dating back to 2010. I know there's a way to do it, and there has to be a current method of doing it.
Any help is appreciated.
>>55425512
Why would you want to
>>55425574
I'm bored.
No Jamal, you cannot dual boot Android and use it to unlock the iPhone you stole. I'll give you kudos for the unique post though.
>be me
>25
>go to the library
>two QT3.14159 girls sat there
>one of them says "ugh, how do i sudo apt-get Kate on windows?"
>the other says "I dunno, i don't use that botnet OS xD"
>i walk up to them. "do you need some help using these windows pcs"
>they tell me "fuck off pajeet"
>mfw
>>55425490
10/10 would read again
>>55425490
POO
>>55425490
hahahaha so funny
Which is the best aftermarket GTX 1070?
7.5
>>55425283
Who cares? It's a cuck card. If you can;t afford a 1080 then you can't afford PC gaming.
>>55425283
I'm going with the gigabyte G1 Gaming I think, probably can't go wrong with MSI or EVGA either
What are you working on, /g/?
Previous thread: >>55414062
If I have a table like this:ID | Downloads
=============
A 1
B 2
B 2
A 1
C 5
What is an SQL query that will return
C, 5
B, 2
A, 2
(i.e. the ID and the sum of downloads, ordered by most downloaded)
I don't know what the IDs are, so I can't reference them directly. It seems like it should be easy, but I'm completely stumped.
first for anime is pleb
>>55425270
Why do you have copies in your database in the first place?
>>55425271
>is second
pottery
Why does this image trigger aplel users so much? Every thread I see this posted in attracts so many sour grapes 4chan should start it's own wine company out of them.
Because it cuts deep and causes that thing called when you hear the truth and it's so shocking you go into denial. Help me anons, what the fuck is that term....
>>55425306
I think you're referring to cognitive dissonance and yeah apple users experience that a lot lol.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
>>55425216
>overpriced
yes
>no mSD slot
goddamnit
>can't torrent on them
I have yet to find a use for this
>shit res screen
idk, I usually end up gawking at the screen for longer than what's socially acceptable
>shit camera
low-light situations yes
>shit battery life
TT3TT
>shit mobile OS
admittedly so
>no native file browser
part of the shitty OS
>can't use phone as a flash drive
._.
>have to use lagtunes to access one
fuck iTunes for real though
>can't share files other than photos/videos over wifi
aka the only things that matter for iBheno users
>can't share jack shit over bluetooth
music?
>no back button
and now implementing one would just look like stealing from Android devices on Apple's part
>shit multitasking
Marshmallow's no better
>less apps
I only use Opera
>encryption is full of backdoors
only in America
I will always love my 4s though but I think I'm ready to move on to a GS7 when I have the cash
Seriously, this is it. This is the best smart device of 2013 and quite possibly 2014.
Samsung Galaxy Note 3.
>5.7 inch LCD 1080p screen with better PPI ratio than iPhone 5s
>4k Video Camera, no other comparable devices offers this feature
>3gigs of RAM and 2.2GHz processor so there is absolutely zero Android lag (legit)
>S-Pen to draw heug dicks to text your friends
>Flexible display variant to be released
>Bezels thinner than your mom’s clit
>Best smart device for running apps in window mode, no more LOLFULLSCREENAPPMODE for a fucking a calculator app
/g/ should be creaming their pants as if they saw their waifu in person.
>but muh small girly feministic hands
No one cares about your physical inadequacies Barbara. You were given the shit 5’2 manlet genes of life. Sac up and learn to use a man’s phone.
Better specs than iPhone 5s
Better screen than iPhone 5s
Better functionality than iPhone 5s
No NSAtrackprint.
Let me reiterate
>5.7 inch LCD 1080p touch screen
>Included S-Pen for writing, drawing, and gesture shortcuts
>Flexible display
>4K Video Camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3sk05QL-8 (be sure to update to Youtube to “Original” settings and not 1080pleb)
>Multi-vision for some sweet, sweet Note-finity widescreen experience with fellow Note 3 fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhvu9ugtVY4
>It can occasionally makes phone calls
Best specs, best screen, and best functionality, period.
Not even the Sony Z Ultra Bezels can compete since its phablet size reaches the threshold into retard realm.
>mfw its 2013 and iOS7 still cant even handle 2 conversations at once
Yep. Still usable with little compromise 3 years later.
PENTILE though.
>touchwizz
>locked bootloader
THIS IS HOW YOU PASTE TEXT IN VI !!!!!!
ITS NOT AN IRONY !
>>55425150
The real reason pajeets don't use vim — slows down copy and pasting from stack overflow.
>>55425150
CTRL+Shift+V
Many answers doesn't make it a complicated technique, at best it does the opposite. Stop manipulating people's view
Those fonts, lel. Spot the Arch user.
This message appears every 10 minutes on my windows xp , it already has become annoying and I think may cause problems in the future in computer, can someone help me?
>XP
>2016
I found your problem.
Instale um programa denominado Gentoo.
>>55425029
NO HABLA TECH SUPPORT MOTHERFUCKER
> Growing up tell my parents I want to work in compute science as a programmer.
> Gain interest in Linux, switch to sysadmin. RMS was right. Hoard my data
> tell parents
> They're wealthy and used to being leaders. Tell me servers are for rats
> "You want to be up here right, not down there"
> show me salary list for private tech jobs
> database admin 80k, software engineering 120k
> They want me to make the next big 'app'
> Kinda fine with being a server rat. Need to convince them.
>>55424944
If RMS was right then why did you call it Linux?
>>55424944
very nice blog, where can I follow your story?
>>55424965
FUCKING FLOORED hahaha
