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How do I make malloc() allocate things in the cloud?
You don't.
>>54517936
ask google for a dildo up your ass
overload it and implement your own shit
Post Gattsu
>>54517933
>Micro-ATX Edition
first it was server guts now this, fuck you guys i'm just not posting my guts today i guess
>>54518005
The edition has nothing to do with the actual thread
It's just a traditional thing to slap stupid names onto your threads
Just dusted everything out today.
Is there any way to fix a stripped screw hole in GPU PCB?
I'm trying to tighten the heatsink but one of the screws just keeps turning.
>>54517891
get a smaller screwdriver, one that actually fits
or get a screwdriver that strips the screw and makes a new head, fucking your shit up even worse
>>54517891
Yeah. With a hammer.
Get an appropriately sized tap.
C++ is the most beautiful programming language
>inb4 meme language like haskell
> muh game programming
>>54517857
>books on game programming
Fucking disgusting. Grab a book on OpenGL and get "Effective C++" that covers C++11, that's all you need. If you don't know C++ then pick up the Straustrup book.
>>54517938
>learning programming by trying to do something you actually want to do is disgusting
>you need to run hello world programs 500 times first
I disagree. Something fun should be done first, to satisfy the initial curiosity and provide continuing motivation.
Ahhh, that supported Nexus feel.
>battery drain increase
>performance feel shittier
damn
>have samsung phone since 2014
>never got an update
kill me
>>54517834
>That feeling when your cheap Motorola phone receives the latest Android
Guys, I hope this happened because I've had no sleep, but I had a bit of duck tape that I cut off a strip I used for a good reason because I tried to just tear it off and the duck tape was kinda too tough for that and so it ended up uneven so I cut it off with a pair of scissors but that's not the point I stuck the little uneven left over bit on the table, and you know how when you're really tired and trying to concentrate but can't you end up basically doing weird repetitive actions as you try to get your thoughts in an order.
So i started stroking the bit of duck tape on the table with my fingers and the silvered side of the duck tape felt really weird but fun to stroke so I did the natural thing of whipping my dick out and rubbing my cock head against the bit of tape and it didn't chafe and felt REALLy good so I kept up.
Any way, to cut a long story short I may have discovered a use for duck tape that involves something moving rather than being held in place and it felt wonderful.
Current thought is that if you maybe cut a toilet roll rube open, duck taped the insides then sort of duck taped it closed again to a better diameter it'd make a decent onahole, has anyone else experimented with duck tape based sexual pleasure devices that knows a better design to go with to utilise this hitherto unknown (to me at least) utility for duck tape?
>inb4 install anything
Get fucked gentootards
>>54517725
>duck tape
ayy lamo desu senpai.
>>54518074
you don't understand.
It's literally "duck tape" brand duct tape.
Vehicular Ad Hoc Networks (VANETs) are created by applying the principles of mobile ad hoc networks (MANETs) - the spontaneous creation of a wireless network for data exchange - to the domain of vehicles. They are a key component of intelligent transportation systems (ITS).
Example applications of VANETs are:
Electronic brake lights, which allow a driver (or an autonomous car or truck) to react to vehicles braking even though they might be obscured (e.g., by other vehicles).
Platooning, which allows vehicles to closely (down to a few inches) follow a leading vehicle by wirelessly receiving acceleration and steering information, thus forming electronically coupled "road trains".
Traffic information systems, which use VANET communication to provide up-to-the minute obstacle reports to a vehicle's satellite navigation system
>>54517654
Yeah, and?
>>54517654
>MANLETs
>>54517654
Bump
It's sad to see that interesting threads don't get any attention here
is he the greatest programmer ever r???
Real programmers use C, it was too hard for him so he created the shithole Python.
>greatest programmer ever
kek
>>54517780
?
He created C++ you spastic. A Dutch fag created Python.
>>54517529
all hail master Bjarne
WHERE THE FUCK IS AMD ZEN CPUS?
ITS BEEN ALMOST HALF OF 2016 AND THEY STILL DONT HAVE A RELEASE DATE OR REVIEWS YET
>>54517493
>Getting excited for AyyMD trash
Dumb frogposter
zen is in same place new amd gpus are. a dark dark place.
>tfw Intel will never have good competition
Has anyone had more of a negative impact on computers than James Gosling?
>>54517486
The C++ faggot. Barnje Shitsoop.
Yes, your mom
Alan Gay invented OOP right
Why did AMD stop updating the FX lineup with their new generations of cores?
From 2013-2016 they remained on 32nm Piledriver.
IPC gains were far too small, nobody would have bought them, they would have lost money.
>>54517418
Do you really want a CPU that tops the 250W draw from a 9590?
Pretty soon we have dedicated CPU power supplies!
>>54517418
Because it's a waste of money. They're waiting until Zen is ready to start updating their performance desktop lineup again.
Am I retarded?
If A = [3, 8, 9, 7, 6] and K = 3, shouldn't the function return [7, 6, 3, 8, 9] (as opposed to the instructions in pic related)?
https://codility.com/demo/take-sample-test/cyclic_rotation/
>>54517403
You're retarded.
[3, 8, 9, 7, 6] k = 0
[6, 3, 8, 9, 7] k = 1
[7, 6, 3, 8, 9] k = 2
[9, 7, 6, 3, 8] k = 3
>>54517403
Just read it once again, it's described in full detail.
>>54517488
>>54517505
Oh I got the rotation direction wrong. Thank you senpai.
It's never gonna happen, is it? :(
>>54517316
why does it matter to you
>>54517316
Nope.
the year of linux desktop is the year practically no one will use desktops, it'll be an obsolete thing
maybe in 2028
>tfw have a problem with blender
>ask for help
>/3/ doesn't help
>think the problem are my skills
>start using a better software like boujou (motion tracking), maya (animation), zbrush (sculpting), mudbox (texture painting), 3D coat (automatic retopo), after effects (compositing), premiere (video editing).
>realize how shit and mediocre is blender
So pretty much blender is mediocre enough to get the job done, but is fucking mediocre as fuck.
just like GIMP
I see myself using less and less blender from now on.
>>54517263
>he fell for the open sores maymay
Nobody on /g/ uses garbage open source software like gimp or Linux. We all use Windows and play video games.
GIMP truly is garbage but Blender is quite alright. I wish they'd actually slowly turn it into a video editor because that's one thing sorely missing on GNU slash Linux.
>>54517675
Who are you greening?
>>54517704
Who is we?
Hey /g/
I want to start a small PC repair business from home in my very small local town. I don't have a business space or anything, I would be going to these peoples' houses OR bringing their PC to my house, if something requires a lot of work.
What do you guys suggest for pricing? I've never actually gone to any business (e.g. Geek Squad) for PC repairs, so I have no idea what the price ranges would even be.
Should I charge per hour or per service? What if I have a crazy virus removal or something that takes 6 hours to kill?
Any advice appreciated. Pic related.
add data recovery >=$100
>>54517225
>os install $20
i would put that up. i charged a guy £90 for a windows install because he thought i was paying a load for a windows key.
>>54517225
I charge like 30-50 for OS install depending on if they have disks or not for drivers.
