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After taking a shit that is sticky and watery like glue I wish I had a hi tech-toilet that would clean my ass without wasting 30 minutes and a whole roll of paper
Also imagine if tech companies started making toilets specifically aimed for gamers. Lots of edgy design, LEDs and all. Ultimate toilet for PROFESSIONAL GAMERS. Extreme gaming sessions won't be interrupted because of having to take a shit anymore. Just do it while PWNING YOUR ENEMIES.
>>52346332
>After taking a shit that is sticky and watery like glue
Fix your diet or start shitting in sealable plastic food bags. Use wet wipes to clean your anoos up after.
Bidet masterrace
Just get one of these, paint it black and replace the LEDs with ones corresponding to the effect you want
Send a letter to Toto or something
Is Game Maker just a program used by normies who think they can program or can something actually be made using it?
>>52346294
The end justifies the means, anon
Is Python a bad language?
>anything related to gaming
>not for normies
I bet you're a special little snowflake, anon
It can definitely be used for proper work. Several successful commercial games have been made with it. I've also made a commercial program using it, it's quite niche and not a game, but I've had around $1600 in sales so far.
Apparently the iPhone 6c will be going back to the small size. 4-4.2 inch screen size.
I am really tempted to go back to the apple side, /g/. My iphone 5 was the fucking perfect size, everything else I've tried has just felt too big.
Would you consider getting this? I'm thinking about it. Only shit part is that they will release the iphone 7 only half a year later, so it will be an outdated design pretty quickly.
Give it back, Jamal.
>>52346520
it's a concept design u fuck
>>52346172
>no micro SD card support
>no removable battery
>lower end speccs which means it'll lag even more each iOS iteration
>100% heavily overpriced
No
Don't know whether to go with a 1440p monitor or 1440p monitor with G-Sync/144Hz? I narrowed it down to the the Dell U2715H or the ROG Swift (1st or 2nd Gen)?
Any advice is totally welcome, thanks.
Fuck off
>>52346096
i advise you to kill yourself
/g/ is picture related any good? I never owned a keyboard with such a design.
I tested typing on it and liked the keys. Felt like a laptop keyboard which I like. But I am not sure about the disgn of that thing.
>>52345913
I have the full-key one, it's great, takes a bit of getting used to though.
>>52345930
What do you mean by full-key? I didn't know there are different versions of this.
>>52345957
I'm assuming he's talking about key travel. So normal, healthy, heterosexual key travel instead of that shallow laptop chiclet faggotry.
We're all Turing machines
prove me wrong
If you can do arithmetic then yes. But your memory is limited, so you aren't a true turing machine.
>>52345724
You should probably log out of your Google account and clean your browser's cookies if that happens to you. Enable the faster captcha from the [Settings] of 4chan and reload the page.
So what if I'm a robot?
What does google have against me?
>“LAMP” stands for “Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP”—a common combination of software to use on a web server, except that “Linux” in this context really refers to the GNU/Linux system. So instead of “LAMP” it should be “GLAMP”: “GNU, Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP.”
>The term “FOSS,” meaning “Free and Open Source Software,” was coined as a way to be neutral between free software and open source, but it doesn't really do that. If neutrality is your goal, “FLOSS” is better. But if you want to show you stand for freedom, don't use a neutral term.
Stallman quotes thread
>The concept of "sexual interference with a human corpse" is curious. All a corpse can do on its own is decay, so the only possible "interference" is to prevent its decay. Thus, "sexual interference" rationally would mean some sexual activity while injecting embalming fluid, or while putting the corpse into a refrigerator. However, I doubt that the censors interpret this term rationally. They will have cooked up an excuse for some twisted interpretation that enables them to punish more people.
>This censorship cannot be justified by protecting corpses from suffering. Whatever you do to a corpse, it can't suffer, not even emotionally.
>Then there is the prohibition of realistically depicting sex with an animal. The law does not care whether the animal wanted sex. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes solicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?
https://stallman.org/articles/extreme.html
>Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).
https://stallman.org/archives/2003-may-aug.html
Don't see anything wrong with any of his ideals, even his stance on child sexuality is neither abusive nor offensive.
What's Apple's endgame?
>own all monies
>crash the economy
next milestone will be apple house or car, i'd imagine.
Continuing to enter more markets they feel are currently in need of a rethink
Make no mistake, they will buckle under their own weight eventually. Hopefully there is an alternative by then
Is Ninite a botnet?
EVERYTHING IS A BOTNET
nah I think they're reliable. the world is built on trust.
if you use windows and worry about being safe with ninite then use chocolatey instead: https://chocolatey.org/
does the same thing. if you want multiple installs then just do:
choco install software1 software2 software3
It's like apt-get for windows.
We sometimes got a new smartphones or we start to being lost in the Play Store.
There's an thread for that! List your best apps or must-have apps, games, utilities, and so on…Or shamelessly present your own handy apps.
>>52345351
I like the Lightning browser because it plays sounds of girls screaming while I shove my dick in my phone's charging port
F-Droid
Viper4android
CCleaner
Amplify
Greenify
AdAway
Quickpic
MX Player
FBReader with PDF and bookshelf plugins
Fildo
Viber
Diaro
Looking for a better music player and looking for a new rom without gapps.
As for games i got a GBA emulator and occasionally playing some nostalgia games.
>>52345351
I installed Yandex Kit and its apps: https://kit.yandex.com/
Others:
>mail.ru Agent
>K9 Mail
>JuiceSSH
>Clover
>Dr Web Antivirus
>Poweramp
Is Reddit botnet? Just look at all this... And they are open source...How's this possible? https://reddit.com/wiki/privacypolicy
>>52345076
Holy shit, are they trying to compete with google or something?
>>52345076
Open source does not mean it is not a botnet. You can write open source malware.
>>52345213
I agree, but what about license violations? Isn't that illegal? You can get prosecuted for doing that, right?
Is this mouse anygood?
Is a Sniper MMR 2400 dpi, considering is only 6€
Seems a pretty good deal.
I have a Rokkat Kova(+) with breathing leds (love it) but the mousewheel broke so i can't middleclick.
Any suggestion, i don't want to spend more than 20€ and i want breathing leds.
>>52344941
sharp edges would hurt your anus
>>52344941
gayer than aids
its as good as it looks
>There are people browsing /g/ right now who willingly run proprietary software
Holy shit. Just wow.
>>52344926
Which OS do you use?
No proprietary parts at all? I envy you if that's the case, but I'm too lazy to even try at this point.
muh software, muh drivers...
I use a ton of proprietary software's, hardware's, hell even my car is proprietary. I bet my house is too... you can't stop the net that is known as bot.
>>52344926
OP do you work?
I've had an android phone for a few months now and still havent found a decent game. Most of the stuff on the play store is pay-to-win garbage.
What have you been playing?
>>52344781
solitaire
>>52344781
Godville.
You don't do anything, just watch as your hero does things by himself. Isn't pay to win and is surprisingly addictive.
Smash hit.
>dad likes snooker
>i have nothing to do with it
>casually make fun of it on the phone with mom some times
>open up youtube
>reccomended channels are about snooker
today i opened facebook and my landlady was on reccomended friends
shit man
Literally who?
Who the fuck is snooker?
> getting intelligent, relevant content suggestions
> not being delighted
shit man
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