hey anon, you ever see a celeb naked in real life? share your story
bump, love these threads
do strippers/porn stars count? otherwise, nope. ONE DAY I'LL SEE MOOT'S BUTTHOLE THO :D
>>673472331
No. There's no such thing as real life
Is there a psychologist thats willing to help me. Im really tempted to commit suicide due to my ocd. Its gotten to the point i cant do things that are pretty much normal for everyone.
>>673480585
what you need is a psychiatrist, and a reduction of stress, and an increase in physical exercise.
>source, i've been in your boat, sometimes i find a way out
Call 911, stage a fake heart attack, let the Amber Lamps take you to the ER, get a Doctor to cure you of OCD & sneak out without being discharged so you don't pay medical bills.
>>673480943
im too fucked to go to a psychiatrist. I cant eat or drink anything while watching tv/listening to a song/watching a youtube video or places which i dont hang out frequently in real life for example while sitting on a sidewalk and eating.
>sometimes become aware of my senses. Breathing,blinking .....just like now.
>cant masturbate more than once a day.
>cant masturbate to a pornstar or name of a video i know/...
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Post some fap
>>673487278
some fap
Lets see if /b/ can count to 10
If you do, I'll post a webm of my sister blowing a horse
>inb4 niggers
Let's actually try this time, faggots.
1
2
3
4CHAN RAP!
We are making a song right now and whatever you post, we will alter with profession and put into the track.
Trips get to name the track.
Dubs get included in the chorus, too.
Let's do this, anon, wherever the fuck you are.
>>673486806
Kiss me on my hole of booty.
TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE
>>673486806
I'll just keep updating as we go along. Think of that unsolved mysteries guy, Robert stack, going "UPDATE"
We've got the instrumental going right now, nearly done. Gotta start on lyrics but can't do that until you guys start posting pictures, text, suggestions, whatever you feel. We'll work it all iin
On/off
>>673477287
keep going op
>>673477287
fb thread continued
>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
What movie theater serves burgers??
Nigger
>>673485908
who the fuck eats a burger in the theater? ugh last thing i want is some greasy fuck breathing heavy eating a burger beside me. bad enough you gotta deal with the loud ass niggers in there
amateur ass thread
Trap thread right now. I didn't come to /b/ for it's cancerous posts and fap/sleep threads! I want to closet my homosexuality further by looking at chicks with dicks. Also, area code thread. Mine is 714.
>>673481744
Man, I'd give up a great many things to be able to pleasure myself like this.
C++
It's aaight
>>673482014
im learning fast its not that bad
>>673481284
return 0;
/b/ cock my rate pls
rate cocking bread
>>673476666
NICE SATANIC QUADS AUTOWITNESSED SHAMELESS SELF BUMP
>>673476666
7/10. nice quads
Rate mime too pls
Hunger Games thread.
>First 36 get in.
Previous thread: >>673477359
Mr. Bean
Lellura
Guts
what do you carry, /b/?
I'd whoop your ass before you could even draw pussy.
>>673487307
My own two hands.
In an active shooter scenario, my goal is to drown the attacker in my blood.
>>673487307
I don't
It aint easy being royalty
>>673480645
Fuck outta here, knave!
>>673480645
Behold, your new emperor!
>>673480896
The emperor won't arrive for quite a while