What keeps you coming back to this shit hole /b/?
Mostly insomnia.
ditto
Op is faggot.
anchorage?
>>666363304
Fairbanks reporting in. These never turn out good but fun to watch them fail.
So yea 19yo virginfag here, gonna have my first time today
any advice besides its lower than you think and salty milk and coins?
>>666364370
i giggled
Both of you should piss afterwards to prevent any possibility of developing a UTI.
Don't wrap it and don't pull out
STORIES ABOUT NUDES YOU OBTAINED YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE:
I'll start:
>Use Gmail Streak app to track if girls read my emails.
>Be ugly brown dude with lots of smarts.
>Have crush on girl from elementary school all throughout high school.
>She was hot piece of ass.
>She didn't really date anyone.
>Send her an occasional email saying hello.
>She reads and opens it once.
>Rarely responds.
>Decide to make a fake email as boy she briefly dated after high school.
>Ask her for nudes after a few emails.
>Look at Gmail Streak stats and discover she looked at that email 10 times in a row from her iPhone and her MacBook.
>Sends me nudes the next day.
>I know have nudes of the girl I've had a crush on all through high school.
>Baffled at how easy that was.
Friend let me use his phone while i took a smoke break because mine was dead. Looked through and found this of his wife. Sent it to my dead phone.
Different story.
>Be garbage man of our apartment building.
>(basically you volunteer to bring out building's garbage and get $100 off rent [not worth in imo, as some months there was huge amounts of garbage and I'd spend hours hauling it out])
>One day find bag of what appeared to be a girl's garbage: empty lipsticks, torn panties.... and an old iPhone 3GS
>Decide to keep the whole bag.
>Hook it up power cable and turn it on.
>No passcode
>Go into pics.
>500 pics.
>It's the girl next door. Maybe 20 or 21 years old.
>Find 3 nudes.
>Glorious Victory
>took a picture of myself
>sent it to me without me knowing
>I never knew
California check in.
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>>666359811
I'm moving to LA soon, how is it?
661.
Who 612/651 here?
r34 thread
Trans anon here, pretty bored, AMA
>inb4 kill yourself
>>666342125
are you happy with the transition?
mtf or ftm
>>666342125
kill yourself twice
Asian Bread 2.0
Let's keep the OC flowing
Waiting on OP to deliver
This is where the cool yellow fever fags hang out
no porn webm thread?
porn webm thread
sauce?
>>666327146
>>666327328
REBD-099
NZ Thread
Hey bro
y tho
Washington state nudes.
509 bump
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Praying for Ellie V. From Olympia
Hey /b/
Rate my pussy!
I've included a timestamp so you know it's not b8
Will post more if trips
(I'm in the bath now)
>>666268224
looks shy
Panties in mouth?
cant rate without seeing butthole
thats the best part
>>666268224
>inb4 ham planet
The term "fap" has ran its course, it has become old and gay. It's time we choose a new word to describe our favorite online activity.
Join us on this journey.
>>666269488
how about 'buff' or 'buffing'.
>I'm going to the garage and do some buffing.
>>666269488
that's not how it works.
Also fuck you. It's still alive after about 16 or 17 years because it is accurate and effective.
If you want to make some legendary word apply to the english language you need to get on Clay's level and put some fucking effort into it.
Posting some half-assed shit on 4chan isn't even close.
>>666270095
I don't know who clay is
time to finally organize my rule 34 folder, dumping while I go through all 3,255 files
is this body fuckable?
>>666273048
Yes.
4/20 would spiral out and keep going on that ass
>>666273048
Definitely
