Things people never say to each other on /b/
you not a faggot
How was your day?
what a clever and well thought argument, sir.
There is a lack of cute girls, let's fix that.
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ITT: We share stories about fucked up shit we did in high school.
Posting my story next.
When I was 14 or 15, I had a health teacher that was probably in her late 20s early 30s. She ALWAYS fucking hit on me even though I dressed like a scene faggot back then. I was one of those kids that were cool with just about everyone in the school. Well one day, I decided to fill up a big ass water bottle with my Dad's vodka and bring it to school. I was in her class and I was passing it around to like 2 of my friends in that class. She loved me but hated those kids. She then intercepted the bottle while my friend was passing it over to my other friend and she smelled it. Sent my two friends to the office and kept the bottle on the window seal behind her desk. I guess she told the principal that she smelled vodka on them and they somehow disposed of the bottle on the way to the office. After class she gave me back my bottle and told me "Don't get caught with this". So I just got drunk the rest of the day and that alcohol thing turned into a huge ordeal. There was like hearings and shit about it for weeks after. No more than a few days after the day she sends my friends to the office, the health teacher fucking friended me on facebook and told me to come over. Fucking alpha ass 14 year old me told my Dad to drop me off at her house. I told him it was my friends place. When I got in, she busted out wine and gave me a fucking hand job. She told me to lie about her giving the bottle back to me so my friends dont get her fired. I ended up having to go testify to a police and my principal and I was like yo she did give the bottle back to me, it was mine, not my friends. Cuz fucking bros before hoes. She ended up getting fired and I ended up being suspended for 2 weeks. I never really said shit to my friends that went to my school about the handjob until a few years later. I didn't want that to turn into a huge problem.
>>561548594
we used to hang around with one semi-retarded girl, from the retard course and she let us play with her boobs, some friends make out, i have some fantasys but never did anything more than enjoy her huge breasts
>>561548952
LOL was she just special ed? Or full on retard?
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Though, we're working to solve this, so we can now safely tell you that your days are coming to an end. You can turn to the right side with the rest of us. Or you can keep with your activity until you are caught somewhere else on Internet, you become listed, and then ignored by everyone else, making your troll attemps useless. We have appeared on Fox News recently, so we brought enough awareness to become important.
You choose what you do, /b/. Your days are coming to an end.
>>561555686
Sage
Try harder
Creep General...tell stories and techniques used.
Bumping own thread
Bumping moooooar
>>561547394
pretty toes 8/10 would suck
>more feet
teens
needs moar teens
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>561554135
why so moody?
Haven't seen one in quite some time, so /b/, let's start a rekt thread.
>>561547102
bump for potential
>>561547102
>Haven't seen one in quite some time
BULLSHIT
>>561547547
I thought so too there was a really good one yesterday, but nevertheless.....
We need a R34 thread
>>561553675
If anyone has any rule 34 that includes well drawn feet that would be truly appreciated.
Bump.
>>561553675
bumb
Fuck /b/ I think I'm in serious shit.
>Be me
>20
>Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months
>Go to Tokyo
>Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out
>After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter
>Repeat quite a few times
>End of time here
>Go back to UK
Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47
3/4 of them were 18-24
More than half of them were virgins.
I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything.
My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant.
>Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them.
What do.
Genghis Khan would be proud.
>>561544928
nothing
Who cares? you put your genes out there like you are supposed to.
They know nothing about you.
Sit bask and let the little whitey babies frollick
Why murrica sucks?
>implying japs didn't have it coming
>feminazis everywhere
>nigger as president
>still things they are the best
>>561545324
9/11 was an inside job.
What are your thoughts on homosexuality /b/?
have you been having dreams of saddam husseins mustache fucking you in the ass again ?
>>561542000
homosexuality is for faggots
>>561542000
I'm gunna be honest I've done some gay shit.
Like posting dick pics on /hm/ to see if they like it. Like fapping to traps. Like taking huge nigger cock in my ass.
But deep down im not gay.
So go fuck yourself.
Why is the reddit userbase so fucking cancerous? Ultra-left wing white apologists, all of them.
>>561532216
Find the right subreddit.
we should kill somebody
>>561532216
Never been on. Is it the male equivalent of tumblr?
ITT most fucked thing you did in school
laugh at a kid wth my twoo gfs
>>561534291
fucked a 14 year old girl in the school theatre.
that was fun
>>561534291
Worked hard, respected my parents, cared about my grades and followed the rules. Worst decisions ever.
Anyone ever fuck their friend's mom? I dont even care if theyre not supermodel hot
>>561527080
Closest thing I got is that my friends hippy mom let me and my friend watch porn, taught with us about sex and taught us how to jerk-off. One time I was talking with her about sex and got a hardon, she unbuttoned my pants, took my dick out, stroked it a few times in a very clinical way to show me what to do and then walked out to let me finish.
Sorry brah.
bored?
come watch Jaded goof around in Xenogears
>playinggames.
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2)Paste into URL bar
3)???
4)Profit!!
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