I know how you all are obsessed when it comes to incest...so here's my story.
>be Vietnamese, get adopted along with my sister when we're quite young
>live in America and such
>we grow up in a nice neighborhood, and I live with my sister
>she doesn't know it, but I fantasize about having lesbian sex with her all the time
>ever since we were little (10 or 11) I'd rummage through her clothes when she wasn't looking, finding panties that had stains on them, and I'd lick them, tasting the skids
>as we've grown older I continued to have these fantasies, and there have even been a few times I've almost told her how I felt...but I haven't had the courage
Anybody want to hear some stories of what I did to her stuff while she was gone?
>picture related; my sister
>>561795341
I'm pretty interested
lets hear em.
Shes pretty hot
continue
spread this shit on imgur,twitter,facebook,google,9fag,reddit everywhere niggers
i bump thee
where did the nude come from? Is that implants she just got there?
>>561800829
give the dox
/b/ what the fuck is wrong with you? I remember back in the days before I came here hearing tales of the legendary 4chan who ddosed major websites on a whim and mentally destroyed drama llamas on the internet by the dozens. This board used to strike so much fear that many normalfags would never dare visit it. Now you just fiddle away on your YLYL threads and the other cancerous things that dominate this board, what do you even do /b/?
I come here tonight with an opportunity to enjoy some of the good old sport of destroying people over the internet for no apparent reason. I have obtained what I am 95% sure are nudes of an internet celebrity who has built a career out of her positive image and being a good role model for children, wouldn't be fun to DESTROY her career, or at least force her into career saving pornography?
I will not lie to you /b/, this girl has committed no wrong against this board or me, there is no reason to attack her. But since when does destruction and chaos need a reason? Why not destroy someone just because you can, and enjoy the lamentations of the fans and white knights of the internet. Why not create massive amounts of drama in someones life just because?
tl;dr who wants to help me spread nudes of an internet celebrity?
And if you just want to keep doing stupid shit I'll also put up a YLYL thread.
This is the girl I have (alleged) nudes of, I can also produce evidence that convinces me they are legit
I'm in
Let's get a classic greentext thread going.
Enjoy this tard story
Omegle
>"Hi, I'm Dan"
New Thread.
Part 1
>>561771802
Part 2
get shrekt
The quest for naked sister continues
OMG FIRST
>>561786413
OMG SECOND
keep going
My Mom is gonna be home in an hour. It's her birthday and I have no fucking clue what to get her. I feel like a shit son but I'm just so bad at getting gifts. What do?
you fucking dope
you can get flowers for any woman for any occasion and they'll be happy with it
Only one thing you can do. Give that mom the dick. Thank me later.
>>561778604
post more pictures so we know what kinda girl she is
otherwise we won't be able to tell what kind of present she'll like
/b/ this is my sister, shes a huge slut and she turned 18 the other day. I snuck into her room and teased her untill she fucked me. will write a detailed story if /b/ requests.
>>561769761
i request
>>561769761
nah, i'll pass
>>561769761
OP WILL DELIVAR TONIGHT!
Ok guys, advice?
>parents at my house for a few months
>not asked for rent or anything, glad to be helping them
>2 days ago (its been 2 weeks since they moved in) my mother started shouting about the volume on my DS being too loud
>says she can't hear the t.v
>DS volume wasn't even half way up
>agree to turn it to silent
>get in from work today
>grab a beer
>throw on t.v
>suddenly music so loud things are literally falling from the shelves
>coming from downstairs
>neighbours knocking about loud music
>tell them I'll sort it out and I'm sorry
>go downstairs
>mum is ironing with music on stupidly loud
>don't get angry, just ask her to turn it down a little
>explain things are falling of shelves, neighbours knocking etc
>starts shouting about how bad a host I am
>dad comes back around this time and hears her shouting
>swings for me because I 'upset my mother'
>dodge punch and lock them in the kitchen where this took place
>and now I'm here
>music STILL fucking stupidly loud
>now THEY are trying to shout over music about being locked in the kitchen -_-
>what do?
>>561781448
you obviously have shitty parents. Kick them out
eventually the music will stop and their screams will subside. they have enough food to last awhile so I think they'll be ok. Just leave them in there until they learn their lesson.
>>561781676
/Thread
>>561781779
Kek
ylyl
only things you lost to
>>561777854
jesus christ these people are demented
like i know /b/ is all like "faggot nigger xD" but like these people are legitimately psycho
>>561778496
Stop talking
>>561778496
Summerfags.
Blond people is the best looking people in the world and that's the only truth.
>>561767452
You forgot about brunettes
And redheads
And bald people
Hey /b/, I need some help
Well, basically, I need to get rid of my finger, don't ask me why...
How do I do effectively? I could just chop it off with a cleaver, but it HAS to look like an accident...
Also, the i don't give a shit about how much it hurts, it just has to look like an accident
>>561774534
If you wear a ring, just get it hooked on something and yank.
Get blender
Put desired finger in blender
Turn it on
????
Profit.
>>561774534
run it through a bandsaw. 15000 nine-fingered shop teachers can't be wrong
Ask a guy who got caught trying to record my sister taking a shower anything
How old id your sister ?
who caught you ?
Why you want to record her?
>>561758667
She's 17. She caught me. I want to see her naked
even if you got caught, u kept the vidya rite?
Beta/Cringe/Weeb thread?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEBe5dDhzNA
>>561759445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8-sJHFTQM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
Game webm's, no porn.
fuck your cs
play some cod4 promod fkn noob
>>561728583
that's actually pretty impressive, when i saw this first time i was confused what happened, then slow motion i was like "you nigga what"
