The quest for naked sister continues
OMG FIRST
>>561786413
OMG SECOND
keep going
My Mom is gonna be home in an hour. It's her birthday and I have no fucking clue what to get her. I feel like a shit son but I'm just so bad at getting gifts. What do?
you fucking dope
you can get flowers for any woman for any occasion and they'll be happy with it
Only one thing you can do. Give that mom the dick. Thank me later.
>>561778604
post more pictures so we know what kinda girl she is
otherwise we won't be able to tell what kind of present she'll like
/b/ this is my sister, shes a huge slut and she turned 18 the other day. I snuck into her room and teased her untill she fucked me. will write a detailed story if /b/ requests.
>>561769761
i request
>>561769761
nah, i'll pass
>>561769761
OP WILL DELIVAR TONIGHT!
Ok guys, advice?
>parents at my house for a few months
>not asked for rent or anything, glad to be helping them
>2 days ago (its been 2 weeks since they moved in) my mother started shouting about the volume on my DS being too loud
>says she can't hear the t.v
>DS volume wasn't even half way up
>agree to turn it to silent
>get in from work today
>grab a beer
>throw on t.v
>suddenly music so loud things are literally falling from the shelves
>coming from downstairs
>neighbours knocking about loud music
>tell them I'll sort it out and I'm sorry
>go downstairs
>mum is ironing with music on stupidly loud
>don't get angry, just ask her to turn it down a little
>explain things are falling of shelves, neighbours knocking etc
>starts shouting about how bad a host I am
>dad comes back around this time and hears her shouting
>swings for me because I 'upset my mother'
>dodge punch and lock them in the kitchen where this took place
>and now I'm here
>music STILL fucking stupidly loud
>now THEY are trying to shout over music about being locked in the kitchen -_-
>what do?
>>561781448
you obviously have shitty parents. Kick them out
eventually the music will stop and their screams will subside. they have enough food to last awhile so I think they'll be ok. Just leave them in there until they learn their lesson.
>>561781676
/Thread
>>561781779
Kek
ylyl
only things you lost to
>>561777854
jesus christ these people are demented
like i know /b/ is all like "faggot nigger xD" but like these people are legitimately psycho
>>561778496
Stop talking
>>561778496
Summerfags.
Blond people is the best looking people in the world and that's the only truth.
>>561767452
You forgot about brunettes
And redheads
And bald people
Hey /b/, I need some help
Well, basically, I need to get rid of my finger, don't ask me why...
How do I do effectively? I could just chop it off with a cleaver, but it HAS to look like an accident...
Also, the i don't give a shit about how much it hurts, it just has to look like an accident
>>561774534
If you wear a ring, just get it hooked on something and yank.
Get blender
Put desired finger in blender
Turn it on
????
Profit.
>>561774534
run it through a bandsaw. 15000 nine-fingered shop teachers can't be wrong
Ask a guy who got caught trying to record my sister taking a shower anything
How old id your sister ?
who caught you ?
Why you want to record her?
>>561758667
She's 17. She caught me. I want to see her naked
even if you got caught, u kept the vidya rite?
Beta/Cringe/Weeb thread?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEBe5dDhzNA
>>561759445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8-sJHFTQM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
Game webm's, no porn.
fuck your cs
play some cod4 promod fkn noob
>>561728583
that's actually pretty impressive, when i saw this first time i was confused what happened, then slow motion i was like "you nigga what"
.Webm porn. go.
>>561726870
Sauce plz
>>561726870
sauuuuuce
42 decides whether I share a video of her making sweet love to her dog.
For those not familiar with the story, do a reverse image search.
I wanna see you and your dog
Do it faggot.
Ye.ah.nigg.a
Indian naked babe's... preferably amateur..
decorated dicks
>>561742579
Wow, what a great job.
Can't wait to do this.
>>561742579
awesome where do you get your clothes
>>561742579
Soup /b/. If you`ve ever wanted a woman to say something to you, now is the time. I will be doing vocaroo requests for the next hour, and I`ll try to get to as many as I can,
say the date, you rname, and describe your last sexual experience
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLY066vP9W
>>561741549
"ayy lmao"
