Continued from >>561511432
Time for a new spin on an old /b/ classic.
>>561710831
Takama Wataguchi. lol
Taka something.
>inb4 Hirohito
Observe the numbers
>>561700000
>>561700000
dammmmmnnnn
nice one op
More mother son
bumping too
bumping too too
>>561699631
bumpity bump
Ok, guess my shit got deleted, no matter. Its all saved.
>be 13
>at my house
>cousin and family come over
>parents getting drunk, watching land before time with younger siblings/cousins
>ask if cousin wants to play nintendo, says yes
>play donkey kong country, better than she is
>beat a couple levels, her turn, keep doing this system
>start to get bored, ask if she wants to do something else
>says she brought a suprise with her, ask what it is
>says she brought a joint, dont know what that is so i ask
>says its something you smoke, say ok
>crack my window and smoke the joint, get high as fuck
>start laughing a lot, play more donkey kong
>says she's horny, realize i am too
>say im gonna go jack off in the bathroom, says she doesn't want me to
>asks if i wanna learn something, ask her what
>asks if i know how to eat a girl out, tell her no
>lays on my bed and gets naked, tells me to lay in between her legs
>crawl into the bed and do that, my head is right above her vagina
>tells me to start licking her clit
>pause for a second, look up at her, ask what a clit is
>rolls her eyes, pushed my face on her vagina
>still no idea what to do, seen it in porn though, start to lick her
>says i need to go higher, lick my way up, she starts to moan so i think im doing it right
>remember older brother giving me sex advice, says to spell the alphabet
>do that, she's really into it, holy fuck he was right
>wants me to start to finger her, done this before so im like a pro
>tongue starts to get tired so i do some retarded jaw movements to keep going
>must've done something right, cums all over my face
>never tasted cum before, try to fight the urge to puke, keep it down
>tells me its my turn
>nervousandexcitedomghellyeah.exe
>hear parents call our names, scared as fuck
>tell her we can do it later, get dressed and go see what they want
>10 minutes of bs chat with parents, say i need to go to the bathroom, jack off and go to sleep
>be 15
>be at school, end of the day
>ride cousins bus home, was gonna help uncle re-roof the house
>get to cousins house, uncle is already on the roof
>tells me to grab a pack of shingles and come up the ladder
>grab two, trying to impress uncle
>start to climb ladder, shaky cause im scared as fuck, dont do heights
>get to top, step on roof with left foot and singles slide to the right, lose my balance
>fall 20 feet down to the ground, land on right foot, fuck up my ankle
>later find out its broken
>play it off like its a sprain, dont wanna look like a pussy
>aunt freaks out, says shes gonna call the ambulance
>nahfuckthatbetough.macho
>tell her no, say just gonna rest
>go into cousins basement and relax, start watching on-demand adult swim
>aunt comes down to bandage me, brings drinks and chips and some pain relievers
>cousin comes down too, brings me her guitar, says the strings are broken
>only needed to be tuned, still make me look awesome for fixing it
>aunt goes back upstairs, cousin and I watching inyuyasha
>cousin says she wants to try something
>asks if i wanna try something too, i say yes thinking its weed
>locks door, comes back down the stairs without panties on
>total upskirt, saw everything
>start to get hard, i know where this is going
>says she wants to ride me, say alright but dont touch my foot
>move to big recliner so we both can fit, stradles my lap
>unbutton and unzip my jeans, my throbbing hard cock comes out, shes rubbing it between her vagina lips
>says shes gonna take care of me, starts to slide down on my cock
>plays with her clit
>notice theres more resistance than usual, ask if she's wet
>nods yes, say ok and move on
>pull up her shirt so her tits are bouncing in my face
>bumpin and grinding up and down on my cock
>moans slightly, i do too
>leans in and bounces her ass up and down
>omfgyesplz.pleasure
>says she loves being ass fucked
>O.O
>realize im balls deep in her ass, think about it for a second
^^ (continued) ^^
>realize i love anal, squeeze on her ass and tell her im coming
>says she is too, nut hard in her ass
>makeout with her as she's still slowly grinding out, wishes me well and hopes i get better
>pulls off of me, my limp cock falls down on my legs, cleans me up and buttons me up
>she gets dressed, sits next to me in the recliner and we fall asleep watching inyuyasha
May have some reposts since my previous thread got deleted. Pics will follow soon
>be 17
>cousin and I on regular fuck basis
>at school, tired as fuck
>suprise math test in 2nd period open book
>shit, forgot book
>excuse self to bathroom, say i have the runs
>call dad and ask to bring me my book, won't
>call sister, also wont
>call cousin as last resort, picks up, says yes
>awesome
>10 mins later she comes to the school, still in bathroom
>txt her to come to the bathroom by mrs. anon's room
>gets visitor pass and comes to bathroom, hands me book
>tell her thanks, sorry for waking her up so early
>says no problem, turns around to leave
>stop her, say ive always had a school-fuck fetish
>she smiles, tells me im dirty and pushes me into the stall
>sit on toilet, she whips out my dick
>slaps herself in the face with it, getting me rock hard
>licks up and down my shaft till im hard, then starts sucking
>grab her hair and push her head down to deep throat
>gurgles on my cock, spilling my cum on my balls
>after 10 mins of this she looks up at me
>asks if thats what i wanted
>shake head no, tell her to stand up
>she does, take my pocket knife and cut a hole in the back of her jeans
>asks why i did that, dont respond, instead wrap my hand around her neck
>move her panties aside in the whole and drive my cock straight in her
>she moans soft and distorted cause im tightening my grip on her neck, shes into that
>start pounding her pussy, sending vibrations up her perfect ass
>omfg this is amazing
>fuck her harder and faster, have to hold her mouth now so we dont get caught
>use other hand to massage and play with her tits
>hear her say through my hands "im cumming"
>tell her she has to hold out, reluctantly does
>keep teasing her, pushing her to the edge of cumming, sex torture
>tell her i want her to cum all over my cock
>fuck her extremely hard and we cum together
>bury my cock deep as i finish, my balls against her pussy lips
>pull out, she turns around and kisses me, says thank you
ITT the yiff intensity of each image increases as we get closer to image limit.
>>561682302
SLOWEEER
Time for the nightly loli thread!
god-tier body thread. go
> god-tier body thread
> Post a fucking skeleton
let's not post any more old bitches with loose skin and no definition
>>561682301
did someone just say...
hi /b/
I'm too sad to sleep I tried and couldn't stop crying, so instead I am going to start a feels thread and greentext why I am so sad.
>>561685915
bumping
God here. Ask anything. Except boring shit like 'is she the one?', I'm not a fucking two-bit fortune teller.
How were you created?
Prove that you're god.
i like dick
am i going to hell
comic thread loli maybe with story (color)
Lol no
>>561663610
Hey good job OP, you posted 1 image.
>>561665362
And a tiny one at that.
Hello, /b/. Your trolling days are coming to an end soon.
I'm an Operation Internet Justice activist. We activists keep track of as many trolls as we can find and add them to our own lists, using a handle, IP, or whatever we can find to identify you.
I was told to make a list of YouTube trolls. My personal work is posted at http://www.youtube.com/user/OpIJ2014 - We as individuals can't do anything right, but as a group, becoming successful in what we do, but we have a big problem. You. 4chan doesn't use handles, so there's no way we can list you to keep the rest of Internet in alert that you're trolls. We can't add the full 4chan.com domain either, since that won't help people while you're outside of the page.
Though, we're working to solve this, so we can now safely tell you that your days are coming to an end. You can turn to the right side with the rest of us. Or you can keep with your activity until you are caught somewhere else on Internet, you become listed, and then ignored by everyone else, making your troll attemps useless. We have appeared on Fox News recently, so we brought enough awareness to become important.
You choose what you do, /b/. Your days are coming to an end.
>inb4 hinest replies
>>561683134
top kek
what are you waiting for /b/?
>>561685175
Terminal illness.
you need the money to build a containment area though. Plus you'll probably die in 10 year and if you have kids they'll be autistic mutants.
>buy 50+ acres of land 10 miles away from your house
>surround in fences
>make a concrete room underground
>store extra nuclear waste
>profit
Time for a Fallout roll story thread!
5 decides what number the vault is.
9 decides the name of the Overseer.
3 decides the vault's experiment.
Go!
Rollin for vault 517
Rolling for name - Faggot Von Dipshitsu
>>561679751
Rerawl
Out of trees :/ About to smoke this mix of bud and kief scraped/banged out of my grinder. What are you guys smoking?
General stoner thread
>>561667769
ayy lmao
>>561667769
>tfw out of weed, and no money
Fuck.
Smoking my saved up kief is quite tempting
>>561667769
ayy lmao
teen panty thread!
>>561676712
>inb4 404
