What type of music does /b/ listen to?
Music that I like the sound of.
>2014
>not having an eclectic taste
>not having Bach right next to Pitbull
>not having Sonic Youth right next to Jay Z
Nigger music
Shhhhheeeeeeeiiiitt Thread
>>561380154
>this heroic man of african heretage goes bankrupt to save a child in africa
>>561380382
>this poor man of african heretage was gunned down exclusivly for being black
>>561380939
>nigger detected
Sup /b/, for the next hour I will be doing Vocaroo requests. If there's something you'd like me to say, please post in this thread. I will try to do as many as i can.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RPbMvoZR43
Rap this you whore
Now this is the story all about how
My life got twisted, upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
Hm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
>>561382759
Sing pokemon theme
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
New thread old one reaching limit >>561366416
>>561381989
bump
ok
aight bro I got faith in you.
>tfw my cat who had since I was 7 years old died just today at the age of 16
>he was the best cat I ever had
underage b&
>>561380594
7+16=23
Illiterate dense cunt.
>>561380493
Sorry bro.
ITT: Sherwood Dungeon Raid
Enough Habbo Hotel. Enough Club Penguin. No more spamming fart noises. The pool isn't closed anymore, in fact it's been open for a long time... We need a new game to raid.
Step 1: Go to sherwooddungeon.com/play.html
Step 2: Play As Guest *No Sign Up Required
Avatar Name: NAZl ("l" is a lowercase "L")
Step 3: Pick any character but keep Team as Red and change Skin to the darkest option.
Step 4: Skip tutorial (or not) then type "/join5"
Step 5: ????????????????????????????????
Step 6: The Game.
I'll see you niggers there.
Protip:
Up and down arrow keys to dance.
aight i'm in
>>561369756
bump
Make the grill, post the grill, r8 the grill:
http://rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
I'M STILL IN A DREAAAAAM SNAKE EATER
>>561358197
8/10
>>561358596
10/10 cuz Snaek
bump
>561364537 cont.
>operation freezer burn go!
shameless self bump for justice
>>561375330
what is his email?
Will someone please Photoshop my girlfriend of 3 years nude.
She will not let me see her naked in real life, because we are Mormon and have to wait until marriage.
Thank you
>3 years
>3 years
>no sex
>>561369016
yes, 3 years. But I'm happy to wait, because I know for this sacrifice there is a place in heaven for me.
Haven't seen an sfur thread all day!
Come on guys!
>>561367418
YEAH been lookin 4 u all day
>>561367418
>>561367734
You Fap You Lose
*good luck, as i'll be posting this whole set, but it gets kinda gorey since the dad literally rapes the shit out of the son*
bamp
Proceed
>>561365923
Moarz
/b/ did i make a mistake
last night i fucked a 14 year old girl and im 18 what would you have done?
pic unrelated
>>561367475
Not fuck her.
Now you need to be careful that she doesn't go to the police until all the evidence is gone. I hope you didn't text or message her anything incriminating
you are fine if you dont live in a shithole
thank mr skeletal
thank mr skeltal
>>561367172
thank mr skeltal
>>561367172
tanks man
It Continues
>Nigger kills cat
>Anons try to dox nigger
>in4edgy
>>561355475
Anyone know this place ?
>>561355475
I was on mobile until now, who has the info, we know license address is outdated and some poor lady got a shit ton of pizza.
We know he works in a home depot
what else?
I see a lot of jewish hatethreads here on /b/. But what are the chances that /b/ is hating on jews just because they're jealous of us?
We used to be powerful people before WWII, then they tried to break us down and killed 6 mil of us. But what happened after WWII? We took over the whole fucking world again. We own the media, we own banks, we own everything. We are the master race, theres no denying that. You wish you were a jew and you know it.
/proudest jew on the planet
don't forget your hook
>>561340321
Sage JIDF shillbot
>>561340321
You don't always make the smartest move.
