why
>>561135148
faggot
First?
ITT we talk about the things that /b/ changed in our life as if they were superpowers
I'll start
>The ability to rage anytime anywhere with absolutely no reasons.
>>561137416
The ability to make anyone offended!
I'll have to admit this but ..
> Made me look at loli's differently.
> Made me look at my younger cousin different. I refused to keep doing this to myself and eventually stopped. Was getting boners when I kept looking at her
> Made me somewhat attracted to Pokemon hentai
> Gave me the best laughs ever at countless faggots
> Pissed me off to so mant extents
> Made me feel so edgy when I looked at cp posted around here
the ability to suck trap dick
sup /b/itches
Rate my build: http://pcpartpicker.com/user/jProtagonist/saved/4h4BD3
I have a budget of $1000
>>561135702
Don't you have a decent television to use as monitor ? This way you can remove it and spend in a better GPU.
omg ur speshial little snoflake 10/10 im jelly
>>561135702
>buying windows
Webm thread. Anyone have the omegle reaction webm's?
Bump for potential
Pretty sure these are all the webms that exist, the rest are gifs.
I need sauce on this /b/
Also new .webm thread cuz it just 404'd
I second that, sauce ?
>>561093469
>filename.jpg
>>561093687
file name doesnt really help
hfur
Also ded?
not if people start posting
>>561118790
Reading some story thread inspired me to share my first time fucking a girl in the batty hole. It's embarrassing so bare with me.
>be 15
>had a crazy slutty 9/10 dutch gf that I'd managed to keep since the age of 13
>was on her bed making out, feeling her up
>both horny as fuck she wanted the D
>she be on her period
>goingtoshootmyfaceoff.jpg
>still gave it a go in her tiled bathroom standing but it was awkward and I was scared that blood might start shooting out her pussy and give me aids
>bring her back to bed and start negotiating
Anyone listening ?
pic related, she's the one on the left
Continue...
Go on, anon
>>561117465
im dutch go on anon
>tfw mom asks me to give her a footrub
It's so wrong but I want to lick her feet so bad.
>>561113537
Do it while she sleeps
>>561114181
That's sick.
But not a bad idea.
>>561113537
She want the d.
I mean which mom would ask their son for a massage ?
Unless you are under 10, it's so 'wrong'...
Omegle thread. Time to fuck with these dumb autistic faggots. Use MLP as topic. Bonus points for including ayylmao.
and part 2
>>561112089
B u m p
ITT: We all work in the same office.
The dildomatron 6900 is broke again, someone call an IT guy to fix it.
>>561109339
IT guy here, have you tried turning it off and on again?
IT guy here, have you tried exiting from the building through the window?
>>561109657
>>561109525
I've tried both, but I think it's a mechanical problem.
top kek youtube videos pls
>>561099021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
Its just so hard for him to remember it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zzs6-lfgyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jJ0wlA2R80&index=3
C'mon, you know what to do
>>561103126
Damnit Hernandez, drop and give me 20
>>561103365
> close
reroll
Guten Tag, sie Scheißenhans.
OK, some shit's going down and Devin is in overkill.
:>
Greetings.
Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representative of my people to yours. As such, it is important that I learn the languages, behaviors, customs, beliefs, and ambitions of your people. We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.
I have knowledge on a wide breadth of subjects that might be of interest to you, so ask me anything you like. I will answer to the best of my abilities, but will not divulge critical information on technologies or resources outside of your current species understanding. I will tell you things that are, things that were, things that seem impossible but are most definitely possible, but nothing that will significantly alter the course of your organic and technological evolution.
To get the most obvious question out of the way, I am doing this because it is important for me to understand the Homo Sapien, and this is a useful medium for doing so.
The chosen picture depicting a well-known cultural icon is roughly approximate to my species physical appearance. Not the same, but close.
I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion and science says
We welcome you sir.
Guess I'm biting too..
How to volunteer for anal probe?
New feminist hate thread.
>>561090012
>>561090153
Where are our "20" feminists from the last thread?
think the troll from last thread will return?
i hope so, he was amusing if a bit sloppy
respect the commitment to the shtick
