Last thread pruned. Let's make some dank ass albums, /b/
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>>561455241
Bretty good
>>561440802
>>561447603
From last thread. My picture was literally a word this time so you'll have to excuse me.
ITT we are in a meeting and presentation and nobody prepared their shit.
Ok, meeting has started. It's your turn to talk. Any updates to share?
>>561473558
S-sir projections are high for this quarter and outlook is great a-and as you can see from the chart....u-uh Dan where is the chart?
>Thanks guys. Brad here. Uhhh... I was just looking over our most recent quarterlies, and I found some of the observations quite interesting.
>Everyone murmurs
yep
oh for sure
I was also reviewing those most recent quarterlies
But I suppose that's more Janice's area of expertise, so maybe she wants to comment now... Janice?
>Janice's fw
>alright listen up niggers
>I run this business now
>I got pie charts
>laser pointers
>I use the word synergy
YOURE ALL FIRED I DONT NEED A BUNCH OF BITCHES FUCKING WITH MY WORK FLOW NOW GET OUT
Greetings, again.
A short time ago, I made a thread wherein, subject to a few limitations, you can ask me anything. I learned a lot and enjoyed the last thread, so I've made another one.
For those who we're not in the previous thread, I am a member of space-faring species known as the Oloroi. We have been observing Earth for the last 12,500 years, and have been in ongoing communication and interaction with several human governments.
Our operation is a standard planetary caretaker status for a low Tier-2 species. We rarely intervene in human affairs, but if your actions begin to cause unrepairable damage to the biosphere of this planet, we will neutralize the threat.
Ayy lmao
>>561457872
ayy iamo
Ayy lmao
I've got a surprise for you /b/
Please be legal
>>561460831
>>561460952
Fuck that was fast
>>561460952
NICE
93 names my steam account
will delivar
pics faggot
Also roll
cumguzzler
bump
10 thread
bumping for instrest
girls you actually know and will fuck without a doubt if given the chance
pic related, i wanna destroy that ass
>>561406209
moar of that ass
She's a P.A.W.G but she got a face that only an alcoholic redneck mother would love.
>>561406545
she's a milf btw
The first person to roll a 47 in this thread has to vocaroo himself singing the entire thread to the tune of All Star by Smash Mouth
>SOMEBODY
>>561438369
Ate my ass
Dicks dicks dicks
there's candy in my snatch
This is now a storybro magically lewd woody thread.
There's stories probably, which you can read here
http://past
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But otherwise it's gonna be greentexts and woody until the thread limit's reached.
>>561430882
Alright
>Truth be told
>I didn't even get to grin
>Legs, Fists
>Everything just flies at my face and stomach in a flurry of blows.
>Can't even block it
>Fist clips my jaw
>I block a blow to my sternum
>a fist nicks me in the stomach, knocks the wind out of me
>Another at the same time hits me in the left shoulder
>And a third fist simultaneously gets me in the hip
>Even as i block three more somehow with my two arms thrown up trying to grab things.
>Jesus christ
>Freckles is the motherfucking fist of the north star.
>I should have expected this
>She's screaming at me
>"I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH"
>I should have realized
>I can watch the girls in the car all drop what they're doing
>Jump in surprise
>Blondie with her makeup, raven and gadget starting up music.
>Glasses not even in the car yet.
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM"
>I shouldn't have ever tried to defeat nature, it was giving me so many signs and i just ignored them
>I try to parry
>Anything
>Maybe i can get some immunity frames if i roll up into a ball and try to escape
>i'm so sorry
>I knew better
>"ORDERING ME AROUND"
>"I HATE MEN SO DAMN MUCH, ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE WOMEN INTO SLAVES"
>"I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE FUCKING 1800S YOU ASSHOLE"
>Trying to put a collar on a feminist
>What has science done.
>I'm just there, a bloody bleeding pulp in the corner at this point.
>She's not even mad i totally implied she should give me a blowjob
>just pissed i was dicking around with her and making her do things i didn't want to do all day.
>Final straw was making her come back here and sit with me
>Giving up her superior position of power shotgun
>Sitting with me, which was something she DEFINITELY didn't want to do.
>Ruining the next however many hours we would be in the car
>All because she made a dumb bet trying to control me, and lost it instantly
>Gave a man CONTROL over HER
>DOMINANCE
>POWER
>Made her bend over
>She was returning the favor
>I had my pants down
>She had the lube
>I'm sorry freckles, i'm so sorry
>I'll take my estrogen pills, i swear
>I submit to the matriarchy
>Let them analyze my thought patterns for pro-anti-pro-oppressive reasoning
>As i'm mentally dawning my subconscious high ordinance cerebral konditioning collar, i remember
>Oh right
>I was totally beating her at this earlier
>Freckles is easy to dominate
I'm drunk and my judgement is not so great right now.
Ask a necrophiliac anything (that isn't incriminating) while I dump a shitload of corpses and gore.
New Thread, continued from >>561400386
>>561425487
Question Again: Which country are you from?
Answering questions from previous thread in order, first
abstaining from images for now for quicker replies
>>561422871
I have. No one asked before, but it's worth asking. It wasn't realistic enough so I couldn't cum.
>>561423229
>implying
>>561423614
>cover myself in plastic/clothing/leather head-to-toe
>4-5 condoms/female condoms on the body
>adequate protection for myself
>shave every last hair on me
>wash with bleach when I'm done
>throw away clothes
>get tested immediately afterwards
Seems to have been enough thus far.
Hello /b
I am searching for someone to kill me, because I want to die but I am not brave enough yet.
I live in germany, and I am able to describe the person why I really want to die, the person will understand.
I would pay you with Sex, i am a young and i would guess nice looking girl, i would send the person if he is serious a picture of my breasts with timestamp to proof I dont lie
Picture not really related
Kill yourself faggot
>>561407353
Where in Germany?
0800-1110111
>>561407737
Telefonseelsorge .. pls..
Nordrheinwestfalen
loli butt general
>>561423934
loli butts are best butts.
new loli thread
look yes touch no edition
fack u big meanie
This is a thread. Post whatever you want in it.
Trap thread? awwww yeeeeeah! mental illness welcome as always
>>561425027
You guys need your own fucking board.
Along with the god damn furries.
>>561425448
and when this happens a lot of traffic loss from /b/. Moot know this and is no fool. So no son, traps belong here
>>561425448
i wish we had one ):
![Skene___married[...]slut_front.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IccTFmo.jpg "Skene married[ .]slut front")
