10 thread
bumping for instrest
girls you actually know and will fuck without a doubt if given the chance
pic related, i wanna destroy that ass
>>561406209
moar of that ass
She's a P.A.W.G but she got a face that only an alcoholic redneck mother would love.
>>561406545
she's a milf btw
The first person to roll a 47 in this thread has to vocaroo himself singing the entire thread to the tune of All Star by Smash Mouth
>SOMEBODY
>>561438369
Ate my ass
Dicks dicks dicks
there's candy in my snatch
This is now a storybro magically lewd woody thread.
There's stories probably, which you can read here
http://past
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But otherwise it's gonna be greentexts and woody until the thread limit's reached.
>>561430882
Alright
>Truth be told
>I didn't even get to grin
>Legs, Fists
>Everything just flies at my face and stomach in a flurry of blows.
>Can't even block it
>Fist clips my jaw
>I block a blow to my sternum
>a fist nicks me in the stomach, knocks the wind out of me
>Another at the same time hits me in the left shoulder
>And a third fist simultaneously gets me in the hip
>Even as i block three more somehow with my two arms thrown up trying to grab things.
>Jesus christ
>Freckles is the motherfucking fist of the north star.
>I should have expected this
>She's screaming at me
>"I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH"
>I should have realized
>I can watch the girls in the car all drop what they're doing
>Jump in surprise
>Blondie with her makeup, raven and gadget starting up music.
>Glasses not even in the car yet.
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM"
>I shouldn't have ever tried to defeat nature, it was giving me so many signs and i just ignored them
>I try to parry
>Anything
>Maybe i can get some immunity frames if i roll up into a ball and try to escape
>i'm so sorry
>I knew better
>"ORDERING ME AROUND"
>"I HATE MEN SO DAMN MUCH, ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE WOMEN INTO SLAVES"
>"I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE FUCKING 1800S YOU ASSHOLE"
>Trying to put a collar on a feminist
>What has science done.
>I'm just there, a bloody bleeding pulp in the corner at this point.
>She's not even mad i totally implied she should give me a blowjob
>just pissed i was dicking around with her and making her do things i didn't want to do all day.
>Final straw was making her come back here and sit with me
>Giving up her superior position of power shotgun
>Sitting with me, which was something she DEFINITELY didn't want to do.
>Ruining the next however many hours we would be in the car
>All because she made a dumb bet trying to control me, and lost it instantly
>Gave a man CONTROL over HER
>DOMINANCE
>POWER
>Made her bend over
>She was returning the favor
>I had my pants down
>She had the lube
>I'm sorry freckles, i'm so sorry
>I'll take my estrogen pills, i swear
>I submit to the matriarchy
>Let them analyze my thought patterns for pro-anti-pro-oppressive reasoning
>As i'm mentally dawning my subconscious high ordinance cerebral konditioning collar, i remember
>Oh right
>I was totally beating her at this earlier
>Freckles is easy to dominate
I'm drunk and my judgement is not so great right now.
Ask a necrophiliac anything (that isn't incriminating) while I dump a shitload of corpses and gore.
New Thread, continued from >>561400386
>>561425487
Question Again: Which country are you from?
Answering questions from previous thread in order, first
abstaining from images for now for quicker replies
>>561422871
I have. No one asked before, but it's worth asking. It wasn't realistic enough so I couldn't cum.
>>561423229
>implying
>>561423614
>cover myself in plastic/clothing/leather head-to-toe
>4-5 condoms/female condoms on the body
>adequate protection for myself
>shave every last hair on me
>wash with bleach when I'm done
>throw away clothes
>get tested immediately afterwards
Seems to have been enough thus far.
Hello /b
I am searching for someone to kill me, because I want to die but I am not brave enough yet.
I live in germany, and I am able to describe the person why I really want to die, the person will understand.
I would pay you with Sex, i am a young and i would guess nice looking girl, i would send the person if he is serious a picture of my breasts with timestamp to proof I dont lie
Picture not really related
Kill yourself faggot
>>561407353
Where in Germany?
0800-1110111
>>561407737
Telefonseelsorge .. pls..
Nordrheinwestfalen
loli butt general
>>561423934
loli butts are best butts.
new loli thread
look yes touch no edition
fack u big meanie
This is a thread. Post whatever you want in it.
Trap thread? awwww yeeeeeah! mental illness welcome as always
>>561425027
You guys need your own fucking board.
Along with the god damn furries.
>>561425448
and when this happens a lot of traffic loss from /b/. Moot know this and is no fool. So no son, traps belong here
>>561425448
i wish we had one ):
he likes reddit better than 4chan do what you will.
His steam name is Announcerface
>>561419193
personal army, not
>>561419193
He forgot trap threads.
not asking for an army just have fun with the guy fuck with him if you want
ask a real english police officer anything.
did this last week and got a fair few questions. ask away 4chan.
>>561412706
y tho
how does it feel to be a pig
Has the amount of prostitution related charges increased since the blocks on porn
rule 34
>>561414386
Did someone say best girl?
Post your reaction faces to this picture
those arent even deep. those are cat scratches.
>>561417330
I found a flash drive on the floor of my parking garage... shall we see whats on it /b/?
>>561413784
wtf thats a huge flash drive
>>561413784
sure
I AM READY
