top kek youtube videos pls
>>561099021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
Its just so hard for him to remember it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zzs6-lfgyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jJ0wlA2R80&index=3
C'mon, you know what to do
>>561103126
Damnit Hernandez, drop and give me 20
>>561103365
> close
reroll
Guten Tag, sie Scheißenhans.
OK, some shit's going down and Devin is in overkill.
:>
Greetings.
Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representative of my people to yours. As such, it is important that I learn the languages, behaviors, customs, beliefs, and ambitions of your people. We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.
I have knowledge on a wide breadth of subjects that might be of interest to you, so ask me anything you like. I will answer to the best of my abilities, but will not divulge critical information on technologies or resources outside of your current species understanding. I will tell you things that are, things that were, things that seem impossible but are most definitely possible, but nothing that will significantly alter the course of your organic and technological evolution.
To get the most obvious question out of the way, I am doing this because it is important for me to understand the Homo Sapien, and this is a useful medium for doing so.
The chosen picture depicting a well-known cultural icon is roughly approximate to my species physical appearance. Not the same, but close.
I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion and science says
We welcome you sir.
Guess I'm biting too..
How to volunteer for anal probe?
New feminist hate thread.
>>561090012
>>561090153
Where are our "20" feminists from the last thread?
think the troll from last thread will return?
i hope so, he was amusing if a bit sloppy
respect the commitment to the shtick
Devin is le internet maime
>>561082517
>>561082517
bump for new thread
devin le cont
I want to get fucked hard.
>>561080208
You and every other bottom male in the history of non-heterosexuality.
Location?
Who doesn't?
Last thread died at the good part, heres pt. 2 of the Omegle Thread
What was the PW to the last mega link that was posted?
>>561061520
moar
I didn't get the mega link. The thread 404d before I got it. Can someone repost?
Rule 34 Thread?
Rule 34 Thread.
>>561058319
i dont feel like posting
Devin is kill.
mods deleted last thread, but devin must be kill
>>561067104
yes
Devin is kill,
Devin is kill,
Devin is kill,
Devin is kill,
>>561067104
bump
IT'S FUCKED UP, /b/. IT'S FUCKED UP.
NO I'M FUCKED UP.
IT'S ALL FUCKED UP, /b/.
>Be me getting home from work.
>Still lives with parent at 22 years old.
>Gets undressed because hot as balls.
>have shower.
>Go to room and lay down.
>Start rubbing my dick.
>Going to jack off.
>Need to find pen first to write something down I just thought of.
>Go to mom's room.
>Know she has a pen always on her bed side table.
>Turn around but bump into her pillow.
>Bottle falls and rolls on floor from under pillow.
>Pick bottle up.
>"Bad Dragon Cum Lube"
>Pause
>Pause
>FUCKING PAUSE
>Cringe and put it back and go to room.
>Get back up before sitting down.
>Got back to mom's room to pick lube up.
>Go back to room and use lube.
>Best fucking nut I've had in ages.
I WANT TO DIE, /b/.
I USED MY MOM'S LUBE.
BAD DRAGON CUM LUBE.
>Keep still after nutting.
>Staring at ceiling.
>Look down to lube bottle beside me.
>Clean off hands and dick.
>Put lube back where/how I found it.
>Mom still isn't home.
>Definitely understand what bad dragon is.
>Want to throw up a little but goes back to mom's room to look for dildos.
>>561057563
FUCKING PICTURE IS RELATED, /b/.
IT'S FUCKING RELATED.
IT'S ALL FUCKING REALLY FUCKING RELATED. /b/.
FUCK.
MORE PICTURES FOLLOWING.
WHAT THE FUCK, MOM.
WHY DO YOU NEED THESE FUCKING THINGS.
NICE FUCKING LUBE THOUGH.
FUCKING SERIOUSLY FUCK THOUGH.
FUCK.
>>561057614
SHE REALLY FUCKING OWNS THESE FUCKING THINGS.
Posting in a potentially epic thread
lucid dreaming thread
tips on how to induce it and experiences while lucid dreaming
>>561057593
Actually, I'm glad you brought this up. It helps to have a "trigger" that lets you know it's a dream. For me, it's usually rainbows (extremely vivid ones), but as of last night, it's also when everything starts to go grayscale. The most important thing to do when you realize you're dreaming is to remain calm, and quietly understand what's going on.
>>561057806
i always read its necessary to fall asleep on your back but my problem is i can never fall asleep and end up getting frustrated and turning on my side which is how i usually sleep
>>561057806
Last night, I dreamed I was fighting a guy with some kind of Kung Fu in a bamboo forest. Everything started to go black and white, and that's when I realized it was a dream. I stopped fighting, everything went back into full color, and I finished him off with a Galick Gun. I then flew away to go meet my friends, who were fighting someone else in a hallway in a hotel. They were all in costume, so I decided to transform into certain anime characters by using "keys." The same method the Gokaigers/Super Megaforce Rangers use to transform into old rangers.
Hey /b/, listen to my movie idea.
There's this small girl, around 7 or so, who's single father cannot take his daughter to school because of his work schedule, so he asks his neighbor to take her and pick her up from school. So the neighbor is a pedophile. Naturally, the pedophile is planning on kidnapping the little girl, but the day before he's going to, she gets kidnapped by another pedophile. So, our original pedo decides to do some detective work to find out who kidnapped his princess. Of course, the police are contacted by the father, so the police are also looking for the culprit. The pedophile has to get to the kidnapper before the cops so he can do what he originally planned.
Sadly, this is probably the best idea I've ever had.
>>561052924
interesting snuff film idea.
good job.
shameful self bump
>>561052924
This is literally the stupidest thing I have ever read
Sage goes in all fields
Hey /b/ let me tell you my incest story. Pic unrelated
I'm 21 sis 18. Sis is 8/10 and I have wanted her ever since she hit puberty. We have been very close ever since we were kids. I frequently have vivid incest dreams about us having regular casual sex. My most deeply secret fantasies about her play out in my dreams regularly. I have always felt that she secretly has similar thoughts and feelings. Turns out I am right and this is how it plays out.
>be home for the holidays
>staying in my old room next to sister’s
>sis out partying with friends
>comes home drunk
>am fast asleep
>awake to my drunk sis crawling into bed with me
>omg this is really happening
>play it cool, let her in the bed with me
>we spoon
>sis is so drunk she passes out right away
>now I am wide awake with a raging boner
>start to gently caress her skin
>start to run my fingers around her tits
>get a good handful and squeeze
>finally get to touch these glorious tits
>slip hand under shirt
>grab bare tit with bare hands
>playing with nipples
>dick is so hard, bout to explode
>I get closer to her
>spooning her with my hand up her shirt
>start to dry-hump her ass
>she is either out cold or is letting me have my fun
>feels good man
>heart is pounding
>dick is throbbing
Cont?
>>561045743
Proceed
>>561045743
>Cont?
Why do you even ask, just do it.
>>561045743
Eunitnoc
Can someone make her cross eyed with stars circling her head?
Let me guess... "Do it for the feet"?
fuck you and your foot fetish
THIS IS NOW AFEET THREAD
>>561032457
you seem mad, here let me make you better.
