Hello, /b/. Your trolling days are coming to an end soon.
I'm an Operation Internet Justice activist. We activists keep track of as many trolls as we can find and add them to our own lists, using a handle, IP, or whatever we can find to identify you.
I was told to make a list of YouTube trolls. My personal work is posted at http://www.youtube.com/user/OpIJ2014 - We as individuals can't do anything right, but as a group, becoming successful in what we do, but we have a big problem. You. 4chan doesn't use handles, so there's no way we can list you to keep the rest of Internet in alert that you're trolls. We can't add the full 4chan.com domain either, since that won't help people while you're outside of the page.
Though, we're working to solve this, so we can now safely tell you that your days are coming to an end. You can turn to the right side with the rest of us. Or you can keep with your activity until you are caught somewhere else on Internet, you become listed, and then ignored by everyone else, making your troll attemps useless. We have appeared on Fox News recently, so we brought enough awareness to become important.
You choose what you do, /b/. Your days are coming to an end.
>inb4 hinest replies
>>561683134
top kek
what are you waiting for /b/?
>>561685175
Terminal illness.
you need the money to build a containment area though. Plus you'll probably die in 10 year and if you have kids they'll be autistic mutants.
>buy 50+ acres of land 10 miles away from your house
>surround in fences
>make a concrete room underground
>store extra nuclear waste
>profit
Time for a Fallout roll story thread!
5 decides what number the vault is.
9 decides the name of the Overseer.
3 decides the vault's experiment.
Go!
Rollin for vault 517
Rolling for name - Faggot Von Dipshitsu
>>561679751
Rerawl
Out of trees :/ About to smoke this mix of bud and kief scraped/banged out of my grinder. What are you guys smoking?
General stoner thread
>>561667769
ayy lmao
>>561667769
>tfw out of weed, and no money
Fuck.
Smoking my saved up kief is quite tempting
>>561667769
ayy lmao
teen panty thread!
>>561676712
>inb4 404
A girl at my school who's obsessed with tumblr made this song...
I have no words.
Just watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-2SMDzSH4
I cant even.
>#reblogged
>>561663716
christ, thats a girl?
fuck I'm only 24 and I think society is just going downhill rapidly
fucking nigger homo lesbians
>>561664145
>That feeling when you're in your mid-twenties and already feel like an old man commentating and society.
Something's wrong with this picture.
IN A WORLD
WHERE THERE ARE NO FAGGOTS, OP IS STILL A FAGGOT
WHERE 4CHAN RULES THE INTERNET
>>561655141
Where niggers, jews, mexicans,feminists and tumblr doesn't exists
idk what this is called but let's get some more of it
Hey /b/ I called the cops on my faggot neighbor for smoking weed. Just earlier today though he saw me walking outside my house and he immediately ran up to me, put me in a headlock and started punching me and calling me a bitch. I kept telling that faggot to let me go but he didn't. I didn't get a single hit on him because I don't really like violence. He kept saying, "I wasn't hurting anyone you snaky faggot. Snitches are bitches who get stitches". Basically he sounded like a nigger saying "I didn do nuffin". Anyways I'm pretty pissed because I had to get my lip sewed together. I have two options. I just saw his friend walk into his house with a bong. I can either call the cops, have both those faggots arrested, or I can call his probation office. He didn't get jail time because it was his first offense ever. I hear that a probation officer will send him straight to jail and be harsher but what do you guys think?
You should get:
Pair of gloves
Two pistols
Wear gloves and next time he runs up at yku, shoot him and kill him then put the gun in his hand.
Call the cops and say he came at you with a gun.
u sound like a fagit
Fuck him op call te cops on him
post anything and i will read it out load via
>vocaroo
This is fucking old. It's as stale as other 4chan memes: shoop da whoop, rickrolling, mudkips, etc. It's not funny. It stopped being funny 2 years ago.
I suspect every banepost is just one very determined autist who sleeps 2 hours a day, with a dynamic ip that changes with every router reset. His entire life for 2 years has been nothing but baneposting. Who else but an incredibly mentally ill and neurologically-damaged autist would do this?
Who else would find it funny?!
Some autistic people can use their autistic powers to do amazing things: pencil-sketching the entire New York City Skyline, learn a whole new language in a single day, immediately play back any music they hear on the piano, etc.
But what does this autist do? He baneposts. If he spent all the time he spends baneposting doing art or music instead, he'd be savant.
I'm almost concerned for this guy. Does he have a parents? A legal guardian? I seriously think someone needs to take his computer(s) away and get him help.
Imagine how he must look, sitting in that chair almost 24/7, baneposting non-stop. Does he have bedsore? Is he chronically dehydrated?
If someone enabling his baneposting? A parent with co-dependency, perhaps? Whatever is going on, it's incredibly unhealthy. I think the police need to get
involved. Here's a man in dire need of help. He's killing himself over bane.
If we can find out the baneposter's ISP, they can contact local law enforcement and send an officer to go check on the baneposter's house. I'm gonna email moot right now with my concearns and ideas for course of action. I just want to know if this guy is doing already.
Everybody is suffering here, not jus him. Us 4channer can't enjoy /tv/ anymore. The mod has to constantly clean up baneposting. Something really has to be done.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
How is babby formed? how is babby formed.
how girl get pragnent.
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots
What's the most creative way to kill yourself?
>>561650927
Cut yourself open, and break one of your ribs off. Use that broken rib to stab yourself to death.
>>561650927
Shoot yourself in the heart and make it look like someone shoot you.
>>561650927
there is an image of how to make it look like you pulled your own head off. maybe someone could post it.
post your girlfriend's or exgirlfriends nudes, i'll start
different ex
>>561653162
>>561653023
lurking
where from
moar op
No YLYL? Well there is now
>>561657492
what´s so funny about amerifats doing stupid stuff?
Well lets get this shit on
Teens
Here we go.
>>561648529
more
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