No "If Robin Williams was" thread? Come on /b/!
Okay, I'll start myself:
If Robin Williams was a cowboy, he'd be Rodeo Williams
If Robin Williams were dead he'd be called Tupac.
>>562138472
if robin williams was dead, it would be robin killiams
webm porn thread?
webm porn thread.
>>562146320
good Idea
Post all you have.
>>562157871
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>>562158250
Claim your waifu-sama
>>562154620
You'd never use the -sama honorific for your wife.
Fuck off.
>>562154874
Weeaboo alert
>>562154620
wife = okusama, not sama
Where the fuck is the wincest thread?
>>562153497
I'm sorry we can't be all faggots who want to bang our gross ass sisters and moms.
>Be me, barely 3 weeks after conception.
>Potential sister was still an unfertilized egg in ovary.
>One night, Mom is asleep, so I sneak out of womb and down the fallopian tube.
>Ovaries trying to give me the run around, saying she ain't there.
>Finally she tells them that it's okay, and floats outside.
>We find a quiet corner of the womb and play around a little.
>Sex organs aren't formed yet, or I'd have started some cell division with that bitch, and made my own twin sister.
>Had fun for a few hours, then realize mom is waking up.
>Go back to her womb and act nonchalant.
>Never get a chance to see my sister egg again, until after I've been born for two years.
>Recognized her the second mom and dad brought her home.
>Regretted not being able to fertilize her while still in mom's womb, but we can deal with the age difference
>>562153497
If any of you faggots can roll a 12 I eat all three bags.
Come on tripfags I'm going out to eat in 2 hours
hav fun
Well done OP
12s are disabled you cunt
>be me
>never had a girlfriend before, hardly any friends
>it was during holidays
>first week of holidays passed with me staying home almost all the time, was getting pretty tired of this
>one day my mother interrupted me while i was playing starcraft just as usual
>'anon, your friends want to talk with you'
>ohshit.wav
>i wanted to talk with someone pretty badly but not exactly then
>well, they're my friends, what could i do
>'hi anon, come with us, we're going to the party'
>it was Mike, we knew each other from school but he was just making fun of me most of the time, never thought of him as one of my friends
>i just wanted to refuse and return back to playing starcraft
>'come on, anon, it's going to be fun'
>he must've known what i'm trying to do
>'i d-don't know, mike'
>some girls chuckled
>'you don't really have a choice, anon. you're going with us,' mike said, smiling like he always did
>'well, let me just do something first,' i said and returned to my room
>'yeah, yeah, tell your internet friends you're going to have fun tonight, anon,' said mike and some girls chuckled again
>few moments later i was on the way to my first party in ages, and, well, first real party in my life
>>562135243
Not even halfway in and it already sounds fake, but sure, humour us.
fake and gay
>>562135243
>i didn't know the guy who organized this party. his house was huge and there was like fifty people inside already
>i knew some of them from school, never even talked with most of them, though
>'welcome to the party, anon,' said mike and hit me in the back a little too much. 'just do whatever the fuck you want, be yourself, anon,' he then said, leaving me alone. the girls went with him of course
>there was of course this one girl already at the party which stood out from the rest. she was a beautiful brunette and everybody knew her, even me, which is weird because she wasn't even from my school. her name was Lisa
>i didn't want her like most of the guys, probably because i didn't want to delude myself that i had any chances with her at all
>i just wanted to dring something as fast as possible to gain some confidence and maybe even try to have some fun
>suddenly my crush
>oh my god what is she doing here?
>she was just sitting there and talking with her female friend. i don't think she even knew who i was at that point
>meanwhile Mike was trying to pick up Lisa. he wasn't the only one of course, but one of the more successful players from the whole bunch
>'hi anon, you here?'
>it was David, one of my actual friends
>'yeah'
>'here, have a drink,' he gave me a beer
>'let's talk, anon,' he then said. 'come on'
>we sat at the same table as my crush
>she didn't seem to care, no one did
>meanwhile Lisa and Mike started dancing, she was wearing sexy black short dress. most of the guys just looked at her for a few seconds, then we all pretended we don't care
>after several minutes of meaningless talk with David i started to feel a little drunk
Please help me keeping this thread alive.
Last thread was deleted. Anyone have those pics?
someone post that webm again
Anyone?
>>562143759
We had a thread today?
loli threat
Thread*
>>562113721
>>562113721
*treat
Rule 34 thread. Pics & Comics, doesn't matter what it is from.
>>562116902
>>562117063
>>562117063
>>562117263
opps
So there's this image on the web of black albino's.
Can anyone shoop these niggers back to black, to see if it looks better?
Holy fuck these are some grotesque mutant motherfuckers. They should have been stoned to death as babies.
bumping for interest
>>562104106
They were the ones who survived it.
For the love of god /b/rothers.
I need the full picture of this.
Don't make me samefag this until I get an answer.
seen it before. Artist is "thefuckingdevil" on furaffinity. Will look if you're too fuckin lazy
>>562094762
this is damn sexy
>>562095303
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/thefuckingdevil/
I cant find :(
Hello /b/rothers, femanon here.
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? I want to try new things with my boyfriend.
:)
>>562098448
how about pegging?
>>562098448
stuffing my ass with cheese and shitting fondue down her throat while being sucked off by her 12 year old sister
My sister just gave me a small footjob, /b/.
>Have foot fetish for as long as I can remember, but keep it very secret, and so far nobody knows about it.
>It’s been slowly getting worse, taking up more and more of my free time.
>My 16 year old sister is a HARDCORE dangler/shoeplayer.
>She constantly dangles and plays with this pair of red slippers (pic related, but without the mouse) that she’s worn EVERY DAY for like 3 YEARS.
>She flexes her feet while she does it, showing off her beautiful pale arches, 9/10 for sure.
>Will often rub them together, wiggle toes, caress them, etc.
>Very recently she caught a glimpse of one of my folders.
>”I saw a bunch of legs anon.”
>I try to tell her it was nothing, and say nothing more on the matter.
cont'd
(Pic sort of related, they look like this, but with slightly larger arches)
>Flash forward to last night
>I’m in my room doing some film studies work.
>She comes into my room and lies down on my bed.
>She kicks off her slippers and throws them onto the floor.
>”Guess who just cleared their iPod memory?”
>I try to engage in this conversation I don’t really care about, while she plays with her legs on the back of my bed.
>I decide to play with her a bit, while all the while getting in positions where I’m as close to her feet as possible.
>Eventually we end up in a strange position where her legs are lying on my thighs and she’s pushing down on them.
lurking.
>>562102834
>I lift up my knees every now and then, so her feet start sliding closer towards my crotch.
>She’s lost all interest in roughhousing and has gone back to staring at her iPod.
>Holy fuck this is my fantasy
>Because she can’t keep her legs still, she begins to cross her ankles, then press her heel into my crotch.
>Ohgod.png
>She’s not looking at me at all, just grinding her heel against my raging dick while her other foot circles around a bit, stretching her arch.
>First IRL foot experience and its going perfect, except I’m too nervous to touch them.
>I will still occasionally adjust myself ever so slightly so her legs fall deeper into my lap.
>Her arch slowly glides along my dick now.
“Whatcha lookin’ at, sis?” I finally say, leaning over as to try to get a new vantage point.
>”Oh just finding a new wallpaper, does this one look good?”
“Yeah I guess, I mean its whatever you_”
>”Oh god, Anon!”
>ohshitohshitohshit
>”Why are you grabbing my ass?”
“My hands are literally nowhere near your ass”
>She immediately pulls her legs back up, so her toes are now touching only my thigh.
A few minutes later, my mom comes and starts yelling at her about calculus, taking her out of the mood for the night.
Oh god, /b/, what do I do? I just had the experience I’ve dreamt of for YEARS.
She clearly isn’t doing this for no reason, but I REALLY don’t want to have her tell my parents about this.
I’d LOVE to do something like this again, but she’s gonna start putting together my “foot thing” is more than she thinks it is.
I’d also love to ask her to do a shoeplay clip for me, as she is one of the greatest I’ve seen in a long time.
Or am I completely fucked for thinking about my sister like this?
What have I gotten myself into?
Motherless thread.
/threa
>>562079459
Batman?
His parents are dead?
Motherless?
Nobody gets it?
Fuck all of you.
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