She's 7 and staying for the night. What do?
>>552408809
Kick her out the house
>>552408809
let her playing minecraft pc version you fucking casual
>>552408809
Kiss her.
Wierd fuckin videos thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIxji28Zlg
ha. ha. ha.
>>552403489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE
>>552403489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
fat back
Anyone have her full set or who she is?
bump for interest
its pee pants mcgee
>>552388115
this is the only picture of her where she looks good, trust me
I need the most offensive pics against muslims you have /b/ros.
>>552389803
zzz
>>552390943
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Random shit I gotta get off my chest post.
>Today I went back in time.
>No shit I just got back from 1997, and I think I am going nuts.
>I was fucking around with a site that gave you auditory hallucinations, and I fucked up.
>You are supposed to take breaks, but I left it playing all fucking day, because it wasn't doing shit.
>I was browsing the net, wandering aimlessly, whatever, wasting time, and I suddenly thought of an old girlfriend.
>I could see her face clearly, like I was looking at her just yesterday.
>I have not even thought of her for 16 years. >We broke up amicably, nothing dramatic, no lasting impression.
>As I sat there wondering why I was thinking of her, I heard her call my nickname, like she was standing behind me.
>Startled me, because I am home alone, and no one calls me that anymore.
>As I turn around suddenly I am not at home, I am at school, fucking highschool, the day before we broke up.
>I look at her, and I can hear EVERYTHING, the other kids in the classroom talking about random shit, others in the hallway walking by.
>I look at the chalkboard and I can see our homework assignment for tonight.
>I look around the classroom some more and I can see the brightly colored shirts and denim jeans.
>She calls my name again and as I look at her,
she asks me if I am ok.
>I tell her no, I am not ok, I shouldn't be here.
>I tell her I need to go back.
>She looks worried and asks me if I have been doing drugs.
>I start to walk to the front of the classroom.
>She stops me, I can see her face perfectly, even now, and she tells me "Don't go back"
>I try to get around her, but her grip on me is like a vise, she looks directly at me and whispers "you shouldn't have come here"
and then I realize she isn't looking at me, but behind me.
>I look behind me and I see myself, my old self, he pulls me away from my old girlfriend and as she loses her grip on me.
>The last thing I hear from myself is
“open the door/get on the floor/everyone walk the dinosaur"
And the picture is what exactly?
>>552387282
That's my basement, I didn't have any other picture to post.
Fuck you OP
Who is your Queen? Little meow.
Kimmy is fat, ugly and with bad teeth. It's time for you to meet me and kiss my sweet feet.
I am lazy to flip the image. Do it yourself, little anon.
>>552387192
>wants to be queen
>no tits
show tits
>>552387326
I know, right?
sup /b/
just spent the last 8 years in prison for drug trafficking. AMA
>picunrelated
>>552375312
sauce?
>>552375312
What did you have for breakfast?
>>552375424
Lol
posted this last night btw
>be me
>last night
>relay what i've come to call it as "The Jordin Method" to /b/
>enjoyed by some, doubted by others of course
>not for entertainment purposes
>now
>stories of "The Jordin Method" for entertainment purposes (don't worry it's pretyped asshole)
Recap: I had created an online profile on the site POF, using my pictures, my personality, my interests. It was regularly ignored by mildly attractive women and of course because I'm the REAL supreme gentlemen (anguish dies with it's host), I decided to fool these women into going on dates with a lifterbro, who spoke multiple languages, had an exquisite resume, beautiful car, 11/10 alpha.
It was easy to get a 10 to talk and even agree to go out on a date with "Jordin", my original plan was to go to the restaurant and just watch this girl from the parking lot, I wanted her to experience misery and I wanted to see it. But the project evolved...
Belinda
>inside enjoying the agony from 10 ft. away
>had already thought about her texting/calling, phone was on silent
>wait around, this girl isn't going anywhere, she wants this alpha D badly
>a long while passes, realize i've been waiting on someone who isn't coming too
>keep checking phone of course, looks like i'm waiting on a reply or something, igcognito
>shocked how real i'm making myself look, feel like robert deniro
>inside i'm relishing her sadness as i read her texts
>decide to drop a bomb
>Jordin: I thought about it, I don't feel like driving tonight, send me another shot of your pussy in a couple months and we'll see
>save draft
>phone in pocket
>wait a couple minutes
>look back at phone, appears as though I only glance at the screen but I send the text from "Jordin"
>decide to talk to her
>lolwtfallofmyidk.mp3
>not dressed for a date at all, ripped t-shirt and yankees hat, jeans and fucking skechers
>me:"hey you waiting on someone too?"
>a tear almost forming in her eye
>b:"yeah but I was stupid to think he'd really be interested in me."
>my cock jiggles
>remember betas, remember i am one
Yessss
>think of the coolest guy in school that i could remember
>what would he say?
>me:"well shit if this is how it goes for you then the rest of the women in this country don't have a chance"
>america
>shes smiling up at me maintaining eye contact
>shake hand
>me:"i'm anon", my fucking tooth sparkles
>b:"belinda"
>me:"so did you go on one of these dating sites or somethin?"
>b:"yeah, it's turned out to be a huge mistake"
>i say nothing
>b:"are you meeting someone here?"
>me:"well I was, she's not coming i guess"
>b:"oh did you meet her on a dating site?"
>me:"yeah match.com"
>on pay dating site, pay dating site, pay
>mfw
>b:"well we're both here, want to get a table?"
>no fucking way that just happened
>dinner goes well, no sign of spaghetti, i should probably mention i'm not a bad looking guy
>finish dinner, thinking- i shouldn't ruin this, best to leave now, well done anon
>do the opposite
Risk Thread. Max 4 Nations, 4 Territories on beginning, first come first serve, I won't be playing, just mapping and commentating
C'mon guys, any players?
I really should be going to sleep but I played my first Risk game tonight so one more cant hurt
>The Arstotzkians
>>552374015
>green
too young for that tits/body thread
>>552366510
fuck. more.
More.
UniversalRodrigue.com
Loli thread ?
>>552359374
Loli cunt must taste like heaven SLURP
>>552359678
Mmm tounge fucking her tiny hole
rule 34, there's no stopping us now.
old thread >>552358029
https://www.sendspace.com/file/kreerc
SFur thread
>>552360472
Okay
/r/-ing Pandas if you got any. Also bump!
Hey /b/,
I'm looking for some serious advice here, I'm turning 24 in a month, until now I haven't achieved much with my life, I've been at university but dropped out since it was too hard for me and most importantly I was pretty weak-willed, then I have been doing small daily jobs such as waiter or cleaning warehouses but in the end I didn't save a lot of money. Now i have no education, no income and I still live with my parents. Sometimes I want to cry hard as. I don't see an end to this.
What do? Why is my life so shitty and how can. I improve it?
Please be honest but gentle, no 'kill yourself' and no 'you should've studied harder': some people are born with a weak will.
Pic unrelated
Bump with an addition: on the girls front things aren't great, either. I can't say I'm a kissless virgin as I have kissed two girls when I was younger but I never had sex. But now I don't think about women to be fair...
>>552358668
Hey bro, I can relate to you very well.
25 here, shitty grocery job, feel too dumb for uni, and had a couple of really bad semesters and my recent exam results will decide if I get kicked out or not. Still live at home with my mum.
I don't really have any advice for you but I guess what i'm saying is you're not alone..
>>552359027
Well it's good to hear that. But is there a way to improve? I was thinking of those apprenticeship courses maybe...
Finishing the dump of kittens from this thread.
>>552346672
Time for fun.
>>552358267
>552358267
>>552358376
>>552358267
bump
