ITT: grils
>>551927136
22 yo on holidays
>>551919139
bump
14y/o on school days
There's a party in my pants and everyone is cumming...
Funny autistic stories thread?
Funny autistic stories thread.
>Me
>In grocery store getting dinner with girl
>suddenly a wild autist appears
>little boy like 10 or 18 or some shit
>running around yelling "PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE" over and over again
>mother frantically trying to calm him down
>"JEREMY! Remember your calm place!"
>He finally calms down and she gives him like some faggy toy to focus his semi-tardo attention on
>Turn to girl
>"Let's follow him"
>Walk right next to mom with kid
>"Hey babe, did you hear about the PLANE crash the other day?"
>Autist perks up
>"PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE!!!"
>Mother glares at me, and runs over to calm tardo down
>Proceed to do this for an hour straight
>Laughed so hard I literally peed
>In my Hugo Boss undies
How bout you guys
>>551925523
you're just a bad person OP 0/10
>>551925701
nerd
We need more like OP.
Fuck retards.
ITT: If your ID contains a + or an x, you must post a pic of your ass and other anons rate.
Timestamp if possible. Easy mode: just your bare ass. Hard mode: sharpie in pooper.
>>551914657
post ass OP
>>551914657
rollin
>>551914785
Wait a sec for timestamp
loli continuation thread !
Continuation of thread from 7 hours 40 minutes ago. A thanks to those who helped me.
>ITT: I reveal the rest of the details of this plan. Preparations have been made so that those who join have to do less work.
interedasting
I have already created some sample lines to use, and some fake accounts. Sadly google though I was spam (which I was), so I was only able to make 2 accounts. Find this at paste bin 1iTQ6VNh
If this actually somehow works, it might just be the greatest thing /b/ has ever done
Let's get an odd/strange image thread going. Weirdest pic wins
Gettin a pet rat tonight. 69 names it
>>551909374
scabbers
>>551909374
Splinter
Fapster
So I don't get the whole point of this whole ghost guy thing. Do I magically disappear when I say Candlej
>>551921192
To be honest I'm not sure, a few years back when it was halloween and things werent bad, we tried asking moot about Candlej
>>551921192
You're fucking retarded OP. It doesn't do shit if you only say half the name you dumb faggot. Going
>Candlej
doesn't mean shit if you don't actually say the full name Candlejack. Go fuck yo
Candlejack. See nothing happened. You guys are fags.
Guide Thread
>>551909883
I'm leaving for today. I'll probably bump tomorrow. If there isn't a thread I'll create one.
>>551909883
I've been waiting for another one since yesterday's 404'd. If OP is willing to stay in this thread, I will as well.
>linuxfag reporting in
>have some windows knowledge
Most fucked up picture on the weeb!
>>551913426
That's not even close, OP.
This is more like it.
>>551913426
This is the first picture that has made me dry heave, shit i feel sick and I've seen some shit on 4chan
>>551913661
that woman has her entire head-chest area up the pussay of another woman.
not bad
Has anybody on here actually fucked their mother? If so, please tell story
>>551909074
Yes. I was in a sexual relationship with my mother since around the age of 13 until I was 22.
keep the thread alive for a few more minutes so I have time to type it out, and I'll post the story.
bump for interest
>>551909434
Awesome
Random story thread?
I got a story or two.
>Be walking to the bus stop for Summer school, my grades were shit that's how I landed there
>The previous days I have been going through the most agonizing shits, like painful, jellyfish stinging liquid that basically rocketed out my ass
>Anyway, since the shit can be predicted (Like eating food the night prior, I can prevent having to shit in the morning
>Lol not this time
>I have three massive bowls of Captain Crunch cereal, not thinking anything of it
>The next morning however...
bump
>>551895383
go on.
>>551895383
>Anyway, as I left for school, my stomach was pretty fine, not a single pain
>My body made the illusion everything was fine
>Guess again
>Half way to the bus stop my stomach starts to sink as if a fucking anchor just dropped into the water
>Like, this wasn't like the other shits
>This was like, you find a bathroom now or you will shit yourself
Good movie thread.
>>551898408
Chingu(friend)
dead mans shoes
robocop
blade runner
dirty harry
oldboy
running man
american psycho
bronson
chopper
pacific rim
trainspotting
gran torino
hotfuzz
gladiator
the other guys
die hard 1
cell 211
the breakfast club
in bruges
the terminator
warrior
layer cake
law abiding citizen
>>551899397
you got some good movies there
one of my favorites
>Guys starts a thread 20 minutes ago
>Photos of a girl, says she's her cousin and he wants to fuck her
>Posts her instagram
>Easy backtracking
Mike Van Huyse wants to fuck his cousin, Megan. Let's do him a favor and let her know!
Mike has good tastes in women
Post some links, faggit
