Sex slave thread
Anyone on /b/ have a sex slave? How did you acquire?
>be me
>be in Los Angeles on a long weekend
>wife and I are waiting for a table at a restaurant
>name on the waiting list
>2 girls further down on the waiting list start moving to front
>harassing staff
>"There's two open on the bar"
>"We could sit there"
>Staff waiting for 5 seats to open for next on waiting list
>girls continue, staff ignoring
>wife is pissed about them trying to cut in front of us
>Wife and I seated at bar
>girls seated next to us after 15 minutes
>Wife is super friendly to the bitchiest girl
>I'm confused but play along
>bitch friend gets call, leaves early
>end of meal, wife keeps chatting with bitch
>invites bitch to join us for drinks
...continued
continue
>>552143510
for future reference OP, it's generally a good idea to type this shit up in word or something BEFORE posting it on /b/
You better type fast you cunt!
Podt your fap folders
Pls moar
Can we get another crepe thread going?
>>552132971
hue'd
>be me
>be square and horny
>whip out my erectangle
>heh. erectangle.
>>552120020
>>552120020
>be me
>be round as a fuckin' ball
>it's okay, I'm gonna circlejerk today
>heh, circlejerk.
>>552120020
>>552120246
Twitch Raid.
Anyone remember this stream from Monday?
We invaded this stream till she quit. Many keks were had that night.
Spam the chat with perverted shit, and request battletoads. Tell her how boring her stream is.
twitch tv missrubyfalls
self bump
Reporting for duty, OP!
I'm there.
Old thread 404'd
Ask a guy with Multiple Personality Disorder anything
>inb4 I KNOW IT'S DID NOW
>inb4 self-diagnosed
so, another fun story?
>>552117805
Why don't you have a garden?
I just repost this
http://4archive.org/b/thread/552082142
Welcome /b/ros
More origin stories op!
Ask a guy with Multiple Personality Disorder anything.
sup
>>552082142
are you a brony?
Another self-diagnosis? Faggot.
Half-asian half-white women are the most attractive women, prove me wrong.
I can't
By far the most supreme breed of women.
I can't either.
Loli time!
ITS
>CHEEK :D
TIME
>>552088620
Die in a fire you fucking paedophiles.
R34
old thread >>552078648
>>552089140
>>552089198
Femanon here,
Why is food so delicious and yet we can only eat so little of it if we're to be healthy?
>>552089440
Define "little" I am satisfied with 2400 calories a day.
Fatty spotted.
>>552089440
timestamp ?
tit pic?
OC creep thread
>>552076059
this was posted yesterday.. both of those
>>552076180
I was turning this crab with the handle of a knife so I could grab it easy to cook, the crab disarmed me and is now wielding the knife.
Help /b/, wat do?
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone..
>>552083770
suck his dick
freedom earned
i fucked her today
Pics or it didn't happen
>>552075383
dis OP
>>552075254
nice
got any pics
Today, Elmo wants /b/ to name things that go up and down!
Elmo will start.. Mhh. See-saw!
Now you try!
Elevator!
OP's mom on my dick
>>552071312
ur moms tits when i bang her
