My Name is Ina Jubert. I was formerly and exclusively the crystal channeler to the "elite". I for a long time have conducted summon rituals for high elected world officials of countries you may have no problem believing would commit such acts, and the other who hired them essentially. Men and women of all races, creeds, and religions. Even now children. They are worshippers of the planet Saturn and they have all with my assistance: Travelled through time, communicated with inter dimensional reptile-like aliens which we perceive as "D'jinni" from our popular culture. This is my official resignation from my affiliation with the Saturn Death Cult and I can no longer be a part of this. I will kill myself, along with all of my apprentices. I am a direct bloodline descendant of King Solomon. There are things among us that you could not possibly hope to understand. The country will soon shift to a large population of pedophiles, YOU are assisting their agenda. This is thousands of years in the making, and on my conscience... I am human. I will not play a part in this any longer. Around a fourth of all 4chan users are planted here as subculture-influencers through the memetics system. I have been face to face with George Washington, and Benjamin Franklin. They are from this time.
Ask me ANYTHING before I go.
I am clarifying this from the get-go. I will not shame myself by public suicide. I have shamed myself enough.
>>551973209
I'm gay
Hows the weather been?
>>551973209
crystal in pooper with timestamp pls
Last 2 digits of your post is your privelege score.
0-20 DISABLED DIE HARD TRANS GENDERQUEER ACTIVIST QUEEN
21-40 NEGRO LESBIAN WOMAN
40-60 GAY
61-80 STRAIGHT LATINO OR ASIAN MAN
81-99 CIS WHITE AMERICAN MALE SCUM,SHIT OF THE CROP AND YOU MUST LEAVE 4CHAN FOR A WEEK.
LET THE LEAST PRIVALEGED WIN AND INSPIRE US ALL
ROLAND
suck my white dick
God, are you there?
I have achieved a new low.
sup, /b/, night is a nice time to fap but morning is better
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what a gimmick
SS/wincest/mother thread
continued from here >>551939356
Continuing where I left off
welcome back all
thanks to OP for the new thread
'Mom Son Love'
>>551959221
cool thanks
Spidey thread, my folder needs filling
>>551964687
>>551964687
My personal favorite.
any motherxson wincest stories? sadly i have none
pic semi related
boomp
shoot
well?
I promised I would return with the finished story, so here I am my /b/rothers.
I will be reposting the entire story since I've make some edits/additions.
Bump if you're interested.
~
Good evening /b/.
Let me tell you a story about Leah the Landwhale. I still can't believe this shit is real life.
Keep in mind, this is a long story that takes place over ~3 years.
>be autumn, 2011
>childhood friend of mine (let's call him Rob) is a freshman at university
>he was always a gfless beta virgin with no backbone
>lets everybody walk all over him, even some of our friends
>he and his friend/roommate Brandon start partying every weekend at their uni
>Brandon starts bringing (decent) bitches home, but no luck for Rob
>one can only imagine the jealously Rob was feeling at this point
>come 3-4 weeks into their first semester, they attend yet another house party
>Rob decided to get really fucking wasted that night
>enter Leah the Landwhale and her retarded fucking friends
>for reference, I'm 6 ft and 160 lbs
>she is probably about 5'2 with the body of a potato-pear
>Leah the Landwhale's arms are even larger than my thighs
>bitch is probably over 350 lbs
>at this point, Rob is leaning on a couch trying to keep his balance because wasted
>this coy cunt has one of her friends approach Rob
>friend casually asks Rob "Are you a virgin?"
>Rob being in a drunken stupor nods his head
>she points at Leah the Landwhale and asks "Would you fuck her?"
>he nods again
>LtLW's friend gives the signal and she approaches Rob
bumpin
pls moar
>>551953514
>LtLW is the typical self righteous hambeast
>actually thinks she's sexy, or at least pretends
>wears teencore shit like hollister and abercrombie, as well as leggings (I've seen her wear them, absolutely disgusting), and fake ugg boots
>starts grinding on him like the whore she is
>he actually nuts in his pants
>as the party dies down LtLW asks Rob to walk her back to her dorm because she is afraid to walk alone (as if anyone would rape a whale)
>he agrees
>when they arrive she asks if he wants to spend the night
>he says okay and enters her dorm
>her roommate (also a landwhale) is there, but LtLW is a shameless slut
>proceeds to pounce on Rob
>Rob falls back onto her bed as she aggressively strips off his pants
>slaps his dick through his boxers a couple times
>literally tells his dick "wake up little Rob-cock"
>the crazy shit this bitch says and does is just beginning
>LtLW slips his dick through the dickhole in his boxers and starts gobbling his cock like a thanksgiving turkey
>he can't get hard, probably because it's first time doing anything with a female
>she proceeds to rape his mouth as she grips his testicles
>this was his first kiss
>after 15ish mins of trying to get him hard, LtLW suggests he go down on her
>cannot comprehend the stink and sight of her landwhale vagoo, just writing about it makes me cringe
>according to Rob, her thighs are ridden with stretch marks and she has an awful case of beef curtains
>Rob can't find her clit so she smothers him into her blubbersnatch in a drunken fit of whalerage
>she eventually gets off and passes out shortly after
>Rob fortunately escapes landwhale lair with a sliver of dignity
FEET THREAD
No Pedoshit Edition
Dirty feet welcome too.
The DnD thread rises! DM is not needed, just 4-5 players!
Respond to this post with:
>Name
>3 Skills
>Equipment
>Backstory (Optional)
Also, sign every action post with:
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>>551937538
OP himself will be:
>Ian the Tech Guy
>Ian is your average nerd. He's tech savvy, and he's into things no average person is into, like comic books and cheesy board games
>Spellcraft, Tinker, Butthurt Rage
>Polo shirt, Khaki slacks, throwing pens, Digital Sword
For those who may know me, I usually play as Thodan.
>>551937538
DM here, please consider the time put into these. These often last 5-6 hours. Do not join if you do not plan to stay.
HEEELLLLL YEEEEE
>Beelzeclaus
>The ability to summon random gifts whose contents are dependent upon the roll, deception, and an overwhelming stench of candy cane.
>A Santa Demon from the nth demension, born of coals, and the evolved form of beelzeplum.
>Giant candy cane sword, ornament bombs, and flight using christmas miracles.
I'm serious.
Today, my doctor told me I masturbate too vigorously and have to stop jacking off or else I will cause even more damage to my dick.
How was your day /b/?
>pic related, basically what my doctor said
Not bad, pic related
>>551941206
not nearly as funny as yours holy shit good show OP
Horrid. I was chased around by some retard with pants on his head.
So... I'm bored. Rate my body /10? Ask me anything. I'll reply a photo of my face. Rate that too. C'mon /b/. Entertain me.
fat/10
>>551933754
7/10
I can't see dat butt, so it could change.
>>551933754
Here's my face
11/10 faces.
Post them.
>>551937521
bump
Post the fucking sauce or I will cut you
>>551936551
NIECCA, U BLIND?
Ask a guy who just was George Zimmerman's waiter anything
>>551930301
Did you leave him a tip?
>>551930358
He tipped me 7 dollars
>>551930301
Implying Zimmerman is even a real human being
>2014
Still believes in Zimmerman
Can /b/ please help me? Im fucking depressed... I played runescape for about 6 years and finally got torva chestplate/bandos and sgs recently. I had 100m carried wealth. I went into low level wilderness, not expecting anyone to be there, but a few guys were waiting for me (because ive been going through there more than that one time) and ganged me. I lost everything, and that was basically my whole life. Im fucking sad and depressed. Can anyone PLEASE help me out? 1-100m, anything. I basically have nothing left in my life... my rs name is "schmitty249"
>>551936285
i dont play runescape sorry
Just waste another six years of your life, I already gave all my wealth away.
Just get 99 smithing.
can you give me more xray penatration pictures, please?
>>551933751
bumpo
>>551933751
id be afraid to break the glass.
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