Most fucked up picture on the internet
>>551968537
wat
*sigh*
unzip
>>551968537
nope
I got you beat: most fucked up gif ever
who wants to see pics of my hot blasian girlfriend?
Nah
>>551988668
curiosity bump
Only if she gets naked
My Name is Ina Jubert. I was formerly and exclusively the crystal channeler to the "elite". I for a long time have conducted summon rituals for high elected world officials of countries you may have no problem believing would commit such acts, and the other who hired them essentially. Men and women of all races, creeds, and religions. Even now children. They are worshippers of the planet Saturn and they have all with my assistance: Travelled through time, communicated with inter dimensional reptile-like aliens which we perceive as "D'jinni" from our...
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>>551973209
I'm gay
Hows the weather been?
>>551973209
crystal in pooper with timestamp pls
Last 2 digits of your post is your privelege score.
0-20 DISABLED DIE HARD TRANS GENDERQUEER ACTIVIST QUEEN
21-40 NEGRO LESBIAN WOMAN
40-60 GAY
61-80 STRAIGHT LATINO OR ASIAN MAN
81-99 CIS WHITE AMERICAN MALE SCUM,SHIT OF THE CROP AND YOU MUST LEAVE 4CHAN FOR A WEEK.
LET THE LEAST PRIVALEGED WIN AND INSPIRE US ALL
ROLAND
suck my white dick
God, are you there?
I have achieved a new low.
sup, /b/, night is a nice time to fap but morning is better
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what a gimmick
SS/wincest/mother thread
continued from here >>551939356
Continuing where I left off
welcome back all
thanks to OP for the new thread
'Mom Son Love'
>>551959221
cool thanks
Spidey thread, my folder needs filling
>>551964687
>>551964687
My personal favorite.
any motherxson wincest stories? sadly i have none
pic semi related
boomp
shoot
well?
I promised I would return with the finished story, so here I am my /b/rothers.
I will be reposting the entire story since I've make some edits/additions.
Bump if you're interested.
~
Good evening /b/.
Let me tell you a story about Leah the Landwhale. I still can't believe this shit is real life.
Keep in mind, this is a long story that takes place over ~3 years.
>be autumn, 2011
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bumpin
pls moar
>>551953514
>LtLW is the typical self righteous hambeast
>actually thinks she's sexy, or at least pretends
>wears teencore shit like hollister and abercrombie, as well as leggings (I've seen her wear them, absolutely disgusting), and fake ugg boots
>starts grinding on him like the whore she is
>he actually nuts in his pants
>as...
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FEET THREAD
No Pedoshit Edition
Dirty feet welcome too.
The DnD thread rises! DM is not needed, just 4-5 players!
Respond to this post with:
>Name
>3 Skills
>Equipment
>Backstory (Optional)
Also, sign every action post with:
>Name
>3 Skills
>Equipment
0's are auto-wins, 1's are auto-fails. Otherwise, higher roll number = better outcome
>>551937538
OP himself will be:
>Ian the Tech Guy
>Ian is your average nerd. He's tech savvy, and he's into things no average person is into, like comic books and cheesy board games
>Spellcraft, Tinker, Butthurt Rage
>Polo shirt, Khaki slacks, throwing pens, Digital Sword
For those who may know me, I usually play as Thodan.
>>551937538
DM here, please consider the time put into these. These often last 5-6 hours. Do not join if you do not plan to stay.
HEEELLLLL YEEEEE
>Beelzeclaus
>The ability to summon random gifts whose contents are dependent upon the roll, deception, and an overwhelming stench of candy cane.
>A Santa Demon from the nth demension, born of coals, and the evolved form of beelzeplum.
>Giant candy cane sword, ornament bombs, and flight using christmas miracles.
I'm serious.
Today, my doctor told me I masturbate too vigorously and have to stop jacking off or else I will cause even more damage to my dick.
How was your day /b/?
>pic related, basically what my doctor said
Not bad, pic related
>>551941206
not nearly as funny as yours holy shit good show OP
Horrid. I was chased around by some retard with pants on his head.
So... I'm bored. Rate my body /10? Ask me anything. I'll reply a photo of my face. Rate that too. C'mon /b/. Entertain me.
fat/10
>>551933754
7/10
I can't see dat butt, so it could change.
>>551933754
Here's my face
11/10 faces.
Post them.
>>551937521
bump
Post the fucking sauce or I will cut you
>>551936551
NIECCA, U BLIND?
Ask a guy who just was George Zimmerman's waiter anything
>>551930301
Did you leave him a tip?
>>551930358
He tipped me 7 dollars
>>551930301
Implying Zimmerman is even a real human being
>2014
Still believes in Zimmerman