So my laptop is in getting some repairs and I've been using my baby sisters this past week. Did some casual snooping around and came across a folder containing some interesting pics I'm assuming she sent to her boyfriend. I'm 20 and shes 17 what do?
>>552259617
dump said pic
>>552259617
find a photo on the internet that's not watermarked, faggot?
Fuck her right in the pussy
Anyone have any green text stories?
>>552247341
I have some laying around
Like the adventures of my buddy megaphone in high school
>>552247341
1/2
>>552247569
Proceed...
CONTINUING THE FRANK STORY
Original thread 404ed, sorry, guys, I can finish the story now, though.
>>552252063
Ba bump
>>552252063
is this real
>>552252063
“3 years”
“What?”
“You have three years, Franklin.”
>fucking melanoma
>i’m driving him home, and he says to come inside his house.
>he comes out with a picture of a woman and baby
>Frank, what is this?
“It’s a picture of my wife Elizabeth and our daughter Josanna.”
>Well, where are they?
>he just looks at me and i know what he means
>Oh God… how?
“House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and Josanna, she was only 3 weeks old.”
>Why are you showing me this now?
“I’ll tell you, in time.”
>fast forward three more years
Pokemon box!
You know what to do.
Fat Anon and Frank thread Con'd from here
>>552247472
>>552248441
first bump
First for shitposting
inb4 rocky
>be me
>be 15
>fattest kid in high school
>tortured constantly by assholes
>i know i can lose weight, i just don't try
>worst bully of all is a lanky, skinny piece of shit
>let's just call him dipshit
>last day of school, thank god
>sit in the park to find peace
>there's an old man a few benches down, reading a newspaper
>i have a moment of absolute piece
"Hey, Anon"
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>the unmistakable rasp of this douchebag's voice.
>think of Syndrome's voice, from the Incredibles
"Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you're so fat that you might break it."
>a terrible and badly worded insult, but it still fucking hurts
>i don't respond
"What the fuck is this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won't work. I know that you can see and hear me, lard-ass."
>uh-oh, doucheometor has hit the red section
"And as long as I know those two things I will never leave, fatty."
>he rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route and join in
>whowouldwanttobefriendswiththisguy.jpg
"Hey!"
>i hear a new voice.
>it's the old man a few benches down.
>dipshit looks over
"What do you want, gramps?
>the old man takes out a cigar and lights it, saying:
"I would not make fun of people's weight if I were you."
"Why not?"
"Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men's dicks, you should realize you have a weight problem, too."
>mfw i hear this glorious insult.
>there's more, continue?
Continue faggot
faget
>>552226064
>all right, so dipshit and his friends just freeze
>instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrassed that their leader was told by an old man.
>i look at the old man
>he's literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are leaving
>just before they round the corner, he yells:
"I see you're turning in the direction of the gay bar!"
>there was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning
>ilostmyshit.jpg
>they stopped for one second
>the best comeback they had was yelling:
"FUCK YOU!"
>they shouldn't have said that
>the old man countered it perfectly
"Fuck ME? No, sorry, I don't want to join your little orgy later. And what are you doing interested in someone my age, anyway?"
>here i am, sitting on this bench, losing my shit because of this old man's insults
>he then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me
>we begin to chat
Only two girls left to ask out for the prom.
Who do you ask first, and why?
girl in the wheelchair cause always wanted to fuck a cripple
>>552230625
but these are cartoons, op?
I can ask neither because of my extreme autism and go back to posting threads on /b/
We hit the image limit on the last one.
Infographic/life hacks thread.
Get in here faggots
>>552228193
>>552228358
Dumping some food stuff.
1/?
dumping for atari schematics!
16 decides which I dump nudes of
adult white female
just delete the thread please
16... both
Lifehack and infographic thread.
fuck yes
Fuck captcha.
Can we get a bawww thread? Just found out my gf is cheating on me.
>>552216427
How long were you together.
Tell the story and i'll dump.
>>552216427
Hey, if you need someone to talk to, here's my skype.
bri.dunkle
>>552216506
why do girls like horses so much
English saddles put the bounce right on the clit.
Now ask a hard one.
>>552205575
who wouldn't like some thing big hairy sweaty and powerful between their thighs, that also does what you command?
A strong and powerful - but also gentle and friendly - companion that can take her anywhere she desires when she wraps her legs around it. The lean muscularity of the horse, coupled with its soulful eyes and servile demeanour . . . the feeling of power between her thighs . . .
webm bread
>>552199105
Looks like a trap
Other people's wives and girlfriends that they posted to /b/
> Bonus points if they deleted the post
>>552205917
nice
>>552206178
would bang
Does anybody else have a fetish for socks/striped socks/stockings? I'll dump some if you guys are interested.
I'm interested!
