think girl likes me, but she's fat.
4 decides
>>552632552
lets fuck behind Arbys
>>552632765
reroll
>>552632765
kek this
Why is the US crowd so fucking autistic? Half of them are dressed up in costumes and being all fucking patriotic cunts? Half of those faggots dont even know how the sport works. Then I watch these espn dickhead commentators that call the sport "soccer". wtf is wrong with you American cunts? God I'm so happy to be German.
there is literally no way you can not understand soccer
thats why it is a sport for dumb niggers, spics and arabs
>kick ball into net
>hard
>>552627697
Explain the offside rule nigger
>>552627494
really op you fucking faggot
If there was no age of consent, what would be the yongest you would feel comfortable being intimate with, either sex or just cuddling naked and fall asleep together with?
5
15.
>>552629020
17.
Here’s what happened to me back in January. My long term GF cheated on me.
>Be 22
>Skinny fit
>Over 6 ft and semi-confident
>Quite self-conscious, not /r9k/ level though
>Studied astrophysics at uni
>Went to university two years early because I was pushed forward two years in school
>Get a good job in research
>Working for my Ph.D
>Own my own apartment in the city
>Have long term relationship with 9/10 small qtpie gf
>She has a normal job working as a secretary at a law firm
>Everything is awesome
>Used to be bullied quite heavily in school for being so young
>No one cares now
>Life is going great
>Gf moves in
>Year forward
>Still going strong with gf
>We have date night every 2 weeks
>We do a lot of things together
>Cuddle and do all of the normal relationship stuff
>Our families are extremely good friends
>Always laughing and having fun
>Never had an argument
>We play video games and have similar movie interests
>Been together close to three years now
>Planning on asking her to marry me
>Until……
>At work
>Finish a task very early
>Boss is out
>We all decide to go home early
>Drive home at 3pm
>gf has a day off and was expecting me back at 5:30pm
>I went to buy flowers for her as a surprise
>She loves white roses
>Get elevator to my apartment at 3:30
>About to enter I heard her laugh
>I knew it was her but it was a type of laugh I have never heard from her before
>It was like she couldn't control herself
>It was very deep and obviously not fake
>I enter with the roses in my hand
>She and he are there sitting on my sofa
>TV is off
>2 wine bottles and glasses are on the table
>She has her feet up and faced him
>”Hi Anon, I thought you were working today” she said
>”I was, who is this”
>The biggest Chad Thundercock I have ever seen stood up
>I could tell he was ripped
>He has a chiselled face
>Wore a tailored suit
>Muscles were bulging under his shirt
>In a deep voice he said “My name is Oscar. Is this your boyfriend?”
>I told him I was her boyfriend and asked who is he
>GF at this point is laughing and smirking but trying to hold it in
>He has a huge smile on his face
>I said what are you doing
>They were just discussing work apparently
>Chad looks at me, mockingly says do I have a problem with that?
>He comes towards me, flexing his arms, trying to be alpha
>Gf is completely silent
>She doesn't even look at me
>>552628260
i already saw this posted you turd
>I was quite angry at this point
>I put the fucking white roses down
>I asked him to leave
>gf lets out little laugh and says "anon its nothing, seriously, we're just hanging out and discussing work"
>"yeah we studied some biology earlier didn’t we, ahahaha” Chad Said
>she laughs in her hands as my stomach drops through the floor
>"....look, Oscar, I'd like you to get out of my home now..."
>I could not believe what had just happened in the last 30 seconds
>My life was upside down
>"get out!" I say sharply
>he gets up and casually heads towards the fridge for another beer
>gf is just staring at TV smirking
>"I'm calling the cops, this is fucked up"
>"you call the cops and I'll beat your faggot ass, anon, you got that?"
>ignoring the fact that he could clearly kick my ass, I yell “Good, Ill have another reason to call the cops”
>he walks straight up to me, gets me in headlock and then floors me
>I manage to punch him in face to which he quickly responded to with punching me three times and then holding my arms down
>he shouts "YEAH, WHAT? STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" before picking me up my scruff of my neck and pushing me outside of the apartment.
>gf just sits there not doing anything
>I sit outside my apparent thinking why is she doing this, why the sudden change
>Didn’t have phone to call cops with because I foolishly put it on table next to door
>Didn’t have keys to go back in apartment
Let's have some fun. OP will choose funniest.
Bump?
Do you like it up the pooper?
Here
How rude.
Shame on you Janitors.
>>552621027
>>552621075
>>552621173
>Be me, 13 years old
>Live with single mom and my sister
>Dad died when I was 4 in a work accident
>Mom never had another man in her life ever (not that I know)
>Summer break
>It's a very hot day
>We are not used to that, usually a cold country
>Alone with mom at house, sister's at summer camp
>Wearing sports shorts without underwear, who cares, I'm not leaving my room today anyway
>Mother calling me from the bathroom
>"Anon, help me for a moment please."
>I guess she just needs help for the shitty shower curtain, you need two people to fix it
>Come in
>She's topless, an want me to wash her back
>"N-no do it yourself."
>"Ooh c'mon, I normally ask your sister for that but she's not here, it's only 2 minutes."
>"Siigh, fine."
>"You're not afraid of seing your mother like that I hope, I nursed you you know?"
>"Yeah yeah"
>Just stop it already
>Start washing her back, then I notice that I can see her breasts in the mirror's reflection
>She doesn't seems to pay attention
>Can't stop looking, surprised by the firmness of her tits
>boner.jpg
>Try to finish quickly, can't hide it with my shorts, I don't even have a shirt
>"Done."
>Start leaving
>She turns back
>"Hold on, you need to rinse it."
>suddenly suppressed memories or having to massage mother's back with oil come surging back
n-no please, oh god why did I read this
>>552614883
spoiler - he comes inside her anyways
umm continue?
so /b/ over the last couple years of facebook and snapchat ive accumulated some 1,500 nudes from 15 or so girls. now I want to share it with you. bump with teens and tell me the best way to upload them and ill do it
69 get and I link my girlfriend to the thread. pic related.
>>552617279
get
Pics of gf/wife/ex in the nick...OC only faggots
>>552590116
What is that thing on the right?
>>552590116
what the fuck is wrong with his dick?
Trap Thread
>>552591765
I could never do that to myself. Shave my body and be all girly.
However, I do fantasise a lot about being forced into it. Feminized and used as a sissy girl. Probably have to go along with it because of blackmail. Everytime I try and stop the process, stop the cock being forced down my throat or as my panties are pulled down and I'm pushed down onto the table, I'm reminded of the photos that could be leaked to my friends and family and so I lay down and take it, agreeing to how I'm a pathetic sissy bitch, how my clitty is worthless.
I want to date and fuck a trap. But i dont know where to find traps.
>>552592613
You're a fucking faggot
Where the fuck is my Rule 34 Thread? i want to fap before i go to bed
>>552615738
>>552615827
you can't expect me to fap to my own pics... Start posting!
Delicious loli bread! Come and get a slice.
6/?
>>552617906
it's really time for me to fap
>>552616047
"Man, I sure have good taste, better save it again!"
You should though.
k
Pic requests for a horny/lonely teen ;)
ok, write your birthday year over your spreaded puss
Spread that ass ;)
>>552618409
Shoe on head.
>Is it alright for my little brother(7 years old) to see me naked?
Pic related its me
> I'm 14 1/2 now and I have a little brother who is 7 years old and we have to share a room(I don't mind and I love spending time with my little brother). And we got a futon because of our house before we moved the past July we had to get the futon because I could almost touch the ceiling and i'm 5'0. And ever since we lived in that tiny trailer we had to share everything TV, bathroom, bed. And now when we moved to our new house which is bigger and we still have to share a room and now when I want to take a shower my little brother asks me to take a shower with him and I said okay the first time because maybe he just wanted to get closer to me.
> And after that he asks if he could take showers with me and I was like okay(in a weird tone), and I said "uhhhh I guess if that's what you want". When I said that he got all cheerful and happy and then my parents and sister went out to go get something for dinner and my brother didn't want to go with them so they have me babysit because I don't go with them that much unless their going to dinner before that. And I was finishing up Algebra homework for school and my brother just looked out the window and he waited for my parents and sister to drive down our road. After they drove away he just ran to the other side of my arm(left side) and he just started tugging on my arm and I thought he was just trying to get me to play with him and I said "hold on pal i'm almost done with homework" and he just wined and said "noooooo come and take a shower with me", I asked right now and he said uh yeah! I said okay hold on lemme finish this last problem and then i'm done.
> He jumped up with glee and all hyper like hes getting a new toy, when I put my Algebra book and homework in my binder and put the binder in my back pack. When I said "okay lets go" he just walked behind me and pushed me I said "dang boy you really want to take a shower huh"? He said nothing he just pushed me in the bathroom and he said hold on lemme get our pj's. He cam running in and when I said close the door and he just slammed the door and he just walked over to me and he just un-buttoned my jeans and un-zipped and he just pulled my jeans down like there is brand new shiny toy in my pants. I said "Jesus", after I said that he looked at me and gave me a
smile then after that he just pulled down my boxers and then he said bend down! I bend down because I knew he wanted to take off my shirt and a-shirt, he just yanked off both of my shirts.
I just jacked off after cutting a bunch of habaneros and my dick is on fire. How do I stop the burn. not even trolling right now.
>>552610794
dip it in milk? it's worth a shot
wenis in glas of milk
>>552610794
I've been in this exact situation before, dip your cock in glass of milk.
