saw this in a thread today and wondered if there was any more like it
Will post my collection.
Requesting more of this shit.
someone posted an awkward sex stories thread and deleted it or maybe i took too long cringing/typing.
i need to let this story out of my mind and into the wild. i die a little every time i remember this shit
>be me, total beta virgin, maybe 3 years ago
>friend's sister is in town, she really likes it here and gets a job at a strip club
>she's pretty hot, obviously slutty, ends up staying in my room because he can't accommodate her and she doesn't want to pay for a hotel or whatever. (i don't really know, she was banking so much from her job)
>first few nights she slept on my couch, eventually i said you can take the bed if you want but she suggested we share it
>sleep next to her in my bed, literally the first time i've ever shared a bed with a woman, instant erection. for the first night i couldn't even sleep. feeling her warmth next to me kept my heart beating so fast. i was literally afraid of moving for fear of waking her up
>second night i waited until she was asleep and put my arm around her, she pushed her body into mine, causing my full erection to press against her ass. i literally couldn't even breathe. i had no idea what to do so i focused on controlling my breathing and enjoying the moment. i was so confused, she had to feel it. nothing more happened, though, i tried to make it seem like i was asleep for a long time until she rolled onto her back, and then i tried to give her back her personal space without making it obvious i spent the last three hours watching her sleep... i might have managed like an hour of sleep that night
this just covers the first week or two of the ~2 months she lived with me. does anyone want the rest? it takes me a while to type this, i could just put this shit back in the vault and play games
>>552894589
I'll bump you once OP, but after that you're going to need to deliver. Whatever you type, save it to a document in case you want to try later.
>>552895895
I'm curious, I had a similar kind of progression with the girl I lost my virginity to.
PICS. NAO.
Or at least details.
Ok /b/, Story time.
Post the Story how you recived your First Blowjob.
>Be me 14yo
>Smoking behind school with female friend, we call her Lisa
>Winter, so i was allowed to warm my Hands on her Titties.
>i say i got a Boner because of the Titties.
>She wantz to see it.
>Show her, but putting it back in fast because of Cold.
>She wantz to see again, tell her no because Cold.
>She grabs my Donger and says she is gonna keep it warm.
>Fuckyes.jpg
>She plays with my Benis and my Balls.
>Thatfeel.gif
>Ask her if she can suck me.
>She only wantz to lick it, not taking it in the Mouth.
>After 3 Seconds of Licking she says that it tastes Amazing and takes it in the Mouth.
>Cumming after 3 Minutes of Sucking.
>She never was my gf, she just sucked me now and then when she wanted.
>inb4 My English sucks like she did.
>16
>have gf
>eventually get bj's off her
yeah, not that interesting
>>552904816
> Be me.
> We drink because of school's ending.
> Party hard in local club.
> Going half-drunk to WC.
> Open zipper, pull the equipment.
> Feel someone touching me.
> Damn, it's some chick.
> She holds my pipe while I pee.
> WTF?!
> Stopped peeing, she starts to lick me.
> WTF?! I was just peeing!
> Feel good, cum buckets!
> She smiles, walks away.
> Walk outside, she's nowhere around.
> Never see her again.
Damn...
>>552905462
Succubus
Would you a horse?
>>552899690
No because I like girl butts so much better
>>552899690
My doctor recommended I cut back on a horse. Strictly b now
Sarah works for the science centre in Glasgow. Would you let her teach you about science?
>Search OPs...
>Webm
>No results
Webm thread
>>552898174
sauce plz
Life hacks thread?
>bending, and breaking
>dat comma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
Favourite pornstar thread
>>552893087
Who's that then ?
>>552893221
how is your summer?
![BA4E3E56F00CF3257E5EE3C515686E05[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DJTLf0F.jpg "BA4E3E56F00CF3257E5EE3C515686E05[1]")
ITT: You remember that song you lose
Starting with godmode, you all just lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>552887514
I don't remember this shit at all and it sucks and OP is a fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>552887514
Lost pretty fucking hard. Good one.
I heard you like wincest stories?
Take mine.
I was 17, my sister, let's just call her Judy, was 15 back then. I have been attracted to Judy for the last three years, ever since the day I noticed her boobs started to grow.
I knew that it was weird some way but fuck it I didn't care. She was hot and I needed someone to get rid of my pubertysolid boner.
So i would spent those 3 years trying really hard. I developed a very strong relationship with her. We used to hang out together. We shared the same friends. We knew everything about one another.
Needless to say our parents were damn proud.
I always thought I might get her to fall in love with me. But I was her brother so she didn't even seem to think about that kind of shit. It's funny because we would have been the perfect couple in my opinion. She just didn't notice that because of some taboo that doesn't even make sense since we can avoid breeding drooling potatoes into this world.
Anyways. My plan didn't work out. I achieved stuff to be fair like I saw her naked pretty often since she didn't mind me walking into the bathroom or changing in front of me.
But masturbating over my sisters damn hot body wasn't enough.
And then it struck my mind with the power of over 9000 suns of justice.
There are two ways to get a person into breaking a taboo.
The first way would be convincing the person that it was worth it. Tried that, didn't work out.
The second way would be convincing the person that it wasn't a taboo anymore. That it was perfectly fine to do it. The only damn thing that blocked my cock was the fact that she was my sister. What if she wasn't?
And so Operation Desister began.
I searched the internet for all kind of documents and certifications you need for an adoption.
I worked on my Photoshop skills really hard, it had to be perfect. I even ordered some customized stamps from an imaginary orphanage.
And then, after several months of hard work, it was done.
cont if interest.
Sorry for shit English.
>>552885426
cmon OP, you gotta type these out before making the post, otherwise, you're too slow
>>552885426
>cont if interest.
We are interest. Get typing.
bump for potential
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
God tier vaginas GO
>>552872085
>>552872137
>>552872207
Which of you fags did this?
YouNow /BugattiBeez
No posting links.
>>552845182
went to fap and just saw this
Not disabling HTML tags Kek
>>552845573
This was a fucking injection??? Are you kidding me YouNow???
ITT: Dicks through snack treats
wat
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moar pls
Can we get a baww thread going?
>>552850742
>>552850793
>>552850868
let's have a perfect girl thread
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